how about two

I saw a fight break out at a Decemberists concert once

Cherry Roosevelt Fatbozochowing Spaghetti

Benicio del Toro as 'Sensei' in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

I had to talk to him. Here is Glen, a retired carpenter who looks like John Carpenter.

I hear one of the concessions Jimmy Kimmel had to make was reinstating Dicky Barrett as the show's announcer

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

a doctor I trust more than rfk jr

I completely missed the fact there were Trump death rumors because I've been following a much bigger news story

The InSneider

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Omg

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaa

two movies nobody would believe are by the same director

I have never been more targeted in my entire fucking life

"cartoon parn" specifically

All weekend I've had varying friends text me random quotes as they see THE NAKED GUN and it makes me even happier this movie exists

Superhero movies are finished. They are about to face their toughest opponent which had been lying dormant since their resurgence: spoof comedies in packed theatres. No amount of characters coming out of portals can match the frenzied energy of a very good stupid joke bringing down the house.

#TheNakedGun director Akiva Schaffer explains how he got Paramount to greenlight the film (via Filmmaker)

looking forward to all the WWE edgelord bozos being like "wow AEW goofed up again!" while oblivious to the intentional bit

I really hope a lot of people go see this in the theater this weekend because 1. I want it to succeed so we can have more movies like this again and 2. it's just nice to sit in a room full of people laughing at jokes together

Miss me with that shit. 😌

Even today, I would wager that Ric Flair has died more times than Hulk Hogan

Somewhere right now Hulk Hogan is honoring Ozzy by saying they got the idea for The Osbournes from Hogan Knows Best

pretty sure it's from his work on Roseanne

The wrestling gods have heard my pleas

Columbine, 9/11, E.T.

“Don’t talk to me or my son like that ever again” #aewcollision

I bought a ticket to see Superman at the discount theater and, well, I guess you get what you pay for

The internet claims this is a Playmobil Lumberjack figure but I'm pretty sure it's actually MacGruber

Mamdani being an AEW chad was unexpected and delightful. WWE took over the White House, all politics is wrestling. BUCKLE UP.

I just walked outside and…

Solidarity.

I was a constituent in Lander's district when he was a councilmember and, on top of this what's said here, have always known him as somebody that hits the streets and does the hard work. so, yeah, people can fuck off with the "political stunt" nonsense

This is bravery and decency. This is what people upset about this administration want. If you really believe this stuff is wrong, and you have a public profile and principles and want to say you're a leader, then get out there and do the damn thing.

I don't think the people of 1980 were ready for THE GONG SHOW MOVIE

Somebody at LinkedIn knows I am a fan of The Rehearsal

Just watched the 'height' episode of Everybody's Live and completely baffled why they had Randy Newman as musical guest without performing Short People

If Nathan Fielder manages to go on Fox and Friends to talk about the Miracle over the Mojave then he will be the next Secretary of Transportation

YES... HA HA HA... YES