Me at holiday functions (and why I don’t get invited to any of them):

i also wrote about some of the best TV in 2025 with help from @thewolfman.bsky.social @richardfink.bsky.social

Hell yeah

New YouTube video breaking down the wacky timeline of #TexasChainsawMassacre, including “chain saw” vs. “chainsaw” and why Alexandra Daddario played a 40-year-old woman while she was in her early 20s youtu.be/eB-XuaMcIFw

Ayyyy I’m over on @bdisgustingpod.bsky.social’s YouTube today to try to help give you Halloween vibes! youtu.be/a2mEaY4r1SM

Surprise surprise, I talked about Channel Zero (yes I know SOME people watched it leave me alone) youtu.be/jZD-zoOWJBI

I made a video about the Halloween franchise timeline if that’s a thing you’d want to watch youtu.be/rQRrZtC8Z1s

Everyone in the comments of my Halloween ranking is bullying me, won’t any of you defend my honor?! youtu.be/ZDR35Zmdow0

Thanks, Meagan! But I must warn you all it’s very silly!

Did you know that you can now book a stay at the iconic POLTERGEIST house through Airbnb? @thewolfman.bsky.social survived his stay to report on the house's history and the new owner's painstaking recreation of the movie experience for guests:

Benny Safdie successfully made the anti-sports-movie sports movie with The Smashing Machine, though it was a bold choice to make an entire movie about an unexceptional figure filled with irritating protagonists on a journey with low stakes. thewolfmancometh.com/2025/10/02/t...

For the millions of people begging me to post on YouTube, I’ve got some good news for you! youtu.be/ZDR35Zmdow0

Here’s what Universal Horror Unleashed in Las Vegas is like! thewolfmancometh.com/2025/09/22/u...

Yes or no

Hello I got bored and wrote about how I might have to concede that even if they are doodoo, the Terrifier movies might ultimately be good for horror (or, actually, how they might not be) thewolfmancometh.com/2025/09/08/a...

Might as well post this here too!

Me, five minutes before talking to Vera Farmiga: “Wait didn’t she sing a Slipknot song?”

Mike Mitchell of the @doughboys.bsky.social Announces His Plan to Take Down the Rizzler comicbook.com/tv-shows/new...

I went to the set of Alien: Earth in Bangkok last year and here is (some of) what I saw comicbook.com/tv-shows/new...

This is how they go, I don’t know what you want from me

Finally someone with the courage to take the 22-year-old activist down a peg!

For Wampler

What’s your favorite “the entity”? Mine is “the entity”

Letterman knew

If you want to hear me talk about metal and hardcore in a draft of the Hellfest 2k3 lineup, now you can! www.mixcloud.com/XGALAMBISx/s...

Timeline cleanse featuring Kurt Russell, Keith David, and John Carpenter goofing around

Wow it took five hours but the Avengers: Doomsday trailer was worth the wait!

Thank god Uncle Baby Billy is back

Just for you!

Hosted a round of horror trivia about John Carpenter worth a total of 16 points. One team got 15 points, another got 1 point. So…guess I had a good range of difficulty?

Oh wow Silver Surfer rocks @criterion.bsky.social !!

Back in 2020, Mikey Madison told me her two perfect choices for her favorite horror movies and had to awkwardly avoid admitting to me that yes, she would burn to death in Scream (damn you Bluesky for cutting videos off at 60 seconds) www.instagram.com/reel/DGwK5A5...

Happy “Dune 2 screening with food poisoning that makes you black out and bash your face and ruin your David Lynch hoodie” anniversary to all who celebrate!

I bet if Paul Atreides had a car, he’d drive a Nissan al Gaib

Getting a COVID, flu, and tetanus shot yesterday messed me up so mad I'm listening to MGMT Radio please send help

A.I. rocks

When my dad reads your posts to me

Here have some Orchid as a little treat

wasn't a new wolf man movie supposed to come out this year? where did that go?

Ready for the big game!

Bluesky rocks because the first thing I see when opening it up is people clowning on that Terrifier bozo (and I don’t mean the one who puts in bozo makeup)