Can you imagine if the Knicks win AND it happens tonight?

BABY DID FIRST JOKE She held up a little pig toy she has and comes up to me with it, puts it on my lap. And when I asked her "What does the Pig Say?" (We do a lot of that) she got a little grin on her face and tilted her head and went "Moo, moo" and then started cackling.

08 Jun 2026

Trans Seinfeld episode where Elaine keeps talking about getting The Surgery and she's excited but worried about missing "it". In the end it turns out she was getting a millimeter shaved off her jawline and no one can tell the difference but Kramer comes in and goes "Ah, I see you got The Surgery!"

Managed to find several of the James Bond audiobooks at a car boot sale and having made it most of the way through Casino Royale I am genuinely fascinated by the combination of Fleming clearly writing Bond as a monster and the bits where Fleming is clearly himself a monster.

Genuinely think we should treat her like Goebbels and Streicher.

Give women gundams

The existence of non-subordinated women with college degrees has driven a substantial proportion of men completely fucking insane. It's not great.

Persepolis is a beautiful and tender movie with a slightly (jank English dub (watched a DVD copy from 2008) and a really tone fucky moment at the very end where it cuts not to the credits but to a legal disclaimer about how Godzilla is a property of Toho

We Band of Angels by Elizabeth Norman which is a group biography of the Army and Navy nurses who were trapped in the Philippines during the Battle of Bataan.

The journey to becoming a good person doesn't involve a Senate seat within the first year of no longer having a nazi tattoo.

Me 🤝 Hawkeye Pierce Saying "Hey that's Ward Bond!" Every time he's in a movie

05 Jun 2026

"Omg did you see what the latest Platner scandal is? Like he was sexting the whole ti—" You bolt awake in Washington DC. You are not online. It is 1842 AD. You are Alexander Baring, 1st Baron Ashburton, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Canada must annex Northern Maine

Platner just isn't the guy you wish he was. Sorry.

No he's definitely from money money. His grandfather's furniture line is still selling for like four figures a chair.

Thinking about how there's one other guy I know who used to lie about having been at the Battle of Fallujah and slowly realizing that there is a non-zero chance that the Alternate History Community's Burton K Wheeler was Planter.

i think him lying about being in fallujah in reddit comments didn’t get the attention it prob should’ve

maybe the drunk violent guy who likes to talk about rape and him personally committing rape has never raped anybody but you know my faith isn't particularly high

04 Jun 2026

boy seems like a guy who probably should not be in the Senate

Not every exasperated petty bourgeois could have become Alan Partridge, but a particle of Alan Partridge is lodged in every exasperated petty bourgeois.

Heat loads, water usage, huge electrical sinks for AI products that don't work, help no one and are used to destroy lives or surveillance, or whatever the next tech scamware is. I'm normally one to defend Will as being *fine* for a liberal but like, c'mon this isn't hard.

02 Jun 2026

My partner described the finale to me today and yeah, never beating this allegation

We voluntarily show up to the microblogging site for liberal Millennials best described as "Twitter's Taiwan," we're not cool.

Occurs to me that the fake dark and edgy prestige drama in BoJack Horseman and the sleazebag showrunner of it (I think the show was called Philbert?) now reads like a vicious parody of Sam Levinson despite being made several years before he became a thing

At last we have recreated the moral rot within the Democratic Party from the seminal political lesson, "Carve Out the Moral Rot in the Democratic Party Before It's Too Late"

Political reporter dangerously close to figuring it out. (the best thing Planter can do is win and promptly die in a bar fight with Fetterman)

Scratch a dirtbag leftist and a misogynist whines.

people make fun of the DSA Bedtime Abolition Caucus but they're out here racking up Ws

I can't believe they pulled it off.

Yeah Matt we all knew purely from vibes that you prey on undergrads, you didn't need to tell us.

31 May 2026

I've been hyperfixating on reading fanfics about MASH lately (and writing some) and the amount of fanfics that just place Hawkeye and Margaret at hospitals in 1950s Virginia, Georgia and Florida and then promptly just ignore the fact that Jim Crow was happening is disgusting.

People always use the expression ‘rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic’ but fail to consider the possibility that there might have been an optimal deckchair arrangement that would have helped in the circumstances

"Dark Mafia Cowboy Romance" Look I don't care if these words are in the Bible or not, there's no way that makes sense and there's no chance I'm reading that book to find out how little sense it makes.

“The Financial Times has swung to the right” No it hasn’t, what the fuck are you talking about?

Shit man if I wanted a moderate Tory I'd vote for Ed Davey.

The stuff they get mad about instead of the SS tattoo is fucking wiiiiiiild.

"The Pod Save guys boosted their favorite failson former bartender* from when they were bros in DC and the Maine labor movement grabbed onto him as the alternative to the cryptkeeper governor they hate" is a pretty plausible account of what happened here

Harold MacMillan represented this seat.

However long you think this exhaustive list is gonna be, I promise it's longer lmao

29 May 2026

Men think that Gender Studies is stupid because it explains perfectly everything about how fucking stupid they are.

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