all else aside it really is unimaginably cool that my telephone has a tool that can instantly translate between languages, imperfectly of course, but enough that I am able to read extremely funny replies to my posts no matter where in the whole world the author is from. what a gift. what a blessing

i have a controversial take and i refuse to share it with the Internet. if you fuckers knew what i was thinking about right now you'd cancel my ass so hard. the discourse alone would last for weeks. but you can't. I beat the system.

just a normal little deadlock doodle

When people make this stupid claim that “the left has abandoned patriotism” they’re talking about Hasan Piker and like 8 other online commentators. You do not have to treat streamers like real people.

cannot imagine being someone who, upon the prospect of more women, says "no". how medieval. what are you, a feudal landlord?

I think it’s important to keep talking about children and social media, but I also think that debate is a cover for what these laws are really about: surveilling the entire population online

If you're an online leftist who posts online leftistsly about things, but in a way that can't truly be distinguished from somebody rotting their brain on endless right wing slop, you have lost the plot more than you want to admit

Back in the US and was reminded the only ads on TV are for prescription drugs, gambling, and psychos running for office.

Warhammer needs a sim city type game where you build a hive and have to fend of genestealer infections, mutie uprisings, political machinations, occasional orks etc all while keeping the population balanced between downtrodden and rioting

"I actually fucking hated being wet all the time" is the funniest but also most logical thing for a middling swimmer to reveal about themselves

When utilized in literature review, LLMs consistently 1. fail to mention female authors in female-led literatures, 2. insist that men are more influential or more heavily cited when this is contradicted by objective citation counts, and 3. attribute women’s work to hallucinated male scholars.

ritual suicide used to be a way to show you recognized the magnitude of your failure both socially and spiritually and now everyone just goes on podcasts

Beat up a racist at greggs earlier lads >tell us what happened lad I beat up a racist at greggs >ye but why He was being racist >at greggs? yeah it was at greggs

On one hand I think that social media is deepfrying everyones fucking mind and social media companies are engaging in unethical business practices to maximise retention and engagement that we should protect the kids from, but on the other hand we can't really subject them to social isolation either

Taking Facebook/Meta numbers at face value:

its so cool that this website did a self-flaggelating discourse cycle earlier today about how it was morally wrong to call these people tacky hicks and this is how they talk about us

Oops! (Real talk, miss me with this noise)

Yet another piece of evidence ghosts are fake as fuck because this is the kind of thing that would make a ghost beat people to death with a flying chair

My moment of easily impressed is the concept of Jack in the Box selling tex-mex food for no real discernible reason. Do you want churros with your hamburger? Of course you do, you little slop hog. Do you want tacos with your chicken strips? Of course you do, you gluttony worshipping slut

I think there's some literary beauty to be found in the most brain damaged president alllying himself with a man attempting to mainstream a "sport" where the only "move" is tanking brain busting blows. Active investment strategy really.

New scribble

There are lots of things that are tragic about the patriarchal bargain but one of them is that it doesn’t even work.

The purpose of a system is what it does. Mechs are effective because they fulfil their function of creating more gay sex.

take my word, you wouldn't wanna know their methods

You can say the most vile shit imaginable about the places that produce most of the nation’s GDP where most Americans live but the second you so much as breathe disdain for massively subsidized flyover exurbs You Have Done A No Growth, How Dare You.

Mamdani truly has the mandate of heaven

with a few notable exceptions, people under 5'6 barely register as the same species to us

i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one

I'm working on a trifecta of the current Era of Rancid Vibes. These two are good so far

Not to get hashtag linguistically deterministic about it but theres almost certainly a link between social media favoring conflict and the reduction in nuance+proliferation of irony in everyday discussion (is my take on it anyways)

Say what you want about Talarico atp but "Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power" is a fucking juicy one

these mfs just say 4chan buzzwords now. you pull a string and it's goyslopmudsharklibmaxxed. they don't know how to interact with real human beings anymore. they're human dead internet theory relay beacons.

The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place

"I tried to rob the brain trust and the sheer mental feedback blew my cerebellum smooth off."

i'm fine with people choosing bicycles as a primary mode of transportation. in fact, there are lots of benefits to doing so. all i'd ask is that they run a gas generator or something for a couple hours a day to fulfill their commitment to the carbon footprint

really fucking hate how "accessibility" has been hijacked to mean "let's treat everyone as if they're children at all times"

It's almost a little funny how Richard K. Morgan turned out to be insanely transphobic despite the entire "Bodies are literally called sleeves" like what are we doing here, dumbass

You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy

Went to peep the Hellmouth Discord again and witnessed two imps with the teeth and faces of feral, carnivorous pigs being gently told why they shouldn't "ironically" use ZOG instead of simply being tossed out on their asses

I'm...I'm good, dawg

Heated Rivalry ruined sports rivalry drama by sexualizing it with the female gaze. Sometime guys just wanna get sweatily intense and dream about each other in a platonic way.