Parades is infinitely converging towards a second yellow without ever reaching it.

would hogwarts hire a velociraptor? do you have to let a vampire inside your home - if he's your landlord? is a cop who fights crime as a werewolf by night technically a K9 unit who - deserves overtime? if they become partners, can they literally go anywhere and pull over whomever they want?

Drove through a downtown street in NJ and it's just a dirt road. They weren't milling it. Just a crushed stone and dirt road for several blocks of a very dense urban downtown five minutes from downtown Philly.

is that good

This is such a stupid game lol

The funniest timeline is Mbappe wins golden boot while his team loses by 3 points in the 3rd place match

What is going on

The funniest timeline is Mbappe wins golden boot while his team loses by 3 points in the 3rd place match

Everyone in England is calling their wife's boyfriend and telling him to start snorting that rhino horn

What a shot. There's been some crazy long balls this cup

Goddamn they are hungry. I couldn't even finish my joke before they scored.

Tonight's 3rd place match Everyone Has a Mistress vs Cuck Chair Island in the battle for who gets to sit in the Cuck Chair.

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Hey, urbanists, has anyone done a starter pack of Black urbanists? Urbanists of color? I have not found one. I could get one started but do not want to duplicate efforts.

SEC filings show Taco Bell—and other restaurants—knew cyclospora posed a risk to their businesses and the public.

You know what would solve all this is going to the hospital and check yourself. You are the Governor. I have to imagine it would look pretty sketchy if they stonewalled the Governor at the door. If you're looking to sew doubt Andy, this a simple solution

@davidjroth.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Because I drink at the NASA bar I've been around Blue Angel pilots, and I can tell you they somehow make hockey players look like geniuses

Hank Falafel

Googling USA diarrhea map and the first one is pay walled, the second map keeps getting covered by pop up ads. My stomach grumbles. I wonder if this will be the last solid movement of my life.

Michigan Senate primary (Data For Progress/Pro El-Sayed pac sponsor) Abdul El-Sayed 54% Haley Stevens 41% mailchi.mp/6b7e5f604f9a...

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

lmao at the English players at midfield shoving after FT and Bellingham squaring up to the ref and cussing at him classless losers to the bitter end

*puts finger to ear* I'm hearing that they are banning Wonderwall at all future internationals they just choked that badly

it does not appear to be coming home

How are DSA’s visionaries keeping the Black Radical Tradition alive in the present day? Join DSA’s National Electoral Commission Sunday 7/19 at 8:00 PM Eastern, for a conversation with socialist Congressional candidates Cori Bush and Chris Rabb.

I think Anthony Fauci should have said the main side effect was prolific diarrhea and you wouldn't be able to prevent it unless you wore a mask and got a shot. People seem way more worried about the diarrhea than "flu-like symptoms"

Permanent Savings Time is a repeated historical phenomenon that continues to struggle with the feudal peasant mindset of "what if the sun never went down" Alternatively Standard Time enthusiasts have the unassailable position of "what if it was dark out at night"

As they say in my land,

Two years ago. East of Eden. Every hundred pages or so

Love that the commentators take a pause to point out Cabo Verde fought off Spain more effectively than France

Zhou Enlai called it?!

MANTENGAN LA POSICIÓN

I been saying it: Mbappe is mid

Happy Bastille Day lmao

C'est finit

Eating some ready-to-eat slaw from the grocery store wondering if I'll get explosive diarrhea in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave

This is characteristically excellent from @bcmerchant.bsky.social www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/what-var-t...

“Eighteen months into Trump’s assault on the US constitution, Democrats are languishing at roughly the same high-thirties approval rating as the Republicans. Thereby hangs a warning sign.” My column. www.ft.com/content/bd5f...

Normalize telling people their jersey is sick as hell. Just ride by and go "hell yeah that jersey rules" Or "that style rocks dude 🤘🏼"

You simply cannot get me to feel any other way about DSA when the mayor of NYC is saying Abolish ICE

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

“Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff

Trump keeps lobbing Constitutional Crisis balls right over the plate and Senate Democrats lack the nerve to bean the pitcher let alone crack a homer

Thermonuclear hot take I like the 2018 remaster of the Pink Floyd album "Animals" more than the original

What if the blank is Israel

In Little Village, Justice for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo signs

Ok gonna be real, if Bernie 2020 was obvious as a DSA endorsement for you but AOC 2028 is not, it's hard to see that gender and race are not what this is about

I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis