A Duke win and a Dabo loss at the same time is a beautiful thing.

It never gets old.

LET’S GO DUKE!!!

Jon realized that his efforts as an anti-woke comic were lost on his liberal cat.

Tip from my partner who is executive director of one of the biggest food pantries in our state: Donating food is great, especially if you have extra or clean out your kitchen. But money goes further. They can buy food cheaper than you can so they can stretch your money to feed more people.

Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"

CFB26 is a turn-based RPG

a chat bot for answering my kids dumbass questions

scholar’s of religion who think there must be a definition of religion have never encountered what counts as a “catch” in college football

As a Duke fan I am very much enjoying the Darian Mensaj experience.

Baller chyron though and absolutely sounds like the name of a Tyler, The Creator song

every time these folks show up at the white house I get messages from my non-wrestling friends like “did you see this!?!?” and I’m like “no but did you hear Yoshihiko is injured?”

just turned on the new Young Thug

amazing

maybe the rapture was actually one of Ryan Grubb’s pre-snap motions

This is my favorite Alabama offense since I came here in 2013.

Ryan Grubb is in his fucking bag tonight

LA County: You get that statue of Abraham Lincoln we commissioned? Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. LA County: what

me an hour into every faculty meeting

He was a university professor that when asked about his research always had a catchy title for his new book project. Every few semesters the title would change based on his latest creative insight. Yet, if pressed, it became clear he had yet to write a single word of it.

The fan on whom the decades of WWE propaganda worked as designed is easy to spot by lack of curiosity and immediate anger. Someone saying, "Mistico is wrestler of the year" does not spur them to think, "really? what should I see?" or anything of the sort. just immediate tantrum to defend Cody Rhodes

it’s all about butts in seats

are people still doing e-feds and are they experiencing an ai crisis?

I’ve never understood why men in higher ed upper administration wear terrible suits instead of dressing like this. Like if I was an associate dean I’d be walking into the office like it was my draft day every day.

have banged on for years that the idea of lapsed or unreached viewer coming around, due to whatever deal they do that is SUPER GAME CHANGING, is fantasy. WWE is a known product. there are a couple million US people with any interest in watching regularly and they do with small ups and downs.

WWE is to professional wrestling as white Protestant Christianity is to religion.

This is what everyone said about Vince McMahon before he was forced out of WWE. And then the company proved to be better off and more profitable without him.

This overtime video looks like the worst Blackboard course intro ever.

Blame that false start and not the kicker.

theres a paradox created by an era of source criticism that always already sorts every message by the partisan or political identify of its and the flattening of sources such that messages on a blog, a newspaper, Reddit, 4chan, or Twitter are essentially symmetrical

Bama wins and Dabo loses. Great day so far.

The original “sports presentation” idea could never work because at some point somebody is going to have to commit arson or vehicular assault.

current vibe

couldn’t tell if this was from the college football or politics niche of my tl

Middle finger came out and camera operator moved with the quickness 😂

very that

Bold prediction: Ty Simpson will have a better season (statistically) than Arch Manning.

Bama is light in the ass for the first time since I started watching them in 2013.

It’s important to separate the art from the artist That way you can see that the artist sucks, AND the art sucks, in separate ways

“downwardly mobile elite” is the best term I’ve heard for everyone in the academy under 60–especially outside of STEM.

Jake The Snake outliving Hulk Hogan despite *EVERYTHING* Jake faced in his life is a testament to what the human spirit can achieve with some help and not being the biggest dipshit in wrestling shoutout to DDP who is honestly doing miracles out here

This is hilarious. TK with a Seinfeld reference. Also, I don’t believe Levesque has watched a full episode of Seinfeld.

Oh my god they did the meme

i know i am late on this but is there more glaring example of the utter lack of agency the right wing is afforded where is the guest essay taking the right-wing family to task for being such assholes that their own family members snub them

The WSJ got Vince McMahon so…..

people ask me why I love professional wrestling and this excellent essay from @colettearrand.bsky.social is the best answer I've found vgbees.com/texas-death-...

I found space for Friar Ferguson. He is my introduction.