9/27 would have made it a full year since my wife passed away. I tried to last, but I just can’t go on without her anymore. To anyone who ever cared, thanks.

when doves cry to i would die 4 u to baby i’m a star to purple rain is transcendent

Kept you waiting, huh?

Positively bonkers match. I got kind of winded from watching the insanity unfold.

People out here getting BBLs, breast implants, hair plugs. I just want to be able to do a good Macho Man Randy Savage impression. Medical science has failed us as a society.

I’ve been out of touch with wrestling since like 2013. Every time I think I’ve found a cool, new (to me) person in WWE2K25, I go to look them up online and see that they’ve been cut.

With WWE2K25, I can live out my childhood dreams of being like Kevin Nash. That is to say, I can book the same six guys every week while refusing to put anyone else over, all while letting good rivalries fizzle out because I'm popping Somas like Tic Tacs.

STOP DOING THIS STOP MAKING EVERY REMAKE BLUE AND GRAY

Mai Shiranui vs. Taki. Who wins in the battle of the big bazooka kunoichi? One thing is clear. With these characters, the fans always come first.

Still smarter than Ash Crimson.

I completely forgot that 2B was in Soul Calibur VI.

What do you call a modern day Atlus fan who refuses to play shmups because they don't have any waifu? Persona non-Gradius.

Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.

Powerful

Steam Heart’s on Saturn is better than most Raiden games.

So Labubu is just the femme version of Funko Pop, right?

you game creators really think you can just play god with anything, don't you? you don't stop to think for a moment about the evil you are doing, the cosmic balances you upset when you, for even a second, adopt the sheer hubris it takes to even consider tinkering with the works of heaven.

Made the mistake of buying a new wrestling game for the first time in 12 years. They sure 2Kd the shit out of this series, didn’t they?

TFW M2 releases another banger shmup compilation.

another game center has asked me not to return

2024

PaRappa's Robot

Transmutate these leaden grudges into gold.

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

Super Cassette Vision? That’s not gonna work for me, brother.

One of my favorite games, but it definitely has some rough edges. I love this ugly little gremlin game for trying something weird.

Found my new voicemail prompt:

Words cannot describe how much I miss this era of gaming. Just pure acid trips pressed onto 3 CDs for $50.

“Am I a joke to you, Susan?”

Salamander III is looking GOATed. Time to pray at the 神社 for a “Parodius” collection.

There have never been, and will never be a time of "golden days" that everyone shared. There were great games and there were bad games, just as there are now. And there were good times and bad times, just as there will be for kids now. You're just getting old.

"Duck Hunt"

This game reminds me of Dark Half and Prisoner, which also come highly recommended:

New Dan Da Dan merch is lit:

You call this “wacky tobaccy”? Why, it couldn’t even make me chortle at a boner!

Name a more iconic EP duo.

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

I’m fucking dying.

Yeah, there's no way I was ever going to make anything even close to what they have in this video. I'm the kind of person who just makes a giant box for a house in Sims.

Sometimes when I do the treadmill I just play "Green Hill Zone" in my headphones to see if I run faster

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones

So let me get this straight. My neck, my back, my pussy, AND my crack? In THIS economy?

Well that’s one less racist in the world.