Being hospitalized is a fitting tribute to support him tbh

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

I think Minnesota would be a great fit as the 11th province.

I'm beginning to think some of the executives at my job might not be fully literate.

Ishmael heard about your mom 🐋

A Taco Bell opening up next to the independent movie theatre near me has been a major improvement to my quality of life.

Please @detroitlions.bsky.social, hire him as OC.

In the Alatau mountains https://www.wikiart.org/en/vasily-vereshchagin/in-the-alatau-mountains-1870

Americans will love the Maduro thing because it worked, and most Americans just like winners. And violence.

I used to joke that Canada should have conscription to be able to defend against an American invasion, but I am no longer joking.

Accidentally messaged the subaltern periphery group chat "may your new year be full of imperial superprofits" and the metropole labor aristocrat group chat "may Babylon finally fall this year," so 2025 is starting off great 😒

Minor spoilers, but I saw Marty Supreme and Kevin Oleary is very believable as an asshole whose wife is cheating on him.

my demands are simple, mr. bond

Where we send you if we catch you inferring future events on the basis of resemblance to past occurrences. Or, at least, where we've sent people so far.

I hate how much of my job is fixing some excel document one of the executives broke so they could change like 15 words in it.

32% among Green Party supporters???

I'm Canada's only Ontario separatist.

I hate that NFL MVP is just a QB award now. Defence is half the game!

Hiro Isono, Bai’s Forest, 1993

I'm not looking forward to the future where they use this technology to have our dead relatives in targeted ads.

Isn't that kind of thing pretty normal for the British upper class?

So all the money that got spent on a precinct in the Rideau Centre was for what, then?

I fucking hate dealing with mechanics.

What a bio

I have a lot of respect for fast food workers.

Seeing lots of Michael Mann posting on here today. I might watch Collateral when I get home.

Duck — Tlatilco workshop, ca. 1000 BCE

I booked a meeting room at work for 15 minutes so I could sit in silence instead of overhearing 100 different MS Teams calls at once.

There's no chair at my desk at work again 👎

Jared Goff can't play in cold weather.

Larry Summers should be doing hard labour in a cobalt mine.

The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"

With those ostriches now defeated, I think Canada is the first country to go to war with a species of bird and win.

Just saw a guy walking around downtown Ottawa in hip waders.

Wireless internet with the Motorola MicroTAC and HP 100LX

Trying to make it to the end of the work day without screaming at my bosses.

It's really amazing how few MPs understand how parliament or the government of Canada work.

There's going to be a lot of people posting graphs and maps today.

Solitaire is in many ways the loneliest card game.

They're literally using the Charles Taylor playbook

Explaining the Hanseatic League to an American: imagine an association of burghers

I think Internet Maoism is going to make a big comeback soon.

The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented

Document Forgery xkcd.com/3160/

"Lord make me chaste but not yet" is like one of the only things st. Augustine ever said that you could also imagine Rodney Dangerfield saying

That was a real classic Dave Roberts disasterclass last night.