great job, everyone!

I can dig it

(watching a movie and there's a cat) me: where's the cat? is the cat ok? what's the cat doing rn?

WIP #artpost

How's everyone's night going? 🫨

I suppose I am obligated to acknowledge that earthquake

If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this: America's problems are solved problems. Just not here. What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵

cats are a gift

Speaking as a native and lifelong Californian, fuck this guy in particular

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

The masked secret police gunning people down in the street is a feature of all of the freedom

it is with deepest regret that i inform you that i have looked at the comments again. when will i learn?

A rich old white lady was racist? GTFO!

I may not have lived an entirely perfect life but I am reasonably sure that at no point has the entire world collectively wondered when the heck will I finally die. And that counts for something.

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bc i didn't remember much about North I found the Roger Ebert review which is a fun read

There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.

oh neat, fresh horrors!

wake up dead man is good. this has been my review.

I am become death, canceler of meetings

As a hater, I wish people were kinder

It's always a disappointment to learn that someone I liked, maybe even thought was cool or erudite, turns out to watch football

Talking to yourself to organize your thoughts: tried and true. Reliable. Free. No environmental costs Talking to ai for it: insane. Unreliable. How cancerous ideas enter the body. Boils the oceans. Your data will be sold to targeted advertisers. Immoral.

3 Labubus doing 6 7

pardon me! my cats and I have completely different mental illnesses!

Life hack: there's no spotify wrapped if you don't have spotify!

Fondly recalling the advent of turkey fryers when alpha males across the country first learned about displacement

As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.

feeling great again?

I am once again asking that nobody tell me anything about a movie until like a month before its released. I do not need to know about some shit coming out next July.

Please United, cancel my monday biz trip flight!

Wait, are you telling me that the horrible people who run the evil political organization are also not nice at work?

There would be a lot of changes needed to make a perfect world, but one of those is that I would never ever know who the mayor of New York City is

I love baseball but we are obligated to seize and redistribute his assets

Yoshinobu Yamamoto, World Series MVP

and gm to fans of that badass diva, the lion cub himself, Yoshinobu Yamamoto 🥰

that was un-fun for quite a while before it was extremely fun

My parents friends from church are my aunt and uncle. I don't make the rules.

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calling someone a doomer for telling me that I’m currently on fire