If Arrowhead sold an automaton trooper figurine I would dress it in little outfits and rub its head and have tea parties with it

Twitter couple taking their PFPs from this

Snipers #oc #Halo

My immune system still making me sniffly over a week since I was actually sick:

If Half Life 3 is a launch title on Steam Machine do you think Tyler McVicker will finally sit under a tree and smile contently as he turns into dust as the morning wind blows him away?

XBOX CENTURY OF HUMILIATION

A loose long black skirt with belt loops would save my life

Legendary drop at Goodwill yesterday

Me: we must needs build a stable My son Dreamerboy: Why father Slamming my fist on the table, angry: for the horses dammit! (rubbing temples) Im sorry Dreamerboy: No father Im sorry. I dint know what them things were🙂 My daughter Atari pointing outside and crying: We are beset by strange beasts!

When I was touring the catacombs under Paris my tour guide kept yelling at me because I wouldn’t stop naming all of the skulls and crying when I imagined them as women

Being trans has made my life a lot more like Death Stranding. I like hiking now and my inventory management is super complicated because I don't have pockets but need to carry makeup and shaving stuff everywhere.

Today im dressed like if Testament was super into fishing

Relating to sea shanties on a whole new level by becoming a lesbian who is really good at picking up chicks but also really good at fumbling them immediately

Yeah what if I didnt even have bluesky

Driving around at night with the windows down playing Pique la Baleine loud as fuck in order to tarnish the reputation of the French

Logging the fuck off, goodbye Spotify, Twitter, meta, and bluesky. Gonna be doing this shit far less and hope for the sake of your minds that many of do the same too.

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss of all time. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

bridget being cute :3 #GuiltyGearStrive #Bridget #GGST #GGST_BR

My 9/11 outfit

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

Was Solidus Snake really that bad of a President?

Visiting The Interplanetary Hot Springs With The Enemy Mech Pilot

All spiders are girls

Ive connected 13 million gamers across the world follow me

Ive connected 13 million gamers across the world

Nobody is even willing to give you some time to blow the man down these days. Because of hustle culture

Nobody talks about how gender euphoria can make you evil and egotistical if youre not careful

YouTube algorithm is not playing nice with us recently. Here's a few of our recent videos you should definitely give some attention to!

Back at work on another experimental batch of bappir—according to our interpretation, a dried out sourdough starter—for another round of Mesopotamian brewing with Trophy Brewing in Raleigh, NC, later this week

Real G's move in silence, like lasanga rendered in blender

lake baikal should be near my house

Guy spotted in my area today

Switching out first mates constantly because I cant decide whos the badder bitch

If i ran a gay pirate ship nonbinary people with short hair who like mushrooms would be scrubbin' the old deck with holy stone and sand, cause they'd probably like that sort of toil anyhow

Firin' the captain's cannonballs at her window until.she says my outfit looks good today

Ich liebe lesbians!

If i was still addicted to posting i would be Berwyn Choobs for nonbinary sailors

more oc

gmod TTT ass house

Epilator haters are such lying bastards an epilator is the best device you can ever have

RIP Ho Chi Minh you would have loved social media burner accounts

Search For Public Restroom An Epic Ordeal Of Alienation, Humiliation, Human Cruelty https://theonion.com/search-for-public-restroom-an-epic-ordeal-of-alienation-1819566549/

Artist from Israel son or Inbred rock musician son?

Having a really good night out and then looking here on bluesky makes me feel like the internet kinda destroyed the world

These 18th century Chinese officials knew that once you start agreeing to pay taxes youre cooked

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk