well that just about said it all

Fuck this. There had been so much progress made in reducing usage of the r-word and now it's being rolled back. This is not okay and writers who do this need to be shamed for it.

I genuinely don’t see the shutdown ending anytime soon. If Dems give, they lose healthcare for tens of millions and make it clear they can be steamrolled. If Republicans give, they’ll have to admit they’re defending a pedophile. There’s nothing to be gained by either side caving.

SAYS THE MAN WHO’S NEVER BEEN STRUCK BY A METEOR THAT’S HOST TO AN ALIEN THAT THEN KILLS YOU AND USES YOUR SKIN AS A DISGUISE

everyone is welcome and encouraged to resist fascism, to fight back but we can’t just go back to Clinton/Obama neoliberalism it wasn’t working then, it got us where we are now, and it won’t get us out

How long of the government being shut down before we can start the next country?

🎶And you may find yourself protesting beside David Byrne And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"🎶

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:

Diane Keaton. Truly brilliant, truly talented. Sad to see her go.

I helped some fine people make this short banger called “Trump is a Pedophile” because, well… Check it out on Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/43gFd0I7… Or Apple Music/iTunes: music.apple.com/us/album/trump�#TrumpIsAPedophileedophile

We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.

Probably completely unrelated to real life and stories like this, but I helped some fine people make a track coming out Friday called “Trump is a Pedophile”, which you can find here… Spotify pre-save: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/... Apple/iTunes: music.apple.com/us/album/tru...

the thing about the “official antifa” citation is that it is just definitive evidence that she’s a stone cold dumbass

Just wet, wet mud. Bae

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Everyone knows the first AI to win an Oscar was named S1m0ne and she got it by tying with herself in two Victor Taransky films

I hated the gifted ed program I did, and in retrospect I think it embodied a fundamental misunderstanding of, at the very least, me; but also child development and what made some kids better at school and some kids worse.

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

No you couldn’t

The FedEx map is just a FedEx truck driving circles around your house

Nazis are evil, fascists are evil

With government funding set to expire Tuesday, Speaker Johnson refuses to bring the House back. He knows seating Adelita Grijalva, just elected in Arizona, would trigger a vote on the Epstein Files. Putting politics ahead of governing is reckless and wrong.

Guyanese-American educator and former Olympic athlete, born to immigrant parents, arrested by ICE & set to be deported with, I guess, no trial

Is Roberts in the Epstein files too?

Banana republic shit

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

A”sexual matador” in the sense that he spends most of the time trying to get it in and he needs someone else to stab the animal first

Genuinely funny that Comey more or less gave Trump the win and this is how he gets repaid

1 million at $10/month prior to the price increase = $120 million a year, or as I like to measure it, one Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis

Just watched Mercury Rising which shows conclusively that autism gives people superpowers. Also just heard that RFK Jr. says autism is caused by acetaminophen. Excuse me while I chug some Tylenol #SuperBrain

Well, this is embarrassing. I don’t have the presentation prepared. You see, I thought I was getting raptured today. Boy, is my face red

I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today. I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

Soon, the only late-night television show will be two hours of Jimmy Fallon pretending to laugh as Donald Trump and JD Vance play Connect Four

What they don’t understand is that, to misquote Dr. Ian Malcolm, “Porn, uh… finds a way”

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Hot take: Miss Marple is a better character than Poirot. Poirot is more or less Sherlock-Holmes-but-Belgian; Marple is a unique, fantastic, funny character who isn’t just smart, but also feminine; she uses her femininity to solve mysteries, seeing things men miss. I wish she’d been in more!

CA lawmakers passed a bill criminalizing law enforcement officers hiding their faces.

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.” If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

It’s just weird that, politically, our country is at the point where politicians are more or less forced to say things like, “Political violence has no place in our country, and my heart goes out to the family of Joseph Goebbels”

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