. The only thing Epstein’s “suicide note” was missing was “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”. #EpsteinFiles .

You meant stupidest, not funniest.

"Let me see . . . should I listen to my child's pediatrician or the former heroin addict who cuts the penises off roadkill to take home? Yeah, the dude with the racoon penis, not the dude with an MD. Boy, that was an easy decision, y'all!"

FEMA’s top official said that the “vast majority” of calls were answered during the deadly Texas floods. But new data indicates that the agency failed to answer 58% of the calls, and the average wait was 61 minutes at the peak.

I hope the World Cup is an unmitigated disaster. Football will survive, hopefully FIFA won't.

It’s staggering How swiftly states in the South can still move to stymie Black voters And how ready they were to do so

I left Northern Ireland to come here to play soccer in 1981. It was at the height of the troubles. When I left my mates called me a lucky bastard for getting to go live in America. Last month I was home in Ireland for a wedding. The same people told me how sorry they were for me having to live here.

Witnessing southern states rush to dismantle black voting power is truly truly some heartbreaking shit to behold

The Trump Supreme Court gutting the Voting Rights Act does not Make America Great in any way… Partisan gerrymandering isn't America First! It makes America weak. If you can't win an election without cheating — then you deserve to lose Bigly! WHO AGREES?! 😎✨

Good morning, friends. We often carry weight that others can’t see. Remember that being kind to yourself is just as important as being kind to others. Take a deep breath, acknowledge how far you've come and lead with a little extra compassion for yourself today. #Jaye’sMorningLight

The current poll numbers in Maine are not looking good for the "pearl clutcher" 👇😂

We went from "armed gunman mere seconds away from shooting the president is killed by Secret Service" to "guy with a shotgun falls down on a different floor well outside the entrance of the ballroom and we can't find the bullets because that just happens sometimes" awfully fast.

He hates Minnesota and is punishing us, threats and rambling nonsense at the Villages in Florida yesterday 😡

HOSTIN: What do you think '86' means? ALINA HABBA: To kill the president *audience laughs* HOSTIN: The dictionary disagrees with you on that

Mussolini Upside Down Day

“If you don’t think $400M of TAXPAYER money is a good investment to create a secure facility at the White House…” -Lindsey Graham We warned you that the taxpayers were going to pay for his ballroom.

Melania - Your husband was gleeful about the deaths of Robert Mueller & Rob Reiner, he yells at & demeans female reporters on a weekly basis, he encouraged a mob to endanger the life of his former Vice President. And on and on. . . So, Melania, America is asking you to kindly f*ck all the way off.

Oh hey, “private donations” are no longer paying for the ballroom. Who could have seen that coming?

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Talking about Donald Trump having dementia just gives a sympathetic excuse for inexcusable preexisting conditions. Donald has *always* been a mean, self-centered, incoherent fool who says stupid and ignorant things.