ugh work gross puke no thank you

asking my friends to hang out like i like them or smth

my friends who don’t care that i take 3 business days to respond to a text message have a special place in my heart

she just pulled a wwe move on me 😭

not my 3yr old niece pointing at a pimple on my forehead and saying “is that a booboo” 😭

plssss hudson STOP

the children are fightingggg

you wanna give me $10,000 so bad

in the mood to lay in the middle of the street

nap time for me

oh to be an animal crossing villager contributing nothing to the village but getting to live in it for free they got it so good

My preferred brand of sunscreen is my house

alright i found one of you nintendo let us nickname our friends it’s wack you can’t

alright who’s swago and who’s eef on my switch it’s been a minute i need your real names 😂

ICE shot out a young trans man's eyes for the crime of caring about his neighbors.

prince my beloved

Wake and ACNH! 🍃

This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.

if you have a Ring camera you need to know that they’re collaborating with FLOCK to supply information to ICE. get rid of your ring doorbell.

mice are the ugliest villagers i can’t

not now kitten, daddy’s overstimulated

Return to silent hill movie…obviously I’m ONLY interested in the plot! 😤 The plot: (This is a joke btw)

i love you dirt i love you grass i love you weeds i love you flowers i love you trees i love you bees i love you sunshine i love you pretty fluffy clouds i love you open blue sky i love you planet earth and all you have given to us

animal crossing pls make your loading screens faster thank you love you

HOL FUCKING SHITTTT

those who have accidentally inhaled pickle juice are the real soldiers

gf bread be like: i’m gonna crumb!

Hotel Item of the Day - Cat Plushie 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️ ♥️ This may be our new favorite 3.0 item. 🐱 8 varieties are Gray Tabby, Orange Tabby, White, Black, Calico, Cream & Brown, Gray, and Yellow. Which is native to your island? Favorites? 🤔 Also...toe beans for days 😋

texting work and telling them i’m coming in 30 minutes later cause fuck it

night night

being put on sleep meds now means i have to make the difficult decision of hitting the pen or poppin the pill

you ever so hungry but too tired to try and eat

angy

y’alllll

the 1D nostalgia is hitting too strong today 😭

stop acting like an animal and put the damn toilet seat back down

tuna melt get in my mouth

a star ✨

i don’t trust people who drink milk

i always have a huge list of things i want from amazon until someone gives me a gift card and suddenly i don’t know what to use it on 😭

I envy anyone who can sleep a full 8 hours through the night 😭

vote bitches. it’s FREE 🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓

americasfavoritephotos.com/v/cnxjhn my aunt is trying to win $10,000 for a photo competition, if anyone is able to click for a free vote that would be much appreciated 🫶🏼🫶🏼 I mean, who doesn’t like zebras 🦓☺️

i don't talk enough about how grateful i am for all of you. i think of you in every little thing i do. i look forward to scrolling this app, my happy place. having this positive space means so much to me. i love you all so so much. thankyou for existing.

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