when i leave work at night and arrive next morning and see the same cars in the lot from when i left 😭

i’d be anyone’s bitch for a pumpkin chocolate chip muffin

kim, there’s people that are dying.

just saw the hottest construction lady. lord help

you guys can’t change users AND picture during my absences. i don’t know who any of you are

26 years old and just now finding my style. how embarrassing

rainbows are fucking magical

now why is it 71 fucking degrees out

i’m a killer

the amount of times i’ve accidentally stolen from gas stations by unconsciously keeping hold of one of the multitude of snacks i’ve gathered in my hands is… yea tonight was a babybel cheese. sorry

BIG. FAT. crush

who knew sterek could heal

exasperated sigh

it’s raining like apples and bananas out here goddamn

i hate when rain smells like doodoo and not the fresh earthiness

just passing through

my gender is the radical left

it’s so awkward when i find out some moots of mine are NOT fans of other moots i also have… 😭 ummm sorry must’ve missed that drama.. anywayy

Living in the forest with animals and no humans >>>

why the moon givin me astigmatism. let me see your beauty

id slit my own throat just to see if youd mourn me

Happy I-Fuckin-Warned-You-About-Project-2025-And-You Called-Me-Crazy Day to those who celebrate

october #promosky!! 25 | virgo | mdni ‎🌱cats, animals in general ‎🐢astrology ‎🌱stardew valley ‎🐢studio ghibli ‎🌱cannabis ‎🐢pokémon go 🌱ALT TEXT 🎸grandson 🎸chappell roan 🎸evanescense 🎸twenty one pilots 🎸blue october 🎸system of a down

DO ME DO ME

I don't repost stuff often enough #pixelart

(me to myself) girl shut the fuck up

stealing okay do me do me!!

omg guys i’m like genuinely actually going insane help

stressed from staying updated 🤝 stressed from missing information

daaawg wtf is WRONG WITH MENDJSAMAL

i feel like i’m going insane

can i just enjoy things without the crippling anxiety and obsessive thoughts for ONCE PLS

uughhh my god. i hate when you’re talking about a little boy and girl, and this one person has to pipe up and say “omg what if they’re boyfriend and girlfriend one day hehe” bitch stfu. what if they’re FRIENDS one day

it makes me angry whenever i find men really attractive

i hope this post finds you well 🍂 devin | 30 mdni | she/her 💫 espeonnnn.straw.page 🍂 pokemon 🍄 pompompurin/sanrio 🍁 nature & travel 🍂 charli xcx + more 🍄‍🟫 cozy girl <33 cute stuff 🍁 wife & mom 🍂 espeon, cats and i love ur pets <3 #promo #promosky 💫

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if you see this quote and spell your favorite pokémon’s name with your eyes closed i like gender and xubine (ayyy not too bad)

ELECTRIFIED, IM ON A WIRE

fucking bring back harambe man

when i tell my niece im setting a timer for 5 minutes and then we have to go to bed, and i set it for 2 minutes. ehe ehe ehe

i think the worst part about being chronically ill as an adult, for me, is not having anyone that is looking for you, or checking in on you. there’s no mom/dad/siblings that are gonna see you at some point of the day. no partner at home. it’s just you alone. i could be gone rn and no one would know

my response to spam texts

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @ratjpg.bsky.social !!!!! HAVE AN AMAZING DAY YOU DESERVE IT KING 😘🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🎁

normalize shutting the fuck up if you don’t know what you’re talking about

can someone take my brain out of my head pls thanks

guys pls it’s for my statistics class

hockey fans where are you and what are your favorite teams

haven’t done wordle in a hot minute

everything is so bleh

heart be a thumpin