how many oomfs can I confuse challenge

"Commander why have you painted this doll green? And that drone grey?" "It's an uncommon you idiot"

Apparently iroshizoku ink is known for being frothy It's neat and I like it but it forming bubbles in my pen cartridge is kind of making me wig out

I'd rather toolbox than switch.

Do you wanna kiss some gorgeous foreign dames? Do you wanna kiss some gorgeous foreign dames? On every rebel front, there's still just one kinda mutt; Yeah, that's what you'll see of gorgeous foreign dames.

it's good to keep a running counter, no?

i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen

for your consideration:

*walking up to a combat robotgirl* hey girl is that pussy rifled

oh wait card decks are all 13 cards each so I can divide them into black suits = former half of the alphabet, red suits = latter half of the alphabet

oh right it's all for love. sorry man you cant shoot me in the chest with that rifle. i'm doing it all for love

mechsplo space hero. Mech Hero.

by age 25 you should have an anime girl and animal everyone associates you with so you can receive little tribute presents in your dm inbox

ah, eto... bleh!

Booster separation confirmed

local doll found with its hand shoulder-deep in the engagementbaitslop jar

why do "are you mad at me" girls even do this shit it isn't even satisfying to get a no. Grow up and ask how they are 80 times like the answer will change

after the revolution we're getting rid of eroges with "Loss scenes". Respect the art win the fucking video game

ngl maybe I shoukd actually get checked/diagnosed for my Visual Snow but idk what it'd do for me lmfao

this user WOULD fuck the shit out of the marathon arachne recon shell

why are cat muzzles sk fucked up compared tk dog muzzles

isuggestforcefence. goes around and gets women to pick up épée

USB-c is so crazy. I'm charging my phone with my laptop charger rn but I had to slip it out of its phone case cuz otherwise it wouldn't fit. size_difference too_big torn_clothing sisters

spacebattles daughter or wattpad son

Learning that not being afraid of needles and being able to do my injections without drawing blood makes me a kind of elevated being

she is kinda pissy girl drink some water

halo overstimulation

Have you thought about this doll's flat fucking tits today

The cool thing about spacers is that the human body isn't built for space. At all. Tends to get pretty complicated once you get past the "wrap three guys in aluminum foil and send 'em out there" phase. The instincts aren't built right. Neither is the body. If you try and hold your breath-

crazy how people play cyberpunk 2077. and even like it. Also crazy how the gunplay is still shit

she's so fucking crazy man why do they let her do this shit

*emerges from my glimmering pool of liquid metal* yeah hey what's up

turning a big dial that says "chuuni" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right and every time i am met with thunderous applause

ough the ss13 kick is kicking my ass

break it

well i need to get better at grappling for one simple reason: no one should be able to get away from me under any circumstance ever.

hello I was in the same cultivator sect as you six past lives ago. would you like to talk about erotic software games

hey does anyone know if we have The Massive Pain In Our Asses toda- FUUUUUUUUUUUHUHUHUUUUCK

The ttrpg's rulebook... which I am sure all of my players have read

I think I'm a medium nibs girl ngl. Maybe fine, but I think extra-fine is too scratchy

Hey. I'm probably going to be kicked out soon, so I'm rting my own kofi again. I have no one to stay with.

love is always found in the "have you eaten yet"s

best chaos run of all time only to get locked out of alt path because the game gave me two golden keys and a greed fight instead of any bombs gg i will skin edmund mcmillen alive

shoutout to sinus-clearing medication legit top 3 inventions of humanity. Love being able to breathe while I'm lying down

>Spawn as rook >see another rook >it jumps at me friendlystyle >jump back at it >it walks off >... >stalk it and shoot it in the back >grab its shit and exfil No peace among the stars I fear

my sister is bothering me pretend this is some kind of actionable concerning threat against her health and safety kthx

Every older sister should be paid 10,000 dollars for having to deal with this (I say like I'm not worse)