congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere! below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!

I don’t think you’re all aware of just how much overwritten prose the Seahawks saved us from

Sam Darnold threw for 300+ yards three times this season Dilfer did so five times IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER

Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever

As a Seattleite, I feel seen by the @channel6.bsky.social Super Bowl preview. Now please stop looking at me. (Retreats into a ball of Cotopaxi down)

BOBO!

I’ve had a few beers

Your turn Indiana.

I started this brand because Indiana lost the Pinstripe Bowl. Indiana Football is going to the National Championship.

Ole Miss radio: "Miami has all their time outs...." Like Mario would know what to do with them

Feels like we’re due for a Cristobal special

@edsbs.bsky.social promised us 24 Miami points but I’m praying to butthole eyes jesus for OT

This sport is so fucking dumb. I love it.

clownfrauds wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum where they raised me

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social - late to the Hoopfest injury party. I spent part of med school in Spokane. My class had multiple Bill Laimbeer Combat Basketball-esque injuries. There are many mid-career doctors with Hoopfest related dislocations, concussions, and torn ligaments.

@channel6.bsky.social just opened the floodgates for my passion project: Batmanesthesiologist

I’ve been in a post-call haze but have come to my senses and upped my annual #CharitiBundi contribution. I’ll donate more if we get @edsbs.bsky.social on Twitch, driving Suzuka on F1, after 75 beers. No assists. (Or if someone else chips in at least $50).

GREASE THE POLES

the eagles lost to drew lock just over a year ago and look at them now

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

KILL THE POP-TART!

When @jasonkirk.fyi said Jameis Winston is the epitome of video game numbers, he wasn’t lying @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social