BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior." Hoffman is the Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender.

Saw this advice in a bathroom stall at Spotlite and it’s so much better than anything my therapist has ever said to me that I only just now see that there’s a drawing of a dick right above it.

I refuse to take the hook!

Now at booth 3029. Books by @wallred.bsky.social, @walterostlie.bsky.social, John Edingfield and Clay Adams.

We have Minor Scheduling Anniuncements. Booth 3026, isn’t totally cancelled (my buddy Douglas is still there), but all of my books are moving. Friends at #houstoncomicpalooza, come see me at booth #3029

Athena Voltaire: the Complete Adventures is now a @kickstarter.com “Project We Love!” See what the fuss is about and join the adventure! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/stevebryant/athena-voltaire-the-complete-adventures-vol-1

Checking in to see if I can find any #Quaids in Houston. And if you don’t know what that is, you aren’t #QuaidArmy.

Semi-Con Retirement is semi-Con back on. Booth 3026 #HoustonComicpalooza

Congratulations again to all of the legal and media elites who tried to pass of this fifth-rate reactionary as some kind of moral sage

Old School Cool! Athena Voltaire: The Complete Adventures vol 1 www.kickstarter.com/projects/ste...

i do mostly horror (:

Remember when Lennox Lewis punched his opponent’s face off and everyone was mad the match was called off because the guy whose face was punched off was doing so well before his face was punched off?

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

Requiem for a Dream, and Grogu.

Introducing my wife and kid to their bee best friend.

I just started Project Hail Mary last night, but I have a big drive coming up so I’m going to try to knock out Dune: Messiah on Audible. Wonder if my brain will handle the two separate stories or melt out of my ears? I’ll honestly just blame Dune. This one might be impenetrable as an audiobook.

we’re getting close to the end and could use a boost 🙏🏼

This means he logged in as his mother to say that he was not allowed to cage fight Zuckerberg

Only about 6 days left to grab the new Miskatonic High issue or the new trade paperback! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mis...

My favourite phrases for when things go wrong… 1. It’s a shitshow at the fuck factory (English) 2. Now the turnips are cooked (Dutch) 3. A donkey is inside another donkey (Persian) 4. The Devil is loose in Salmonstreet (Danish) 5. A finger in the ass and screaming everywhere (Brazilian Portuguese)

It came to my wife’s attention that I had never seen Captain EO. A trip to youtube and 17 minutes later, I have many, many thoughts. My first is that Rusty Lemorande is the name George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola gave their nine pound pile of writing cocaine.

I really dig Boston Metaphysical Society. An insanely inventive alternate history where historical luminaries like Nicola Tesla and Harry Houdini team up to fight ghosts! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mho...

I sadly missed my chance to be the first backer of Sacrimony #1–9 |on @kickstarter.com, but I was able to push the project over $1,000. Sacrimony is a unique and visionary fantasy story like nothing I've ever run into. Well worth exploring this world. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mso...

Which cast of tv characters yells at each other more? It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia or Black Monday?

The first time you read The Hunger Games books: Katniss’ story is so sad and intense. Thank God we have Haymitch for comic relief. The second time you read The Hunger Games books: Haymitch’s story is so sad and intense. Thank God we have Katniss for comic relief.

This is a must-watch for 30 Rock fans (so’s Girls5Eva, honestly).

My daughter’s positive review of “Gary:” “I think of “The Bear” as more real than a documentary. And it’s worse. It’s like I’m a fly on the wall of the world’s most dysfunctional family and I want to leave before everyone starts shouting.”

Amazing thread for Game of Thrones fans.

The only Al I ever want to see:

Sarah and Anton find Matt stuffed in a duffel bag, dropped by the FAKE Ren, Matt and Simon. The Kickstarter for Miskatonic High 31: INVASION of the TEENAGE BODYSNATCHERS: www.kickstarter.com/projects/mis...

Painting #Warhammer

Posting a Comic Cover I Love. #ComicSky Stake Vol. 1 by @francescafantini.bsky.social

AMEN!

Jomboy Media’s statement is incredibly accurate.

A huge thing to the credit of Ted Turner: he was widely criticized for his dumb and stupid classic movie colorization scheme and instead of doubling down and crashing out over the negative publicity, he listened to the criticism and launched Turner Classic Movies.

we’re two weeks in on our dramatic horror comic FEED THEM TO THE CROWS’ campaign and are well on our way to hitting the first stretch goal! please be sure to get your pledges in before the ordering window closes. we plan on sending this to the printer within a few days of everything finalizing.

Just a reminder that Blambot's Indie License allows small press comic creators to use Blambot's indie fonts (those marked with a $0 option) for free even if you make money with your comic or merch directly related to your comic. More info: blambot.com/pages/licenses

Slightly diminish a book. The Hangry Games

Unfortunately she fell Overboard for him.

When I think of Hollywood romantic couples I’m always so impressed that Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been together so long. Especially since they only got together because of her amnesia.

I accidentally called the 80’s tv show “Tales of the Gold Monkey” the “Tales of the Brass Monkey,” and can’t stop laughing. Think of all the work an Indiana Jones type adventurer goes through to find his prize, and it’s a made of fucking brass!

lol please help destroy this company - uninstall all that crap, friends #CancelParty

Wow what an amazing deal! If you’ve not read it, grab this NOW

HDTGM won 2 WEBBYS! @thewebbyawards Winners celebrate with a signature #5WordSpeech. What should ours be?

If you want your book to be the best it can be, hiring an editor is absolutely necessary.

This is a photo of my Mom meeting former First Lady Michelle Obama.