Cleaning our Falcon Crest palette with “Fresno,” a night soap parody mini series starting Carol Burnett and a slew of other hilarious actors. So far it’s incredibly silly (mostly funny silly) in a Spaceballs way.

THE BEAST & SNOW #1-4 is LIVE! 🩸🐺🍎 "Can Vampire Snow White and Werewolf Belle survive an encounter with the Evil Queen, now a VAMPIRE/WEREWOLF HYBRID? Final Issue. 18+" www.kickstarter.com/projects/com...

lil doodles between comms

In about 45 minutes I will have officially finished* Falcon Crest. Ask me anything.

Everyone is good in Severance, but Jesus John Turturro is SO GOOD IN SEVERANCE!

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

Reskeet with a favorite book from your childhood

My memory was NOT that “Miracle in Evergreen Terrace” was one of the funniest episodes of the entire series. My memory was WRONG!

Every year I remember how mean everyone is in this movie. And every year I’m still shocked HOW MEAN EVERYONE IS IN THIS MOVIE!!!

Tonight’s Christmas offering: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. It’s a family favorite because Santa, the Elves, and every reindeer except Rudolph is a colossal asshole.

FUNeral Home is officially with the printer AND digital rewards have been sent, so check Kickstarter messages today 💜 Happy Holidays from the FUNeral Home staff 🪦 may your gays be gloomy and dark @fellhound.bsky.social @longtalljodie.com @heatherantos.bsky.social @skyepatridge.bsky.social

Why is this in my Notes App? What could I possibly have meant?

I’m fifteen minutes into an all time Christmas Classic, and realizing that maybe I’ve only ever seen clips and gifs of it. Let’s go Muppets Christmas Carol!

Kris Kringle says he’s sick, but I believe it’s just santasomatic.

Supergirl movie looks fun, but I hope the movie’s sound mix is better than the trailer’s. Only understood half of what Kara said, and have no clue what the little girl said at any point.

Slice of Life #1-8: An Anime Character Brought to Life! www.kickstarter.com/projects/phi...

I was very disappointed to learn the second headline wasn’t written by the manager of the zoo.

Taking my 17 yo and one of her lifelong friends (with his parent’s in tow so I don’t get blamed for any cinematic trauma he may endure) to Kill Bill - The Whole Bloody Affair Sunday. I am beyond psyched to see it and also their faces when the credits roll!

I love when real-world logic meets dream logic and the dreamer (usually me, but in this case Noel) has to deal with the consequences.

You'll never guess what this is in response to

If I had a nickel for every time Punky Brewster came up organically tonight I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice right?

If you wanted a conversation on best songs of all time; Salt-N-Pepa/En Vogue’s “Whatta Man” wouldn’t be a terrible place to start.

The Game 1-5: The sexy, sci-fi thriller's complete first arc www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

I'm not saying it is, but Narnia sure feels homophobic to me, what with them forcing the whole place to be kept in the closet.

🚨FINAL WEEK🚨 SPRYTE #1 is still shy of it's initial funding goal. This is a comic I'm really proud of and I'm honored to be joined by a bunch of folks that I legitimately consider friends. This one is made from joy and friendship. Check it out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/nya... More in 🧵

Spryte #1 - a fantasy adventure comic book www.kickstarter.com/projects/nya...

My daughter is really getting into illustration and mimicked this amazing composition of Magneto and Scarlet Witch. Does anybody have a clue to the original artist, as I was explaining how we need to credit artists if we draw their compositions.

I slightly underrated the second Godzilla & Kong movie. It's got thoughtful things to say about adopted vs. biological families and what growing up in an abusive home does to one's moral compass and self-esteem. Also, there's a giant ice dragon that breathes ice, and Kong gets a mechanical hand.

This is the type of month-long commitment I have the time and energy for!

MAGIC POWDER #7 launches... TOMORROW? Last chance to get these follower numbers up! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jpl...

Imagine if Gen Alpha gets really into smooth jazz

Reposting one of my fav comics ive made just cause i was thinking about it haha

Cow tools my beloved

Let’s go! Crossover Division rocks!

Raven #teentitans

Legend.

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

BLOOD OF THE GRUNCH #1 www.kickstarter.com/projects/900...

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

Somehow we got to Scream before the twist was revealed to our kid. She has the most media literacy in the world and guessed it in context. Absolutely amazing. Happy Halloween season!

Warning to the barely organized (like me). I almost missed my sales tax deadline (the 18th) this month. If you pay quarterly, make sure you don’t miss yours!

Wild!

Dolly is a true gift.

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

I must apologize for slandering Total Recall for 35 years. I saw it in theaters, and simply missed it was a parody of action thrillers. Watching it for the first time since I was 15; I laughed uproariously about a dozen times. 10 out of 10, one of the funniest movies ever made.

EVEL KNIEVEL #1 from Ringo Award-Winner Rylend Grant www.kickstarter.com/projects/ryl...