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Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

I finally finished the Lorne Michaels biography written by Susan Morrison. It’s required reading if you are an SNL-head like me. After reading it I know so much more about Lorne’s life, and understand so much less about the man.

This is Steve. He’s a doodle I doodled. He hates burritos, but loves fish tacos.

We watched The Roses tonight. Very interesting reinterpretation of “The War of the Roses.” It was better than the lack of dialogue about it made me assume it would be.

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Their first guest should be Jameson Parker.

Patently ridiculous that Parker Stevenson & Fisher Stevens don’t have a podcast where Fisher talks about parks, and Parker talks about fishing.

I sometimes wonder why I missed Will Ferrell’s genius tge first few years of SNL. Hit this spot in Lorne’s book. Out of five breakout characters mentioned, I hate three, think the Roxbury guy is “fine,” and only really like his Trebek. The things that made his name basically annoy me.

You almost never have to move your plants inside in S. Florida. It’s even more rare that you have a second cold front coming through so you have to open up the garage to get them a little sun until it’s warm enough to bring them back out again.

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Caught Frankenstein this weekend. Some real highs, and some disastrous lows. Easily my least favorite of the BP nominees I’ve seen so far. I’ve read the novel, but don’t remember it well at all. Not sure if the story beats I laughed at were sins of omission, addition or tradition.*

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R.I.P., Demond Wilson. I interviewed him for the AV Club when I did my oral history of Battle of the Network Stars, and this was my favorite of the quotes we used from him. (I need to see if I can find the whole transcription, though, because he was hilarious and very much did not give two fucks.)

Sad and unexpected. Catherine O’Hara has reportedly gone on to make the next adventure funnier and lovelier than it has ever been. This one hit me hard. Rest in Peace, Catherine. You were always one of the best parts of everything you ever made. From SCTV, to Beetlejuice, to Schitt’s Creek.

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FINAL WEEK! The Evie and the Helsings @kickstarter.com campaign is fully funded! Now we’re aiming to stake a few Stretch Goals and get our backers more cool stuff! Digital collection available or a print edition with your choice of cover (same price)! www.EvieAndTheHelsings.com

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LOVE White Ash exploding out of the gate. This series genuinely has a little something for everyone and it's special anytime I get to contribute. My variant for the latest issue (but go check out those unreal interior sneaks from @conorhughes.bsky.social ✨) - www.kickstarter.com/projects/whi...

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Oscar Movie Ratings so far: Sinners Bogonia One Battle after Another F1 Need to see the rest.

Kinda fucked up that the first shot of F-1 is the wave that killed Bohdi!

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No thank you, computer. I think I can summarize this three line email for myself.

With a night’s reflection I am glad a movie as weird as Bugonia was made. And I mostly liked it. But I doubt I’ll be rooting for it to win any Oscars. The tone shifts were thrilling, but disconcerting, so I am more appreciative of it than fond of it. If that makes sense?

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Bugonia and Friendship are both movies you won’t know how to enjoy until they’re over. Don’t know if you’re watching a comedy or a horror until the credits roll for either.

#tbt This little football fan in elementary school (probably about fourth grade), and then likely 11th grade.

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almost at 80% funded, thanks for the support today! this is such a great book, can't wait for y'all to see it.

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I finally figured out why Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson get along so well. It’s because Matthew is the dumbest, smart person in the world and Woody is the smartest, dumb person of all time.

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On a whim, we decided to watch 1959’s “The Shaggy Dog.” Perfectly fine, very old-timey comedy for the first 80% of the film. Meaning some of it is funny, some of it was probably hilarious at the time. With that said, we just started the finale and it is wonderful, zany hijinks!

I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.

The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.

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Comic artist LeBeau Underwood’s daughter has been missing in Chicago since yesterday morning. Please share in the hopes we can bring the family a happy conclusion to this.

One of the things I don’t think I’ll ever forgive 70’s and 80’s tv for is telling me (5 to 10 years old at the time) that Janet from Three’s Company was a frump.

In this movie, a bunch of horny teenagers are playing spin the bottle in a cellar where a bunch of kids died thirty years earlier. They’ll be okay, right? I think they’ll be okay. You think they’ll be okay?

I have a third.

Most likable comedic actress of all time? I have two nominations.

Anybody want a weird, out-of-context gif of my dog Sparky and my parent’s dog Milo.

Cleaning our Falcon Crest palette with “Fresno,” a night soap parody mini series starting Carol Burnett and a slew of other hilarious actors. So far it’s incredibly silly (mostly funny silly) in a Spaceballs way.

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