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What the actual fuck. Here's the photo being referenced, too.

Trump: I've been the best president in the history of Israel.

no shit www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

amy winehouse www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJAf...

2025: Donald Trump Jr. joins the board of online gun retailer GrabAGun and takes the company public, receiving more than 300,000 shares 2026: Trump's ATF proposes a new rule allowing online retailers to ship guns directly to customers

george michael's on, here you go www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYA...

absolute fucking banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNwx...

QOTSA are the best band

best british headline ever

this song absolutely stomps www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9hc...

🔥Amid the threat of drone attacks, Moscow’s Vnukovo Airport has temporarily suspended flight operations.

🇷🇺 Amid a fuel shortage, Russian motorists are refusing to give up the limited amount of gasoline available at filling stations to one another.

right, what's happened is, right, I've drank some beer and stuff which I'm not supposed to because it turns me into an idiot and I've turned into an idiot, so

My mom is mad at my dad because a feral peacock keeps coming to their house and staring through the glass door into the kitchen and it turns out it's because my dad has been secretly feeding it

​💔 7-year-old Veronika Opashnianska was killed by Russians today in the village of Shevchenko, Dnipro region. ​The family had previously fled the city of Shakhtarske due to heavy Russian shelling, seeking safety at her grandmother's home.

This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf

#Danegeld www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Police Suspect Gunman’s Motive Was To Kill Bunch Of People https://bit.ly/4p2SEfi

He's not running the country. He's looting it.

Congress is so dysfunctional that multiple members have vanished for months, others continued "legislating" while nearly comatose, several have run while battling illnesses that killed them in office, and now one of SC's Senators may or may not be dead, and nobody knows.

A nation of immigrants. This interactive map lets you zoom in by census track on which countries of origin are most prominent where. Super cool. Happy 4th. Gift link 🎁 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Tune in LIVE to be throttled by the truth. Stream wherever you want to be perceived.

Zohran Mamdani will deliver a speech celebrating America's 250th birthday on July 3 at 10 a.m., just hours before Trump's own remarks.

shout, I know this is @waldo.net's favourite www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8S...

barry manilow, everyone, big round of applause www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKy7...

that didn't happen though did it, mr celeb

🔴 Zelenskyy calls for faster European anti-ballistic system development. Zelenskyy called for faster progress on a European anti-ballistic shield ahead of the upcoming NATO summit, describing the massive overnight Russian strikes across Ukraine as a deliberate effort to inflict maximum damage.

This is the right decision and suspect others will now follow, but very interesting timing on this

The new InfoWars site, which is insane and heavily influenced by shawarma machines, will debut later on tonight at theonion.info. Here's a sneak peek from FastCompany.

Holy... the gas station lines in Russia are unbelievable! A gas station country, ladies and gentlemen!

Hilarious. Wait, are you saying this is real? Wow.

I wrote about the sad Trump Country Fair thing and the very specific and hilariously shitty vision of America that it expresses. The war on metaphor continues apace. defector.com/dead-country...

Today would be a good day to subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com

I thought this had to be an exaggeration, surely we’d see one person wandering in the background, but no

Mississippi police shot and killed a 1-year-old child who was in the car with his mother. Autopsy reports reveal the child was shot through the side of the car, contradicting officers' claims that the car was heading towards them.

Forever grateful to Michele Goodwin for getting Erwin Chemerinsky, @sifill.bsky.social, @moiradonegan.bsky.social, @jamellebouie.net, @mjsdc.bsky.social, & I together to talk through the SCOTUS term each year. It's so important to be able to process it all with such an incredible group of people.

New Wild Hornets raffle to help the Ukrainian war effort.

⚡️Update: 1 killed, at least 11 injured in massive Russian aerial attack on Kyiv. One person has been killed and at least 11 others have been injured in the attack, according to local authorities. All of the injured have been hospitalized.

Russia targets Kyiv with missiles and drones, setting buildings ablaze and causing injuries

🇷🇺 Russian Tu-160 strategic bombers have already launched Kh-101 cruise missiles toward Ukrainian cities. The missiles are expected to enter Ukrainian airspace within one hour.

US-UK drug deal could result in 229,000 excess deaths in England, analysis suggests

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witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Teenage boy injured after shooting in Birmingham

Man of the mortgage-free £4 million property portfolio. www.thetimes.com/article/3590...

Had some thoughts about the scotus birthright decision

‼️‼️Kyiv is currently under a massive ballistic missile attack

⚡️Update: Hotel in central Kyiv on fire as Russia attacks Ukraine. A hotel in Kyiv's central Shenchevkivskyi district has been damaged in Russia's attack, which authorities warn may get worse throughout the night.

And there’s more… More lies, more dodgy deals and denials.. Farage has bought 4 houses for cash since 2020 - the year we left the EU. And declared only 2 of them. Come on people. The man’s a hot mess of corruption, racism, national security threat and greed. Let’s bin him off.