Yeah mate, I’ve had that, when you are carrying a big stack and the middle ones fall out, massive pain.

world-class national team now, too!

“…and just behind second base the gun circle: inside of which lies a fully loaded pistol that the players are forbidden to use.”

“three balls in play at all times, batters fighting their way around the bases using their bats as a weapon, wild hounds and gorgeous Honeys wandering the field to distract the players, a car that roams the infield protecting some and flattening others…”

It’s so funny to pull of a vast conspiratorial takeover of the entire corporate news media just so you can go on tv and say shit like this

🤔

it is really important to emphasize, once again, that republicans are betting the house on us being afraid of them--so afraid of them we fold without a fight. but actually if we fight we can win. don't surrender preemptively.

Thucydideez nutz

you've got to respect this. jim crow's on its way back and black democrats have decided to trust their colleagues enough that they're going to fucking take one for the team once again. we gotta make it worth it.

yeah man, we all saw One Battle After Another, too.

And the full $1400 applied to dependent children as well as adults which was not a feature of previous stimulus payments… my wife, son and I got $4200 total!

The board consists of three semi-literate car dealers who were the state’s top GOP donors. Their top priority is fighting wokeness in the Potato School by putting up a statue of the confederate general who owned the largest potato farm in the state in 1859.

US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”

“Conservatives hate universities because they are broke outside the club” is incredible

Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.

I’m a broken record, but it’s facially insane that the SCOTUS’s position is that the interest of a political party—an entity with no special constitutional protection—in gerrymandering is more important than black people’s right to vote, which we have several constitutional amendments addressing

The true Democratic Joe Rogan will not be someone who boosts turnout for our side but one who depresses turnout for theirs.

birthday gift for your sibling? more expensive bc of republicans. a lunch date at panera? more expensive bc of republicans. facial reconstruction surgery bc you bonemaxxed too hard? you guessed it.

bluesky — i am talking to you, all of you — need to internalize this and you need to tell everyone you know this. shampoo more expensive? republicans. burgers more expensive? republicans. beer more expensive? republicans.

every dollar. every time you think “shit, that’s more expensive than i expected”? trump and the republicans. every time your tank costs half your rent or mortgage to fill? trump and the republicans. literally *all* of this is their fault.

"Sir, if we want to expand, maybe we should start by revamping our company website to run on a browser other than Internet Explorer 6 and have better than nine fives of uptime." "Get outta here with that gay nerd shit! Do I look like a numbers guy to you?" "Judging by your balance sheets, no."

What separates the Apples, Microsofts and Fords of the world from Wifebeater Willie's Sole Proprietorship #5, LLC is that in their formative years, the former implemented such bold policies as "pay new hires attractive salaries," "sell exactly the same product as you're advertising,"

Yeah, and the unfortunate thing is, this is a genuinely tough nut to crack without having a mountain of money to burn in the process: the increasing resolution of phone cameras turned into a moat for the major operators! 30s of video on an iPhone 16 is ~60MB. That turns into a real bandwidth bill.

Twitter and Facebook got to grow their infra alongside the smartphone: by the time 1080p cameras were table stakes, they’d already figured out how to make money.

The fact that a large number of political reporters already subscribed to a similar worldview in which it’s all a game and only savvy winning matters was extremely important to Trump getting away with this

wait, did the WaPo invent a whole other totally different account for it’s opinion section on here, because the first one was getting blocked/dunked on so much?

these people are the 2nd laziest Americans that have ever lived. (the current crop of PedoConservatives are definitely in 1st place here.)

I’ve always felt it’s just pure laziness. The American media has gotten so big that defending against open batshit insanity is too much work.

honestly i am not against GOP staffers' lives being ruined by death threats from trump guys

Also tbh it was pretty obvious on election night that Biden had won, but the press intentionally dragged it out for days to milk engagement. Which was deeply irresponsible and caused serious harm.

Jon Stewart is a piece of shit but I don't think he really had anything to do with this besides rooting for it. AG Sulzberger on the other hand...

They celebrate slavers because their goal is to enslave us

I do actually think a thing Dems should do in 2029 if they manage to win Congress is to bring in the editors and owners of the NYT and grill them under oath about (a) their connections to the child sex slave ring (b) why they did not report on the ring and Donald Trump’s involvement in it.

never forget: anti-trans multimillionaire nepobaby A.G. Sulzberger & his Switcheroo Crew love 83yo Convicted Pedophile Donald Trump and want him to win.

With American slang, you can pretty much flip a coin on its origin, with heads as “boats,” tails as “racism.”

like I genuinely do not care about whether you support Medicare for all vs. a public option. all I care about is are you willing to get your hands dirty to crush the MAGA cult via every possible legal avenue from DC/PR statehood to Supreme Court reform to mass prosecutions/ignoring any trump pardons

the thing is that they are eventually -- and soon -- going to explicitly say that it was racism

divorced middle aged dads, truly donald trump's strongest soldiers and andrew tate's most religious listeners

The Plot to Enslave America, visualized

They also spent decades working to overturn Roe v Wade. Fake progressives always whine about incrementalism, but incrementalism is exactly how the GOP managed to achieve those two major goals of theirs. The key is you need to just RELENTLESSLY KEEP AT IT. For YEARS and YEAR.

We have to dream bigger and our political leaders must start speaking to these dreams. This was the roadmap of conservativism. We need our own.

What did people think he meant when he said Republicans just had to elect him this one time and then they would fix it so no one had to vote anymore? Like what other explanation was there?