It is now 8 years since Logan Paul recorded himself walking around Aokigahara and uploaded it to YouTube for the whole world to see.

Happy New Year from the Emerald Isle!

From now on, any unironic talk of an "American century of humiliation" or "Chinese century" will be met with an insta-block or mute, depending on how I'm feeling in the moment.

Yearly reminder that you CAN just become a different person, you're not as imprisoned in your life as you think. You can just be the one who dresses nice or exercises or reads a lot, or whatever. You can just start doing it, some people might make fun of you but they don't really care.

Drone strike anyone who uses the word "unalive" seriously. Desperate times mean desperate measures.

Not sure how anyone could come to think, "You know what would be an improvement over the janky mess that is the US constitution today? The British one."

Your Posting Resolution for 2026 should be to stop disguising masturbatory catastrophizing and moralizing in the form of "political predictions" and to call out anyone else you see doing the same.

Am I the only one who remembers the Great Caravan Panic of 2018 and what an electoral wet fart it ended up being?

"What is the correct response to a natural disaster in human form that is fatally weakening our society and does not respond to any form of legal or social approbrium?" Ladies, you answer your own question by asking it.

Neither of these people believe what they're saying, because there is an one extremely obvious answer to their question.

Coastal supremacy.

>Libya Every time with these idiots.

Pierre Jean Claude du Pedofile's landmark work of philosophy and postmodernism Racisme: Un Defense was edited by his Nazi collaborator wife and typed by his 13 year old Moroccan boyfriend.

The only true comedy to be had from any conflict between the Saudis and the UAE will be watching the proxy battles play out between American think tanks

"Fascists were right about weak men creating hard times…" No, they were wrong like they're wrong about everything else and it's a fundamentally stupid, reductive way of looking at history. We're either above seeing ourselves as being chained to fixed, unalterable civilizational cycles or we're not.

Hello there!

Never. Delete. Your. Drunkposts.

Allegiance to that myth directly led to the US involvement in French Indochina, where we manifestly did NOT belong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmhg...

Replies are full of delusional liars saying "duh of course I support this" like we didn't just spend four fucking years watching their "I'd be good with higher prices to pay for better wages" hypothesis get put into practice to be utterly fucking obliterated.

Quintuple the Axis death toll in WWII and machine gun every enemy of racial integration all across the United States by 1970, and fascism isn't a problem today.

The victorious Democratic primary candidates of 2028 will be those who promise to liquidate the white population of Springfield, OH by March 2029.

I'm distrustful of performative Harry S. Truman turbo-stans btw. A) those endless undying petty grudges he held against anyone who so much as looked at him the wrong way were the single most Trumpy characteristic of any pre-2015 US political figure. The fact you can't see this because

Kendrick Lamb of God

They should make Judge Dredds from the film Judge Dredd but just for people who play things on their phone out loud without headphones

"Uncommitted":

The latest horrifying chapter in our extremely protracted international lesson of "The law is only as good as the people entrusted with upholding it."

My friend’s dad from SK was told straight up they would not cover this expensive cancer drug which would only give him a few months more to live. Some treatments available in US are simply no available in other places b/c the government says they’re just too expensive for the system

Happy Christmas everybody!

of course in the replies to this Schnorkles is getting yelled at by people demanding that he accept that Scandinavia countries having a bunch of people whose ancestors were from other Western European countries counts as "multicultural", bc American leftists & their Euro allies cannot handle this

Also, European voters keep coming very close to electing “kill all the $slurs race war now” parties and so Americans pretending that that’s normal or that they are somehow Wise and not at all TurboReactionary is insane. The AFD is the 2nd largest party in the Bundestag!

The two most common predictors in the modern era of the success of a modern welfare state are the level of homogenity of the population and the size of the country. Europe is a constant demonstration that you change no. 1 and the entire socialist paradise you've built goes entirely insane.

Add 2020–21 to the list of time periods some are going to spend the rest of their lives mentally stuck in or attempting to bring back by brute force, joining the likes of 2009–12, 2001–04, 1989–97, 1979–84, 1967–74, 1961–63, and 1950–54.

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There are like 5 million genuine Americans left on Twitter and they consist of -Every person in the country who supported the Holocaust -Every person in the country who supported 10/7 -97% of American pundits

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ONE BILLION CALIFORNIANS

A lot of people need to not go to prison for this.

they should administer electric shocks to officials that use the words "kinetic strike" and "warfighter" unironically

You know who else liked to capitalize common nouns?

Why should I care to read something no one cared to write?

Looking forward to all the totally independent and unpaid shills for AI throwing their inevitable wokewashed hissy fits over this.

Thank you Michael Tracy for reminding us that, in addition to his amazing film & acting career, Rob Reiner was also based AF for calling out Russian fascism.

The thing is, we’ve studied this and there’s basically no correlation with someone’s background and becoming a terrorist. There’s kind of functionally no actual criteria in terms of material conditions you can use to even start mitigating things.

Fundamentally the problem with people on Twitter is that they think the website has gone to shit because the libs left and not because a hostile CEO is trying to turn the website into 4chan with a Filipino engagement farm stapled on top

I've got to say, this weekend, from students preparing for finals at Brown to Jews celebrating the festival of Hanukkah on Bondi Beach...it felt as if Yeats' awful vision were coming true: "The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned."

The hero of Bondi: Ahmed el Ahmed, a 43 year old fruit shop owner from Sutherland. He grabbed the gun off one of the terrorists shooting at Jews during a Hanukkah celebration. Ahmed was then shot in the leg and shoulder by another terrorist. He’s being treated in the hospital and expected to be OK.