suspended from twitter for seven days for a dick joke fml comedy is dead

Finally back to doing something with my life instead of rotting and playing video games open.spotify.com/episode/31ds...

Milestones

cousins decorating the xmas tree 🎄🌴 🥹❤️

People were calling the shooter a folk hero as soon as they found out who the victim was, as nothing was known about the shooter. Weaponizing the reality that white killers are treated differently by the media this way is a pathetic attempt to distract from the conversation around health insurance

beautiful drive through Nevada

"There's no shame in being a pariah." -Marge Simpson

I like you

15 hours, sir :]

I miss MF DOOM

had a random traumatic flashback to being a teenager and having the most inopportune nocturnal emission four days into a 50-mile hike around Mount Rainier while in Boy Scouts not a fun thing to wake up to in a sleeping bag on a cool mountain morning

remember when everyone spent weeks arguing about how israel would never bomb a hospital and since then they’ve just been bombing hospitals and schools every day

it really weirds me out how much some people seem to love leaving bad reviews of places they disliked

re: the current stuff being talked about right now on my skyline, uh... I don't really know who either Aaron or Jesse are and I guess that must be a good thing!

hmm i wonder what happened to william mckinley. i’m sure he left office well-loved and respected by all americans

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EPISODE 123 "Happiness is a Warm Gun" as they say… always a waiter, never a waitress. I think that’s why United Healthcare denied my valid medical claim and sent me down this dark path open.spotify.com/episode/35Y9...

spiders

a good one posted in the family group chat, thanks Natalie

The Cybertruck has completely wrecked the curve on stupid looking cars for me. I saw a Kia today, just a terrible looking, absolute dogshit looking Kia, and I stared at it for about 5 seconds before I could be like “no! This is another bad car!” like a veil has been lifted

fuck

it really is kinda crazy how often you can hear white people use the n-word out in the real world

IT'S HAPPENING!!

Just a reminder that health insurance companies don't provide healthcare. They profit from gatekeeping access to healthcare. Doctors, nurses, and hospitals provide healthcare. 💖

the new RM Brown original short is fantastic and EVERYONE needs to watch it!!! youtu.be/YMaMSiglgUk?...

@contrapoints.bsky.social for president

Shooter a Towson rich boy? Dundalk mentioned on SNL? Stav essentially an NFL mascot? You better believe 2025 is the year of Baltimore baby!

Guy who gets his news from Threads: “They’ve just arrested the shooter. His name is Gavrilo Princip”

I don’t give a fuck what political side the assassin is on. Stop being so reductive and naive in how he’s supposed to “think”. The statement he’s made has united more Americans than any grifting politician or political pundit ever will. The class war is coming ❤️

gathering items for the annual holiday Blessing Boxes! All kids deserve to get something for christmas

the Tacoma waterfront

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Had to explain why autisms speaks is evil to a coworker this week and she kept being like "but that's not what I thought it was" like shhhh the autism is in the room right now and it is speaking

not too bad for a cheapo roof rack! gonna be a long drive to mom's for xmas this year

the Rose Suchak Ladder Company

The phrase “I was scammed by a meme coin” seems to contain within it the wisdom the complaint is seeking

wowwwww I LOVE "THE SKELETON CREW" lol what a fun show!! Recommend

omfgggg I love seeing my buddy's dogs when I go over to hang out !!! I miss my doggies so much. But I've known these two their entire lives and they are such sweeties it really helps

UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH

finally watched Bad Santa for the first time and that movie fucking rocks, wow

ohhhhh I'm wrappin' presents alright

wearing a compression shirt under my normal shirt so I can feel uncomfortable with my body ALL day instead of just for small parts of the day

ACAB includes anyone who helps the cops find the UHC assassin 🫵

Me, replacing my 𝐿𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝐿𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 sign:

You mock the NYPD now but who are you going to call when someone jumps a turnstile and you need innocent bystanders to get shot in the crossfire?