“Whenever you see a cabin in the woods you just think of every horror film going” Really? #TheTraitors

“The Epstein files are sitting on my desk right now ready to review” #Traitors

I’ve just started watching that Bowie documentary on Channel Four and got an idea for a band name. Like the Ramones where everyone was given the surname Ramone but everyone is given the first name Timothy and we play Bowie covers. Tim Machine

Donald Trump is so obviously going to annex Greenland. And European leaders will respond with unparalleled levels of "monitoring the situation".

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh In the ocean, the freezing ocean

Finally getting round to watching the first #Traitors episode. Everyone who knows anything about the north of Scotland, say it with me “That train goes nowhere near Ardross Castle”

He's still a cunt, then.

I just bought a sandwich from here and they asked me if I am now, or have ever been, a member of the Communist Party.

RIP, H. Oh, wait no, the other one. And also very much not RIP.

FT' Greenock Morton 1⃣ Partick Thistle 1⃣ Points shared in Greenock #GMFCvPTFC #WeAreThistle

Not just because of #CelebrityTraitors Jonathan Ross can fuck off

Can we have a warning when Felix White is going to ‘contribute’ on #BasesCoveredLive so we can mute the sound?

Fine, fine, I'll get it started

BREAKING 🚨 | 30 trade unions have written to Hull Trains warning their actions could damage safety culture across the rail industry. Our movement is united in rejecting attacks on union members. We stand with all @aslefunion.bsky.social members. Read & share the letter👇 #StrikeMap

REPORT | Rovers power into the second round of the Carabao Cup with a stunning 4-0 win over Championship side Middlesbrough Read more ⬇️ www.doncasterroversfc.co.uk/news/2025/au... 🔴 #drfc ⚪️

97 | FULL TIME A Molyneux penalty in the second half secures the win in Rovers' first League One match since 2022! Rovers 1 - 0 Exeter City #drfc

I managed to pick this up for cheap locally yesterday. It looks like it’s from the 70s. Now I’m 43 so people older than me can you please explain? Did you use to have loads of nuts with a massive amount of salt to dip them in topped with the worst bit of dill you could find?

Happy Yorkshire day to tykes everywhere

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Join the Megapicket on Friday, backed by 26 organisations here: bit.ly/RSVPMegapick...

Union attacks 'outrageous' treatment of bin workers Good from Steve Wright and @fbunational.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #StrikeMap #BrumBinStrike #Birmingham #Megapicket

Only the good die young

“Autoglass repair,Autoglass replace”

Never Google the witty things your gen-x male coworkers say, it'll only turn out to be a Half Man, Half Biscuit lyric

This is maddest timeline

Exit, pursued by a bear

Britain's most comically illiterate headmistress strikes again. I mean... How could one find opportunities to discuss racism, in the context of Othello and The Merchant of Venice, or sexism, while teaching The Taming of The Shrew and Twelfth Night?

#RIPBrianWilson youtu.be/apBWI6xrbLY?...

Another absolute legend of music has died. He changed everything in rock and teen pop and led his own revolution. Brian Wilson, co-creator of iconic 1960s band the Beach Boys, has died aged 82 www.bbc.com/news/article...

youtube.com/watch?v=YUUh... #RIPSlyStone

Just about to learn one of his bass lines. Legend. Sly Stone, leader of Sly and the Family Stone, dead aged 82 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Los Angeles school worker shares frustration over parents having to leave their children’s graduation ceremony because ICE raided an elementary school’s graduation today

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Spare a thought for Nigel Farage trying to work out which far-right billionaire's side he's on.

Well there’s a change in direction I wasn’t expecting

Assistant General Secretary David Belsey is addressing striking @eisunion.bsky.social members at @robertgordonuni.bsky.social

Branch Rep Chris Yuill is addressing the striking @eisunion.bsky.social members at @robertgordonuni.bsky.social

The sun has come out on the striking @eisunion.bsky.social academic staff at @robertgordonuni.bsky.social

The rain is coming down but the @eisunion.bsky.social picket line at @robertgordonuni.bsky.social is standing strong this morning.

Cubs win! Final: #Cubs 3, Rockies 1.

Cubs win! Final: #Cubs 11, Reds 8.

Cubs win! Final: #Cubs 2, Marlins 1.

“8647”

BREAKING 🚨| 25 unions, representing over 1 million workers, have written to Angela Rayner MP and Cllr John Cotton to stop cuts in #Birmingham. The movement is behind the #BirminghamBinStrikers Read the the letter in full: bit.ly/BrumBinStrik... #StrikeMap #BrumBinStrike

If you wouldn't accept "we are at risk of becoming an island of strangers" from Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage you probably shouldn't accept it from Keir Starmer. Don't pretzel yourself trying to explain why it's ok from the guy in the red tie.

FT' Ayr United (1)0⃣ Partick Thistle (2) 2⃣ WE ADVANCE! 🔴🟡 #AUFCvPTFC #WeAreThistle