I’m now a contrarian. If you’re for it, I’m against it.

I wanna to work from home/remote but my wife doesn’t think that we’d make any money doing OnlyFans.

After having listened to every recording (I could find) of YEM, should I now listen to all recordings of Runaway Jim or Antelope?

And as their final present to the world, boomers leave us with 21st century authoritarianism in the West.

i told my landlord they're releasing the amelia earhart files and he lowered my rent 50%. i told my grocer and he gave me a free nectarine. i told my doctor and he said i didn't have to pay for the visit. try it. you never know who out there has been waiting for this moment.

How can I doom scroll while I’m watching a movie on my phone?!

So all I have to do is become an F1 racer and I can move to Monaco?

Lo mein is better in the microwave the next day.

My unpopular opinion for the day: Turn based RPGs suck.

I guess I’ll watch Monterey Pop and Woodstock today.

Same discount back alley plastic surgeon.

If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it. This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.

How do rich people get from Heathrow to Westminster? Heathrow Express in 15 minutes or lengthy private car ride? Or like helicopter or something insane?

Civil affairs officer to lecture JSOC generals on warrior ethos!!!

right up there with slavery

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Advil turned my brother gay.

Pregnant women can still take acetaminophen, right?

Release the Homan tapes.

If the FCC wants to start investigating hate speech, I suggest they tune into AM radio.

We are watching a coordinated right-wing takeover of popular media and it won’t stop here. archive.today/bXzZd

Why is this not out for public bid? Why do insiders and billionaires get this deal for themselves?

Political violence is not acceptable. All of us have a responsibility to say that as many times as it takes. It is utterly irresponsible for a prominent conservative outlet to publish an explicit call to violence. Everyone should disavow this, publicly and immediately.

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No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser

Two competing conceptions of strength: 1) Keep your cool. Show that small mishaps, like an escalator breaking, don’t phase you. You can handle much worse. 2) Flip out. Show that small mishaps really upset you, make a big deal out of it, and claim to be a victim of a conspiracy. A whiny tone helps.

What are the chances that this will be used to prevent gun sales to Democrats?

What are the chances that this will be used to prevent gun sales to Democrats?

Does the Southern Baptist Convention recognize saints and/or canonize?

So you’re not supposed to just throw those usb power banks in the trash?! And no car batteries either?!

I think it would be helpful if DA Bragg charged a few of these assaults. If the agents think that federal law immunizes them for actions that would result in ordinary New Yorkers being charged, let them litigate it.

Schumer and Jeffries going to ignore this until they just outright ban the Democratic Party. (And remember how unamerican it was just for Hilary to mention some people’s politics were deplorable…)

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Tom Homan took $50,000 in cash in a paper bag.   The DOJ shuttered the investigation. Meanwhile, Pam Bondi is chasing down political opponents like NY AG Letitia James.   This is the biggest political corruption scandal in modern history.

Bar licenses can be at stake now.

If you’re an incompetent foreign leader who sucks up to Trump, you can get $20 billion from U.S. taxpayers while Trump is cutting Americans’ health care.

So do the people that thought there was a rapture earlier this week, do they: a) Believe a rapture occurred and they weren’t raptured; or b) Since they weren’t raptured, the rapture mustn’t have happened?

How does one short AI in the stock market?

The Angles Saxons (and the poor Jutes who never get any love) weren’t native born Britons?!

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if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

SCOOP: The Onion has made a Jeffrey Epstein movie and @manishakrishnan.bsky.social a) has seen it and b) presents you with the trailer

I can’t believe his name was Ferdinand Scott Fitzgerald IV.

As a MAGA conservative, I support pulling out of the UN and all treaties because they sabotaged his escalator.

Very funny how they can't remember him as he actually was

They are 100% covering up one of their own guys executing multiple detainees.

Maybe there was a rapture and Jesus decided everybody failed.

ICE in Rogers Park. If you see them elsewhere, ping us. Additionally, the campaign office (Clark + Lunt), as always, welcomes everybody except ICE.

For that price, I’ll just buy the real thing.

I’m tired of bailing out Trump supporters who vote against their own interests.