Is the blockchain still around?

Hey Booz Allen contractors, the password to my IRS account is $NelRareBK2014$ Feel free to leak my tax records so I can get some of this sweet slush.

The parallels between Tottenham Hotspur and the Duchy of Parma and Piacenza are growing too loud to ignore - especially as the former faces the rather Napoleonic threat of relegation. in this essay I will

West Kennett Long Barrow, Wiltshire. Constructed c. 3650 BCE as a burial chamber, it contained almost 50 bodies before being sealed. #TombTuesday 📷Personal photo, July 2023.

If Booz Allen leaks my tax returns, I assume I’ll also get a billion?

My 42 year old friend told me he wasn’t ready to settle down yet.

So are teachers saying “sloppy work” now if it includes AI slop?

Make a movie into a porn title: Sex Toy Story 4.

The NYT removed the "um"s in Trump's answer on Taiwan, but put "um"s in AOC's answer on Taiwan to make her look dumb Trump said "Um, I would say 'like' is maybe too strong a word...um, no, I'm holding that in abeyance and it depends on China, depends, it's a, it's a.." L: Trump R: AOC Video below

Not a metaphor or an exaggeration, this is literally true

Do archaeologists think most of the human habitation sites before the end of ice age are now underwater after the sea level rise?

Last thing I did before I left England was chug a small bottle of room temperature mead.

Some of us yearn for the mines, I yearn for the Dutch golden age (or thereabouts).

In the richest city in the richest country in the history of the world, nobody should be going hungry. That's why we're opening five city-owned grocery stores, one in each borough, starting with The Bronx. Lower Prices. Good food. Publicly owned. Hunts Point next year. Every borough by 2029.

What’s the deal with everyone’s faces looking wet all the time now?! People used to want skin that wasn’t oily, now they want it to look like the Exxon Valdez?!

This is peak AI mania: identify a task that has long been well- and cheaply-handled by human beings, pay to use an LLM (which is ill-suited for the task), and be completely shocked when it goes disastrously.

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The important lesson I’m teaching my 6yo is that if you do bad things for the right people, you get rewarded! But to do bad things to dad and mom will be punished.

I assume left wing groups are able to get compensation from the slush fund?

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

Impeachment may not be in the cards, but Dem leadership needs to be something high profile to call attention this brazen corruption, as a way of kicking off their anticorruption theme for the 2026 midterms (and beyond).

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

Once I get my J6 reparations, I’ll never have to work another day in my life.

Remarkable how many hackers seem to want to take over accounts in order to (re)post 1 (one) porn before disappearing forever, huh… 🤷‍♀️

Pound for pound Musk is by far the worst single human being of the 21st century

Once again the PBFA fair at ILEC is the best!!!!!

Real question, sale all the Russian tourists in London trying to avoid the draft?

I learned that the formal term for a group of flying pigeons is a “shitstorm”.

See it, say it, sort it…kinda wimpy, needs some Americanization! See it, say it, shoot it!

Grrr this protest better not mess up my book fair shopping and then my shoe shopping.

The reason people keep doing crimes for Trump is that you get rewarded for doing them, congratulations to Colorado's Dem governor for making sure we get more people trying to overturn elections on his behalf bsky.app/profile/kyle...

It is remarkable how many establishment Dems simply do not understand they are in the middle of an existential war against MAGA politics, and that there’s no co-existence possible here.

bluesky is half broke shitposters who nevertheless love to volunteer for shit and half well-paid left-leaning professionals who are desperate to find helpful things to throw money at if you’ve got a good cause this is the place to be

The oldest herbarium in private hands at Firsts is pretty cool, though I’m not sure I’d pay the price of a house for it.

I’m gonna write my dissertation on the number of squirrels struck by lightning in trees each year.

Been in London 2 hours so I’m 4 beers in.

Should I go with the 6ft fixed leash, or should I get the 15ft retractable so my kid has a little more freedom?

So comedians that advertise their YouTube Special….doesn’t that just mean they uploaded a video of themselves to YouTube?

Watching this hog who works at what is left of the Washington Post shove a burger in his face and say "thank goodness for our first amendment" is almost Pink Flamingos-level grotesque

To be right-wing is to live your life like Willy Wonka at all times, conjuring up a world of pure imagination and not being all that concerned with the welfare of children.

Should I self-publish a motivational wellness book and then try to sell it at rare book fairs?

Really hard to imagine a crew more comprehensively crude, malign, incompetent, corrupt and shameless getting hold of a previously mostly functional state than the appalling specimens now running this country into every available ditch.

Ok so what if we all make bots to repost all our skeets on Twitter? Then we can like be pseudo-X.

I’ve been an AI ethicist for the better part of a week, and I agree.

Telling everyone I’m going on book sabbatical. See you on 18 months.

Democrats should ensure that voters hear this so much it haunts their dreams this fall.

So the guy that puts out the same advertisement every weeks as a "collections advisor", how does he make money? Does he try to get finders' fees from dealers?

So a court, that is a product of a constitution, can just rule that a constitutional amendment isn't valid?!

I love how when Democrats propose a relatively boring and novel legal theory, corporate media frames it as a FURIOUS AND DESPERATE FAR-FETCHED BANK SHOT, but when Trump tries some crazy shit like overturning birthright citizenship, it's something to consider seriously.