Only one thing to do: remake it again

Or maybe he and Lindsey did a Face/Off

How come Trump is allowed to do whatever he wants EXCEPT travel in Qatar's flying booby trap? Let him in there! Let him fly it himself!

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

Today's depressing image is a magazine staffer asking the computer to write their article "magazine-style"

He shucked himself

When will they stop this ridiculous cover-up and admit that Mitch McConnell is training for his next ultramarathon???

Honestly I really wish American reporters were more willing to ask Trump enablers "how do you live with the shame of this every day?"

“This is, first and foremost, a celebration of Minions,” critic Robert Colgate wrote Tuesday of the latest installment in the Minions franchise, pointing out that fans of the Minions would have plenty of visual references to feast their eyes on throughout the film.

Sen. John Hodgman (D-ME)

Today's NYT jobs report coverage (left) compared to exactly 2 years ago under Biden (right). Notice the numbers.

The Great American Sorry State Fair

Today is an extra-good day to support the Trevor Project. Pride is all year, Pride is forever, and Pride has never been more desperately needed

I'm tired of celebrating when the unaccountable zealots in charge of my life narrowly decide not to throw away the law

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Easily one of my favorite stories about the production of #YoungFrankenstein. #TCMParty

There's simply no one better

This is gonna be the best sex you ever had or my name isn’t Orville Redenbacher

My Mom when I tell her the animal video she sent me is AI

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 24,1948

"Temba, his arms wide"

He's got a 350-foot slit in his hair

It's not antisemitic to say that AIPAC traffics in dark money if it's true and on the record. It's antisemitic to say that a lobbying organization speaks for all Jews and any criticism of that organization is an attack on Jews—and as a Jew, it sends me into a blind rage

I'm not a sports guy, so last week I looked up a compilation of Messi's best goals to see what the fuss is about. 15 minutes later, I was a die-hard fan.

Shout out to every kid who had a copy of this and would just pour over the pages planning to read stuff with various aliens they found in it all excited. God this was such a formative book.

You’re gonna be alright son.

You're not supposed to say this, but conservatives hate HPV vaccines because they think that removing the risk of cervical cancer from sex incentives women to be sluts. It's been a Christian thing since way before RFK Jr. was around, everybody knows what it's about, but you have to pretend not to.

Nice shirt

Jerry Bruckheimer-ass war

KAT is so tall he's technically a float

Now that troublemaker has nowhere to hide

CEOs are watching their employee morale crater as a result of AI-related layoffs, and their solution is to replace everyone with morale-proof AI

Poison the Swamp

Some movies are classics for a reason. Carol Reed's 1949 thriller “The Third Man,” back in theaters in a new 35mm re-release, is one of them.

It's important to celebrate good news when it comes. I just learned that bats have surprisingly long lifespans

A big day climbing and sketching the Highbridge Water Tower. #urbansketchers

New York City under socialism …

Okay, which SNL host do you think is responsible for the *second* greatest number of deaths?

Larry Ellison has activated the machine

Pokopia

My most extreme position is that the government should seize everything Elon owns through asset forfeiture

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

It's a good thing Trump wasn't there tonight. It might have woken him up

I picked the right 30 seconds to start watching the finals

In order to survive, the Doctor Who franchise must once again lie dormant for decades before being regenerated as a loving but tongue-in-cheek commentary on its previous incarnation

Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.