There are funnier Ice T posts but I always find myself spiritually connected with this one

I was raised by a single mom and a single dad who were married to each other and lived in the same house as me

Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”

BREAKING NEWS In response to the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo, the Republic announces a blockade of Naboo.

jd vance negotiating with Iran

women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?

I used to confuse Swalwell with other bro politicians. But now that he's been revealed as a predator, that's actually not going to help at all.

The nation's fertility rate has plunged to historic lows due to an epidemic of gooning

Be scared now

Found it. Starlog 120 (1987)

News used to be better

Trump has backed down on his threat to obliterate Iran after reading a Gavin Newsom tweet calling him "Diaper-Bombing Donny"

Delta Airlines Raises Fees on Not Flying

I thought I saw Steve Bannon at CVS but I must have been wrong because he didn't go into the fungus aisle

Astronauts are so inspiring. Who doesn't dream of being further away from this place than anyone has ever been?

Beneath the Manhattan Bridge Anchorage. Sketched with @nycurbansketchers 4/4/26. #urbansketchers

When Trump posts a deranged, insulting rant that threatens war crimes, it's treated as a fresh approach from a bold leader. When AOC gave an off-the-cuff answer consistent with decades of sensitive US–Taiwan–China relations, they transcribed ordinary verbal breaks to suggest ignorance and waffling.

Darmok and Jalad! At the Disco

Today I learned I can read German

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

That's why it's utterly critical to make the case that Whiskey Pete is losing the Iran War bc he's a bigot.

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

NJ king

Four frogs. At least three not very happy. As studied by Jacques de Gheyn, d. OTD 1629.

Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast is 24 🥳 Bespin room, art by Jeffrey Moy:

The police are overfunded almost everywhere and some level of defunding would be sane fiscal management, not radical leftism

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

Eczema is the coolest word because you think it's going to be spelled with an X but it's actually spelled with a Z. Also it describes something very cool

The details here are pretty bad. Hegesth personally intervened after the military officers in charge refused to block the promotion. The officer was told "President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events" by Hegseth's Chief of Staff.

The Empire Strikes Back (1980): Battle of Hoth, art by Joe Johnston At first glance, I always get the impression that they're dogs cuddling or fighting - depending on my mood 😂

Newsom is on a mission to prove that the GOP doesn't have a monopoly on being a lowlife

The last website on the internet. 🙏

You can love Bill Maher or hate him, but you have to admit he's miserably unfunny

The first rule of art: Always Draw Ivy

Our kids will learn valuable skills by transcribing their ChatGPT essays in cursive

The Jetsons lied to us

He should have spent the rest of his life in prison and the reason he isn't is bc John Roberts personally intervened to prevent that

Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art

There's no point to throwing Stephen Miller under the bus. He lives there.

OK Sora was a bubble but the rest are transformative paradigm shifts we swear

An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it. From the Penn student paper: www.thedp.com/article/2026...

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

30 years ago today, Troy McClure starred in the musical “Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!” #TheSimpsons episode “A Fish Called Selma” first aired March 24, 1996.

Columbus Circle #urbansketchers

Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.

Do you feel the need for Eid???

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it