2026 basically

Youtube and X down today? Getting so a guy has to leave the house to get radicalized these days.

Presidents Day is about two presidents. We're leaving even the other six good ones out of it.

I love swimming in the ocean. You can taste every fish that's ever died

Fort Amsterdam, Sint Maarten #urbansketchers

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

Hotel designers love filling the room with extremely bright blinking lights you can't turn off

"Let's play The Price Is Right!"

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Elon Musk has the power to break empires and burn down the world but he can't make people want to hang out with him

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

"for much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States"

I kicked off Black History Month in Corona at the home of Louis Armstrong, who lived in our city for more than 30 years. Walking through his house and hearing how much New York meant to him was a powerful reminder of what this city owes to Black artists and culture.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784

Way too much fucking with the format on this traitors season

Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.

every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar

On the one hand, our old status quo of "decorum" and "norms" was a smokescreen to cover systemic injustic and corruption. But I still long to return a time where saying anything like this is career suicide.

Stony silence is my love language

A few hours ago the msm unquestioningly repeated the White House spin that Trump had changed his “tone.”

9 city prosecutors band together to bring charges against federal officers. Called Fight Against Federal Overreach, or FAFO, which NYT says is a "slang term for negative consequences." www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Homan will calm tensions by stumbling around the city in a sauced-up W.C. Fields-style comedy routine

this class just found out they're going to see Melania 🥹

we’re right about ai too

Sketching in the mall, Flushing NY #urbansketchers

Big tech and the government have all of our data and the tools to instantly flood all channels with AI-powered lies about any one of us at a moment's notice

On tonight’s White House agenda: Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports. Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.

Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans. Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror. Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.

You know it's cold when you reach that weird part of the negative scale where there's no difference between F and C

Water fountains shouldn't shut off in the winter. They should shoot a chunk of ice right down your throat

Perfect

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

I named my fists Lennon and McCartney because they're gonna leave your face in a jar by the door

CELEBRITY SIGHTING! Quentin Tarantino walking around Rock & Roll Ralphs making the squeezy motion and saying "feet feet feet"

My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.

Career prosecutors quit the justice department because they refused to smear this woman. @cnn.com does it for free.

TRY AGAIN, ALGORITHM

Please stop and read this statement from Renee Good's wife.

We literally don’t need ICE for anything

the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs

Whether it's conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head or Honda-driving women making conservative men with guns feel scared, both sides share blame for conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head.

Make it viral.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Walz: "Do you have no decency? We have someone dead in their car for no reason whatsoever. I don't want to be right about this, but I said if they do this they're gonna create a chaotic situation where someone innocent is gonna get killed. And they did it."

Every country needs to be following Finland's lead here. Media literary skills are going to be crucially important in the age of AI, where knowing what's real and what's not is going to be increasingly difficult apnews.com/article/fake...