i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Hi, I'm lightning, lightning, and lightning.

Alright. Got the first toying session of 2026 out of the way. Now to get some real sex in later on...

Hope everyone had a safe New Year. Now go do crime.

theres a recurring newscaster in Gintama, like Kent Brockman on THE SIMPSONS. She's called 結野アナ, "Ketsuno Ana", or "Announcer Ketsuno." only... "ketsuno ana" is a homonym for ケツの穴 ("ketsu no ana"), which means "butthole." How does the dub translate this joke?? by calling her "Maya Sizitzy." 😁😆

There has never been a game that mods have made worse for me XD

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

It's the final #fcf #fatcockfriday of 2025. So here's a few that tell a very simple story. #gay #nsfw

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Merry Christmas! Hopefully it goes well. Take care of yourselves and be happy!

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because he's seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, is-- and always shall be-- your friend.

🎶 On the tenth day of Kinkmas, my Bossdog gave to me, ten bites and scratches~ 🎄🔔🎁

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV. There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.

having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present. 90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass

The 60 Minutes piece on the Trump Administration’s torture prison that Bari Weiss doesn’t want you to see has leaked.

Sigh, got a cold and/or some sinus crud just in time for the holiday. Thankfully came up negative for both COVID and Flu, but it kinda kills my plans for the week.

IMPORTANT A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk. DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!! If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks! BE SAFE!!!

Bungie's Marathon trilogy. NOT, mind you, the shitty extraction shooter they're making with the Marathon name, but the actual trilogy of games that, remastered right with some modern additions and such, would probably all still be GOTY contenders.

Hubby getting details about who pissed me off at work 😂😂😂

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

I have never been more prepared for something in my life.

This is honestly powerful propaganda for the “Become Rat 2026” movement.

I really want to stop having that dream where I'm on the way to the airport for international travel and realize I forgot to get my passport. Dream me literally said to my dream partner, "We did that thing I always do in my dreams. I mean, this IS a dream, but still..."

Twas the #fcf before Christmas, And there in my hand Was something for #fatcockfriday To enjoy 'cross the land

Get in the damn Eva, Shinji, it's coming!

I don't want to hear anyone talk about how we should be more respectful to Charlie Kirk when the president of all people is posting things like this

Came, came, cuddled.

Banger night at @foxtrotclub.bsky.social New venue is great and the vibes were epic Can't wait for February!

Spent the last weekend replaying the Final Fantasy Legend series from gameboy (SaGa series)...I like to play it in winter. It reminds me of my dad taking me to get the first game when he was alive the day after Christmas, and the 2nd game was a cathartic comfort to have after he died.

Finally rounded up a group of furries and saw Zootopia tonight, and managed to avoid any spoilers somehow! Fun movie, did enjoy.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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After months of stress, my (hopefully final) hospital bill is paid off. Now to literally pinch every penny for a few months while I recover from that >< I knew I should've started up one of them onlyfans things when it was just taking off. I could've had 5 or 6 extra dollars by now!

dream big! illustration comm for @leonsmithie.bsky.social 🐀🎸 #furry #furryart

so insanely fucking real for this

We’re just innocent men

if you give a mouse a cookie

My YouTube recap showing how much @jeremydooley.bsky.social I watch each week. Thanks for all the laughs, Jeremy!

tis the season

Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season. Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok