Weighted blankets are not enough. I need to be cuddle crushed by a bf bigger than me.

ourgh me jumpers dont fit

oh waiter! more sweaty wolf man tailhole please!

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

this would fix me

got my car serviced today 🚗💨

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

this is literally never not accurate

it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao

Both parties actively endorsed Andrew Cuomo and he STILL couldn't beat a vocally pro-Palestine, pro-trans, socialist, Muslim immigrant. The vindication I feel IS a part of that obvs coz I'm a petty little cunt. But I mostly feel intense joy and relief that another way has been shown to be possible.

Thinking back to the time at 24 when I was on a 3am 7/11 run and some dude hanging around outside asked me if I "Wanted any tea" and I completely deadpan replied that I only drank coffee but thanks anyway It took me until I was 27 to realize he meant "T", like... Meth. Fuck sake

Never forget The onion has possibly never been more real than this

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.

Every time one of these mass murderers dies without having faced any consequence for the massacres they ordered, the lives they destroyed, the societies they razed to the ground… I realize how far we are from a world with justice. Rest in hell Dick Cheney. Your legacy is death.

meanwhile the words: "Every time one of these murderers dies w/o having faced consequences for the massacres they ordered, the lives they destroyed, the societies they razed to the ground I realize how far we are from a world with justice. Rest in hell Dick Cheney. Your legacy is death." 🔥🔥🔥

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WIP! I really liked a photo that @lilsnowcat.bsky.social took of me people-watching in suit at the MD Renaissance Festival. I got inspired to draw it! :3

The only thing controversial about this post is the lack of an Oxford comma after 'imprisoned'.

Rainy Halloween 🎃 #furryart #furryanimation #furry

fuck gen-AI

Anyone else main Angel Dust on Deadlock or is it just me?

it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it

underdog implies the overcat

HOW TO RIZZ UP A DILF This has a 999% chances of success btw Featuring @hexedcoin.bsky.social & @repzz.bsky.social

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

at the photobooth!!! ⭐️

No Kings protest on Berkeley campus rn.

Do good for others

The whitewashing begins, I actually think a big driver for this ‘peace’ deal was to protect Israel from total ostracisation on the global stage, they should still be punished and made to account for their genocide

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new coworker

Keep furry freaky

As a protest optics nerd love about the inflatables is how much they visually disrupt and pull focus from the fascist shock imagery Noem & Miller are trying to create. So many of these photos now look like the world's silliest dance party, backgrounded by a bunch of guys in uniform looking awkward

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it? Chiitan forever

Neeeeeeeeed a deadlock commission. Can't decide what character I want my sona done as, though. Haze? Pocket? Lady Geist? Maybe a partner piece with @aortae.bsky.social as Ivy

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

im so fucking gay holy shit

Despite the constant ads I've still never met someone who engages with DraftKings or FanDuel and for that I am blessed

I still miss Panera's charged lemonades so fucking bad man

to all the girls, gays, faes, theys, & our friends: the vibes are rancid online right now. this is a discourse storm. there is a way out, but it won’t happen tonight. do not block or argue with anyone tonight. if you are stressed, log off & watch a comfort film. we are going to win. 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏳️‍⚧️

"I thought you were the party of peace?? 😭😭😭"