Despite the constant ads I've still never met someone who engages with DraftKings or FanDuel and for that I am blessed

I still miss Panera's charged lemonades so fucking bad man

to all the girls, gays, faes, theys, & our friends: the vibes are rancid online right now. this is a discourse storm. there is a way out, but it won’t happen tonight. do not block or argue with anyone tonight. if you are stressed, log off & watch a comfort film. we are going to win. 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏳️‍⚧️

"I thought you were the party of peace?? 😭😭😭"

Correct response

sneet snart

Baking Day☀️ For @lukeyfur.bsky.social!

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

[SNOWMAXXING] - SNOW FINALLY MAXES HIS RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT!! - [OSRS] SNOW IS GONNA DO IT twitch.tv/dither

AAAAAAAAAAAAAANCJSJFJFNFKMFMVJGK AFTER 20 YEARS I'M FINALLY MAXING MY RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT!!! IM TAKING OVER DITHER'S TWITCH STREAM FOR MY RUNESCAPE PARTY TONIGHT 9/26 STREAM STARTS 8PM, MAXING AROUND 9-10PM SEE U NERDS THERE IGN: "Snow the Mew" twitch.tv/dither

you spin me round

fuck censorship and free Palestine 🐾⭐️🇵🇸🤬💥‼️

boysmell

why is it monday

baggy

If you are one of the almost 100 Dems who voted to honor the guy who said the Civil Rights Act was a huge mistake, don’t bother asking Black people to vote for you, donate to you or canvass for you next year. Don’t bother. Please. And don’t be shocked if you get a primary opponent.

Partake in the joy of creation

if you're not frotting with me, you're frotting against me

Too silly

All my everything else ➡️ the.choco.one ⬅️ It's where I've been, always have been, and always will At least I'm prepared for this shit, but I hate having to be. Let me know if you have trouble following my Masto, I'm on a very permissive instance that people dislike, so I won't know unless you say.

"the bad bitches i pulled by being autistic" and its my plushie hoard

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

I can't order Runescape merch for my OSRS Max party next week because the new tariffs are fucking with shipping from the UK Guys, were... were the tariffs actually a mistake?

This is why I absolutely LOVE the whole "Do not obey in advance" rhetoric. You want me to stop being visibly queer in public? You'll have to fucking make me.

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law. they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence. the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear. do not offer it to them.

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

Pride month or not, stay strong everyone, and may you thrive all year round 🏳‍🌈

tumy hurt :c

Leftists: "Human rights and the government serving the people is good actually." Rightoids: "I want to build a totalitarian ethnostate that makes genocide an institutional cornerstone of it's existence." Centrists: "ThEy ArE bOtH bAd."

While shitposting about his death has been fun, I've decided to block CK's name and other associated keywords from my feed. I refuse to let him and his fashy ilk take up any more of my mental energy. I'm glad he's dead. Rest in piss.

The best post about Charlie Kirk happened about half an hour after he was shot and none of us can do anything but aspire.

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies" Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

I am deeply worried about who this will be weaponized against and how they will be harmed.

okay this seems like a good moment for this: do you guys think video games are art

be very careful about what you post online

Relevant.

charlie cuck

god this fucking rulez