(mtg talk) im so glad i came up with my jund lizards + Point the Way deck back in aetherdrift. and even more glad i stopped playing long enough to come back to two new landfall burn creatures, a landfall doubler, and stomping grounds. what a feast

it never isn't funny

i reported a ebay listing of a fake pokemon card for $45 from a burner account as counterfeit (the card isnt textured in the photo like it should be, and the seller has 0 rating with this as their only listing) and ebay's response was this what is even the point lol

ガラガラ(アローラのすがた) #ちびかわポケ

Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.

one of my mtg pet peeves are those cards that are like: "Whenever you [do the thing], get [unique reward for that thing]" and then right at the end they tack on "when you [do the thing an arbitrary number of times], set each opponent's life to 0" with no alternative that DOESNT set off ppls alarms

i wish more ppl in political debate spaces would point out that being unhappy with america ISN'T inherently anti-american the waters get muddied so much by patriotism causing knee-jerk bad faith/othering/ad hominem, when the thing they have IN COMMON is wanting the country they live in to be better

my mtg commander hot take/deckbuilding sin is: 1 mana basic land search spells with a second "choose one" option (like Traverse the Ulvenwald/Thirsting Roots/Dig Up) can be included in your land slots as a modal double-faced tapland Khalni Ambush is just instant speed Bushwhack for 2 more mana 🤷

*activates your ASMR or misophonia*

getting bummed out again about how none of nashi's cards seemed to really... understand the assignment. that boy kitbashes drones out of radioshack dumpster parts and none of his cards care about artifacts. he is the most "artifacts from graveyard" guy and they made him a WIZARD instead of artificer

few days ago i had a marble ribals game where i was gettin my ass beat as my lord portrait mantis so i switched to ultron who im much less comfortable with. anxiously sweating the whole time playing corners etc to not die to hawkeye i lost that game and enemy hawkeye still called my ultron a smurf?

happy birthday undertale!

now that's just rude

what do you MEAN my mental health is a lot better and i have less brain static when i remember to turn on my rain + thunder ambient noise????

my EDH proclivities towards making silly rube goldberg machines and building around multiple cards with a similar effect, have yet again led me to accidentally discovering an infinite combo while playtesting a new deck idea

"i can't wait for more bloomburrow cards!" a finger on the monkey's paw curls as multiple spider-man cards get bloomburrow versions in MTG arena only

saw bad guys 2 last night and the raven made me slightly more bi and slightly less binary

i was afk a lot these past couple days and replying to each birthday message would be overwhelming but i read them all...! thank you so much everyone!!

i wanted to finish and post this before it stopped being my birthday but i was out of the house for most of it... oh well! ding! --- #buyoart

I’m level 31 now what move do I learn

if wotc isnt going to make this card i'll do it myself #mtg

it has been as many years since pokemon ORAS's release as there were between ORAS and ruby/sapphire's english release

hey, sorry i ran away earlier. while i was in the middle of talking, your name and health bar turned from green to red and i automatically went into combat and didn't have autoattack turned off anyway, as i was saying

i may or may not have a minor addiction to the sugar free peach monsters

man there really is just an egyptian god named Θώθ huh...

i wanted to draw tonight but i burnt my thumb trying to light a candle because i thought i was being frugal getting a shitty small lighter instead of one of the long ones for $4 more

oh no... week two of replacing cow's milk in my coffee/cereal/drinks with oat milk and i think my body might be feeling better on average i really am 30 🦡💫

the pokemon company doesn't realize that by not hiring chunsoft to make a new mystery dungeon game, they're missing out on like 1 trillion dollars for this reason alone --- #buyoart #pokemon #pmd #PokemonMysteryDungeon #MysteryDungeon

the pokemon company doesn't realize that by not hiring chunsoft to make a new mystery dungeon game, they're missing out on like 1 trillion dollars for this reason alone --- #buyoart #pokemon #pmd #PokemonMysteryDungeon #MysteryDungeon

here's the full artwork of the badges without the frames! i love the frames but there's nothing quite like the full unobstructed piece --- #buyoart #pmd #pokemon #krokorok #umbreon #mienshao #linoone

hey traditional artists im tired of sketchbooks with really toothy paper bc i use mechanical pencil and they snap my lead and smudge like a motherfucker if i wanna get a sketchbook online, what should i look for to get smoother grain? does the lb/gsm have anything to do with that?

sometimes i just pet my tablet screen... the etched glass texture is so satisfyingly soft??

- Check out my mug! Pretty handsome, right? What's that? Fatal error? Kernel panic? Oh, they're just songs you can unlock if you do well enough. Don't worry about it~ + (art by @buyo.bsky.social!)

leaves fried tofu out for all my fox followers

look at how fucking cool this icon is holky shit 🎨: buyo.bsky.social of course

Someone on Tumblr asked what sharkfolk skeletons might look like. I imagine they have a unique adaptation to living on land and in the sea, perhaps similar to amphibians: a hybrid skeleton of bone and cartilage. 🦴🦈🦴 #shark #sharkfolk

A picnic team commission

how to have "rizz" while neurodivergent: 1. show passion in a thing u love 2. have a special interest in wordplay & comedic timing so ur reflexive vocal stim happens in the form of joke 3. pretend u dont have social anxiety. if u embarrass urself, envision urself as a bumbling animal & laugh it off

i love the fakemon scene, it's my stomping grounds, but its so funny how sometimes you'll come across like, the most breathtaking design of a forest spirit fakemon done in immaculate sugimori artstyle and its name is Foreskin (forest + kin)

the punchline to this is i pulled my third full art umbreon while in his kitchen a couple days ago

transphobic comedian armed with only a dwindling bottle of jack daniels finds themself at a fateful crossroads when they realize their "the ladies doth progest too much, methinks" joke needs to acknowledge that they're women for the wordplay to function

ref sheet for... the bat!!! behold!!! @batend.bsky.social --- #buyoart

how it feels to accept a party invite into a raid group to fill in for a missing person and your friend is the only person there you recognize

imagine, if you will getting a brand new pokemon game after years of waiting, and you go into the pokemon center for the first time, and this is the music that plays --- #buyotunes

Rocco the part-time party werewolf

Got an amazing icon set from @buyo.bsky.social! It's of my tiger with the original 8-color Gilbert Baker pride flag. June may be over but Pride is forever :3 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

fun fact: i got to see internet friends for the first time at my very first furry con in 2012 and i could only afford it because a song i made got picked for a homestuck album homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/pink-c...

there's a parallel universe where the D&D 5e craze and the golden age of Homestuck RP overlapped instead of being staggered by a couple years and it's kind of terrifying to think about

4 years ago after not listening to garbage for almost a decade i was going to show some of their songs to a friend and learned they put out an album full of bangers like a month earlier today i was telling a friend that story and found out last month they put out ANOTHER album full of bangers

i yearn for the mines* (*short for ermines)