***SPECIAL GUEST*** Aaaaaaaaaaaaa- It's fine. Ignore the sudden lack of Terra. He's fine. We're back at the beginning. ***SPECIAL GUEST*** Prof Jimbles plays Birth By Sleep Final Mix: Episode 4: Which Spiky Haired Boy is this!? twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

Jimbles jumps onto Tyranny and reads a Lot of Text. What else am I for, other than the sultry tone of voice reading... filthy... filthy things... Prof_Jimbles plays Tyranny - Ep 3: A Scholar, a Sociopath, a Soldier and The Fatebinder enter a well... - twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

CES is never what I'd call "good" but it is always one of my favorite weeks of the year, and I owe that to @edzitron.com and @hungrybowtie.bsky.social among others.

Here’s the pitch: first we fill your inbox full of crap. Then, we hide most of that crap.

i would like to formally apologize to all Better Offline listeners for saying that Kyle Katarn was in the N64 game Shadows of the Empire rather than the heroic Dash Rendar. We regret the error

important message to all bluesky users

my beloved followers love making actionable threats in my replies

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

FFXII? Let's finish this. (I don't think I'll finish this tonight.) We can do it! (I do not think I can do it.) Prof Jimbles plays Final Fantasy XII Episode 12: WE'RE GOIN' UP UP UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

Say “Sprite with ice” for Ed and his guests? Sure, I say much dumber things into a microphone twice a damned week.

Ugly Retro Girls Play Pretty Modern Games is streaming now. Join us as we smash everything with a hammer in Blue Prince at www.twitch.tv/UglyRetroGir...

I’ve had porn deepfakes made of me since long before genAI existed, and am (sadly) very unphased by it at this point, but I do strongly agree with this sentiment. These men don’t do it to jerk off to - they do it as a means of ‘digital rape’. If anything, they jerk off to knowing you don’t consent.

Like I always say, I benefit greatly from the bar for men being on the ground. Step over it with basic respect for someone and I’m suddenly in the top half of men they’ve had show sexual interest.

Yes, it is true. Many of us return to work tomorrow. Take the worry off your mind with... UNREASONABLE DEMANDS FROM YOUR (videogame) BOSS!? Prof_Jimbles plays Tyranny - Ep 2: The Language of Power - Twitch.tv/Prof_jimbles

For the LOVE of GOD. "Sound when minimized" option. For every game in the world. PLEASE.

We hit a big milestone last Wednesday! www.twitch.tv/videos/26590...

It's now officially 2026, so in honor of the death of 2025 here's our annual list of some cool (new to me) horror (mostly) reading that we did this year. I'm always behind the curve, so most of these books didn't actually debut in 2025, but... well, you get the idea.

This was a pretty good one

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Jimbles is finishing Bloodlines 2 TONIGHT! Tune in while you wait for the fireworks to start. Prof_Jimbles plays Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 - Ep 11: Night Eternal over Seattle - twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

THREE HOURS OF DEUS EX ANALYSIS BY SMART PERSON youtu.be/uOrVZ12Dll4 YAAAAAAY

@moochava.bsky.social - Book of Hungry Names recommended as “Incredible” on Writing Excuses. Grats!

That’s embarrassing.

Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"

While arranging a hookup: “my last quarterly test came back clear, so we’re good.” “You haven’t been to any parties lately though?” “… yeah; but if I get tested regularly I don’t have to RUSH to get one done before I carry you to bed.” Calendar stuff sucks. Do less of it with repeating appts.

still looking! especially curious in Scottish and Welsh perspectives

Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩 Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot

Writers posting "i only use AI for brainstorming/editing/research/etc so it's actually okay when I do it!!" LMAO why are you confessing crimes? That's literally how you get caught!

Really funny to me that Jake Paul got his clocked clean exactly one year after @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social's breakdown of his whole boxing racket. youtu.be/ktLaMInfono

Argh you blasted thing it didn’t TAG @theleonamaple.bsky.social ! SHE WAS THE GUEST!

*** SPECIAL GUEST*** Jimbles has been very effectively convinced to give one more spin of the Chaos Wheel! *** SPECIAL GUEST*** Prof Jimbles Presents: SPECIAL FESTIVE CHAOS WHEEL! Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

***SPECIAL GUEST*** Sam returns! We missed her AND Kingdom Hearts. Welcome back everyone. ***SPECIAL GUEST*** Prof Jimbles plays Birth By Sleep Final Mix: Episode 3: Where were we? - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

Get that owl’s ass

OH YOU THOUGHT YOU BEAT ME, FFXII? No, Jimbles can win through DETERMINATION Prof Jimbles plays Final Fantasy XII Episode 11: GRINDING. COMPLETE. - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

Literally no game is going to be everything you want - let alone everything everyone wants. Bloodlines 2 - or whatever it should have been titled - is excellent.

Awesome, keep the pressure up. Once it’s so desperately unprofitable and the idiots trying to convince us it’s not a pile of shit have to admit they’re wrong, then we can have the useless AI buttons crowbarred out.

Gardener*

The fact that lawyers aren't being disbarred for this shit tells you everything you need to know about how professional organizations refuse to properly police themselves.

Dollface, I've got me a belly empty of blood and a mind full of questions. Help me fill one or the other? Prof_Jimbles plays Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 - Ep 7: That Gardner is gonna get PRUNED - twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

Watching it with your beloved wife after your toddler has gone to bed is also pretty tough.

So it’s family movie night and we’re near the end of Fantastic 4 and one of the characters appears to die and I’m all ready to be soothing and comforting like a good parent and that’s when the seven year old shouts “I GUESS NOW THEY’RE THE FANTASTIC THREE!”

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

Yeah eat shit dude.

NO FUCKING SYMPATHY. Sloppers be sloppin' through the slop.

Men will log on and say they are physically superior to all women and that if they could find a way to harm us they would, but blame trans people for that. It's simply acceptable misogyny and it's not even particularly clever or well hidden.

The proportion of female to male dialogue in Final Fantasy. #advx25

Roughly a week until @edzitron.com contacts one or more of the workers/journalists mentioned in this piece and we get to hear the “nobody working on this shit trusts it” truth unfiltered through a corporate structure.

1. Nearly every transgender person walks this earth knowing people like us who are no longer with us. In writing about transgender people every day, I hold in my heart the people who are now our ancestors, and I try to bring their light forward. These are the people I'm remembering today.

Dollface, I've got me a belly empty of blood and a mind full of questions. Help me fill one or the other? Prof_Jimbles plays Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 - Ep 6: That Filing Cabinet wants to get SHUFFLED - twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles