No more His Holiness Nice Pope indeed. Benedict and Francis tried the carrot. Leo is bringing the Chicago baseball bat of loving fraternal correction to the problem now.

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Buy It Nows that Bree keeps dropping $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

auction.romancingthevote.com has your back on this one. go for it.

THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM

WE DID IT! We've raised $100,000 for voting rights, and it hasn't even been a full day. Thank you all so much--now let's see what we can do over the next four days!

Fuck the haters. The new Superman and Supergirl are among the best live action versions of the characters. They get what they’re about.

Authors, do you have a book you want put into audio? This auction may look pricey, but if you look at the cost to make audio with a human narrator (the only kind we recognize), $1000 for a full narrated book is a STEAL. Take a listen to L.W. Salinas and see if she's a fit for your work.

good morning, Team Schism! if you enjoyed this thread, might you also enjoy supporting democracy by making me read JD Vance’s shit-ass book and joining me for a Zoom where I scream about it? $75 live hang with Q&A www.32auctions.com/organization... $25 recording www.32auctions.com/organization...

Every year I set the initial goal at $50,000 in honor of our first year where that was our initial goal. We just blew past it just about one hour in. 💓 We can't wait to see how far we can go this year!!!

BREAKING: Pride Month Extended Indefinitely

For those who are new to our auctions, here's a last minute guide as to how it works. There are two types of items on our auction site. 1. Bidding auctions 2. Buy-it-nows

Melat Kiros defeats U.S. Rep. Diana DeGette in Denver’s Democratic primary

Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Non binary people are non binary. Everyone has the right to be themselves. Everyone deserves a political and judicial system that respects and protects these rights. We need to make that happen.

Our auction is starting again tomorrow, and here’s your reminder for six particular reasons that our FUCK SCOTUS sticker is back, for anyone who needs that, which is a lot of us.

Cape Verde becomes the smallest country in World Cup history to reach the knockout round.

Happy pride to the super bisexuals

Whenever I need to remember to hydrate, I recite the classic rhyme Water before coffee, brings out the notes of toffee Coffee before water, okay look that's fine too just drink the damn water

This one killed me today.

British PM: Vacant James Bond: Vacant Doctor Who: Vacant If the King disappears in the next couple of weeks I think we may sink into the ocean.

Went to the Ren Faire today. And among much else, Robin Hood drafted me (and likely every other person wearing green) as one of his merry men, And we had a mummer's play, where Robin was straight up quoting anti-fascist literature for kids. "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

My archery coach is ordering me a new bow and I have to keep reminding myself that shipping is not instantaneous. 😆 So excited to try it out. Esp since I'm also getting to go up draw weight. Here's hoping my shoulder holds up.

This might be the best reflecting pool meme I have seen...

alright, who did this? #hatm

HELLO, WE HAVE A BOOK OUT TODAY! You can get Daughter of Tides in ebook for just $1.99 today and Prince of Storms for $3.99 and that's a pretty good deal for this much sexy romance about gods & monsters & how people hide many sins under the idea of "inevitable progress" amzn.to/4ot87oy

THIS THIS THIS DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS DO NOT INVITE THEM IN TELL THEM THEY ARE NOT WELCOME

OF COURSE THERE IS A GERMAN WORD FOR WHAT I AM

I’m at dinner and at the next table there is a GIANT white man, literal Viking, possibly 6’7” & 300 pounds of muscle. He’s gently holding hands with his date: a gorgeous Black woman, probably 6’3. It feels like a meeting between otherworldly creatures. The giants have returned and they are in love

Just a thought but if all you want to do is cosplay being a novelist, you don't need AI. Just put on your crappest sweatshirt, make a cup of tea, open Word to a blank page, then go on Bluesky for the rest of the day, and you're sorted.

You fucked up a perfectly good shoulder seam, is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety

Reminder: as ICE just got $70 billion more (fuck ICE), we are still sending out whistles to anyone who wants them. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

Today is the day! God's Own Country is out now! Link is in the comments but I'd like to use this post to thank @wheeltakespod.bsky.social for an amazing blurb. For all you #WheelofTime folks out there, check it out!

The cover version you didnt know you needed...

rip Anthony Stewart Head 😭😭

Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...

"If it's guilt you're looking for, Buffy, I'm not your man. All you will get from me is my support... and my respect."

That's it. Day is over. I need to go watch Buffy and mourn Anthony Head instead. 😭😭

Not to whoop a dead horse's booty, but my publisher tells me we're almost sold out of the first-print run of my book! Down to about 10 copies of the paperback. If you haven't ordered but wanted to, now's your chance! Order options are below! thecrowshoppe.com/products/god...

Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈

Love is love. Pass it on.

"Come check out these rare books!" Me: OKAY!

Alt text: it's a setting in Windows 11 Settings under: "Time & language > Typing > Typing Insights" and it shows as toggled to On. The description below explains that Windows is using artificial intelligence to help you type. I found it by searching "typing insights" in my start menu, personally.

What a man. A dragon-man.

how to turn the AI stuff off: www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

My first Nat Geo exclusive! Meet Tylosaurus rex: a giant Texas sea lizard that's such an impressive predator its discoverers had to name it T.rex, a very cool name that no other animal has ever had

NEW: The Colorado Democratic Party has formally condemned and censured Governor Jared Polis for granting clemency to Tina Peters. Polis is hereby banned from speaking or being honored at party events. 90% of CDP central committee members voted to reprimand Polis.

i gave mine a little hat

partner just saw the final cover for Fortune’s Wake (out in August!) and she said, “that looks like two butches about to get in trouble.” she’s not wrong. preorders are open and there may also be something cough special cough in the works. @grimdarkmagazine.bsky.social