BING BONG

ZOHRAN'S NEW YORK BABY LET'S GO KNICKS

in 15 years, there won't be a GOAT debate, it's just gonna be Wembanyama

Hot girls for Melat, round 2

hairy pits shaved bush call that winnie the pooh

No more dead dolls

Juniper Blessing I am so sorry. Sweet angel you deserved the world

Hot Girls For Melat!!

Idk who lied and said the ladies room smells better than the guys' like the girls are blowing it up

New workout drip courtesy of Denver's own DS of A

Work Dad alerted me to the love bite on my neck... over 3 hours into my shift 😭🔫

I never got to get into Deadlock but I know the character designs are really good and then I see that one of the character artists for the game draws Black Lagoon strapon yuri between Revy and Eda and everything clicks in my head

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

I get more hate from other queers for liking football than I do from other football fans for being queer, so, square that circle

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

I hope the Knicks win a chip, not because I like them, but because it would turn Mamdani's mayorship into legend like nothing else

found a goated youtube stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVb1...

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

they're making up islands on the restaurant bot again

First Monday after the draft so you know what that means: gonna listen to podcasts tell me how good my team did and get mad if they say we did bad

got a girl coming over tonight thinking she's getting laid, no way sister we're watching jermod mccoy game tape

jermod mccoy is such a sick pick. demon spytek let's go

i am so very underwhelmed by treydan stukes

Having one of those weeks that makes you think God wants you dead (remembers the raiders will have one of Denzel Boston, Kayden Mcdonald, and Emmanuel McNeil-Warren available at 36) In dark times, should the stars also go out?

NFL draft is tonight, I am putting up generational phone time at work today

Sport is art. Competition is art. Find something competitive that you love doing. Invest the time and effort it takes to get good at it. Challenge yourself. Take pride in it. Make it great. Make it beautiful

seeing speed racer in imax tonight. gotta figure out a redline double feature sometime

marijooana and heroeen www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-BM...

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

im making scooby doo sandwiches and hotboxing my studio

Explained NIL deals to my communist anti-sportsball friends and now they want to Jan 6 the NCAA

Spent 2 hours on the phone talking NFL draft while my girlfriend sat in bed waiting for me #LockedIn

today is as good a day as any to abandon all your responsibilities and gather a crew to sail the seven seas

Sights I seen on my walk today

Yearly thread of D&D character names, as sourced from the NFL Draft. Starting off strong with Ephesians Prysock, gnomish thief with a sprightly personality

Steve Insky: Gormoz the Destroyer, has descended from his heavenly throne to end the world and recreate it in his own divine image. NPR's Anne Penis has the story, good morning Anne Anne Penis: Good morning Steve.

did the about me

Rocked the house at sapphic arm wrestling last night

Things I saw today while canvassing for @melatkirosco.bsky.social

i've got the itch. i need to play runescape again

Made it past TSA in less than 3 minutes. Denver International is the greatest airport in the world

RE: AOC at the NYCDSA endorsement forum, I think this is a huge win for the party as a whole, and should be a moment of great unity for DSA and the left at large. I think factional infighting at this point is deeply unserious, and I think less of any organizer trying to score points right now

Happy transgender day of visibility! I'm Venmo requesting every cis person in my phone

Not my oldest bestest friend from the fucking second grade transitioning

I want Gyro Zeppeli carnally

I want Gyro Zeppeli carnally

to be clear: the reason Yggy and the gang keep writing their "hurry up and abandon trans rights already" op-eds is because elected Democrats generally have not done so

Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?” PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.” Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?” PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”