the mac n cheese and the apple crumble in the fridge getting ready for a back-to-back performance tonight

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1974

my tinfoil hat theory: he's coming home

My name is Mr Blowback. You may have heard of me

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Eating spare ribs with nonbinary bear trade

Absolutely crushed at Thanksgiving. Sat in the middle of the table and held court like a monarch. Deftly retired to a side room within 30 minutes of the end of dinner, left about 30 minutes after that. A+ effort and execution, can't wait for next year

meeting the whole polycule today, first time I've done this, my understanding is I should beat up the leader to establish dominance?

Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack

Giving this girl the ick with a failed riff while on hour 6 of an 8 hour drive to see her, I'm pioneering new frontiers of fumbling

The best pie is chicken pot, I will die on this hill

Certified ball knower

Kansas, I am inside you

"Disco elysium fans are elitist" well its because they have elite taste

Driving 8 hours to spend Thanksgiving with a bunch of people I barely know. Let's hope they like banana bread

Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.

"post-liberal" leftism cannot position itself as against or counter liberalism (for this is the path to reactionaryism). it must position itself as the inheritor of liberalism, as a movement that seeks to resolve the contradictions of liberalism, to ensure it fulfills its promise of universal rights

Electricity is in the air. The heavens punish us.

do you think they explored each other's bodies

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.

Bros

i think the metric by which your org should be judged rn is "what have you done/what are you doing for Palestine" and by that metric every so-called socialist country outside of Cuba has fallen far short

workers should democratically control the means of production and the halls of political power

i've been taking adderall since i was 5. any day that i snuck away from taking it i would inevitably get sent to the principal's office for something. this is a wonder drug that keeps adhd children from abject misery. adhd therapy will never come close to the effectiveness of adhd medication

This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid

so this was a poorly disguised fetish thing, right?

Glad that winemom libs are coming around on the idea of putting republicans in gulags. solid development. wish they had been on board sooner

Actually resistance libs were wrong about the single most important thing: how to win

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

That's me in the Discord That's me in the Slack Post Spreading misinformation And facts I didn't, care to check

Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror

Tonight is a great night to fire Chip Kelly

At the most Mexican place on Earth, the Raiders-Cowboys tailgate 🇲🇽

we are tanking for mendoza. first overall or nothing. keep the faith, patriots in control

sure am glad raiders are playing veterans on the OL so we don't have to watch rookies stink it up, that would be terrible

Prediction for tonight

what if the grinch did bong rips? *pulling off your headphones to make sure you heard* hey what if the grinch did bong rips?

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

when the dsa meeting icebreaker asks for a hot take and nobody vibes with your truth nuke

I have some great news about this guy

it's fucked up that the skyscrapers in new york don't connect to each other via skybridges, right? there should be skybridges here

The throughline from the Epstein story to Trump's gradual decline as a political figure is one of class. It has a hook in the public's imagination not only because it's salacious but because it's about wealthy men abusing teenage runaways and that rhymes with people's own resentment towards the 1%

might just watch all of One Battle After Another again via social media clips

i truly believe gender has zero biological basis and is entirely the product of social engineering. the entire institution will eventually wither away

They rounded a bunch of random Venezuelans with tats and pretended they were in tren de aragua, then started blowing up random Venezuelan boats they claim “carried drugs,” in order to slowly groom their base into supporting a full ground war on Venezuela that was always about oil

internet is crazy

The president rapes children and we still gotta go to work tomorrow