*seductively leaning over you* mmm, you smell like lard

Nine years ago today I met Dr G for the first time. Guardian Soul Mates (rip) ftw

Dr G has been doing a ceramics class for the last few months. Last week she brought home this amazing model of Luca.

Flawless sequence of events, perfect sport

Say iconic again, I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker!

A fitting tribute and it’s also very funny too! Great stuff.

Fidèle, everyone...

Goatse style

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m... What a life. Lovely stuff.

Scott Mills, the host of the RADIO 2 breakfast show just said “If you were around in the naughties…” Talk about knowing your audience.

A game. Yr pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote Which picture are you submitting

Bought a secondhand Hairy Bikers book a while ago, just picked it up for the first time to look for a stew recipe and found this inside.

Sunday

20 minutes! youtu.be/qU07-6AMUpk?.... 🎯

There’s a fried egg in my jelly babies

Thanks to @vennart666.bsky.social for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler

How’s your day going?

Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.

I was wondering what had become of Rangers and Wales winger Rabbi Matondo and learned he was loaned to Hannover 96 in the German Bundesliga 2 last season. And from that, I learned that Hannover 96's head coach has a name which is probably a niche category on Pornhub. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christi...

German primary school kids perform Kraftwerk while dressed as robots. As good as it sounds

Ep 74. We've sent Gareth @justplayed.bsky.social out on interview duty for Lazarus The Second Coming of Bowie... We've a heap of vinyl stupidity. News...a city report and a David Bowie quiz involving a saucepan. Episode pod.link/1456163688 Support the show. ko-fi.com/webuyrecords

Lads, I think I’m rich…

Watch with sound on

We live by the sea. My son went to university in Birmingham and found it really disorienting to not know where the sea was.

One of the first records we had in the house when I was a kid in the early 70s. Taught me everything I needed to know about pop from the 50s and 60s

Probably my favourite Manics album

You know what they say about the Winter Olympics: you snood, you luge

I’ve hit pay dirt lads.

At first glance I thought that was a donkey

Bloody hell #TheFootball

Finally able to eat properly again after yesterday’s dentist trip.

Love these pics from Uganda (Jinja district), where groups of women have embraced cricket as a way to stay physically active and socially connected later in life. 📸 Luis Tato

Say what ya want about Patricia Highsmith but she’s got the most badass Wikipedia profile pic

Socks

📸 Patrícia de Melo Moreira

Sunday morning post dog walk wind down music.

Friends fear he’s been buying second hand cds on the internet again.

Eurythmics The Selecter The Pretenders Alison Moyet The Heart Throbs

Chippy tea? Oh go on then…

“Length woven thin, cool, for “hip” garment (9).”

not watching it don’t care about anything he says hope he falls out of a hot air balloon and lands anus first on a church spire x

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

Northern lights ("Polarlichter" in German) seen in 🇩🇪 this week.

YEHVANN DIOUF IS A HERO 👏 Senegal's reserve goalkeeper worked tirelessly to protect teammate Edouard Mendy's towel in the pouring rain, after it was repeatedly stolen during the AFCON final. An unused substitute has never deserved a winners' medal more 🇸🇳

Just spent two and a half hours cleaning the oven, in case you were doubting my bad boy credentials.