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I walk Luca in the Country Park and he will regularly find something, usually a ball, hidden in the long grass or the gorse and brambles. Today he hit pay dirt with a Kong frisbee in the brambles on the East Hill. He is so happy.
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sweetie π
3 days ago
*seductively leaning over you* mmm, you smell like lard
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Nine years ago today I met Dr G for the first time. Guardian Soul Mates (rip) ftw
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Dr G has been doing a ceramics class for the last few months. Last week she brought home this amazing model of Luca.
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John Muller
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Flawless sequence of events, perfect sport
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#TheFootball
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Say iconic again, I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker!
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Steve
7 days ago
A fitting tribute and it’s also very funny too! Great stuff.
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#TheFootball
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Horizontalsrich
8 days ago
Fidèle, everyone...
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Goatse style
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www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...
What a life. Lovely stuff.
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The unbelievable life of Leo Sayer! The songs, the sex, being swindled – and a spooky phone call from Elvis
He lit up the 1970s with a string of hits, before falling out of the public eye. But was any man ever more connected? He discusses extraordinary encounters with Muhammad Ali and Keith Moon – and why h...
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/mar/12/unbelievable-life-leo-sayer-interview-songs-sex-swindled-spooky-phone-call-elvis?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Scott Mills, the host of the RADIO 2 breakfast show just said “If you were around in the naughties…” Talk about knowing your audience.
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A game. Yr pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote Which picture are you submitting
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Mark
15 days ago
Bought a secondhand Hairy Bikers book a while ago, just picked it up for the first time to look for a stew recipe and found this inside.
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚
17 days ago
Sunday
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Harold Lepidus
18 days ago
20 minutes!
youtu.be/qU07-6AMUpk?...
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Pete Townshend Takes The Colbert Questionert
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
https://youtu.be/qU07-6AMUpk?si=3RKq_jp86euFmTCR
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There’s a fried egg in my jelly babies
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Rhodri Marsden
19 days ago
Thanks to
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for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler
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How’s your day going?
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🕹️ Davey Sloan 👾
21 days ago
Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.
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Simon Price
30 days ago
I was wondering what had become of Rangers and Wales winger Rabbi Matondo and learned he was loaned to Hannover 96 in the German Bundesliga 2 last season. And from that, I learned that Hannover 96's head coach has a name which is probably a niche category on Pornhub.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christi...
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Christian Titz - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Titz
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Andy Mackenzie
about 1 month ago
German primary school kids perform Kraftwerk while dressed as robots. As good as it sounds
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Kraftwerk - Roboter - Lemmchen Grundschule
YouTube video by Lars Reimers
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WH-ycguHLBU&feature=shared
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David Squires on … Jim Ratcliffe’s comments and his need for some home truths
Our cartoonist reflects on the Manchester United co-owner’s recent statements and electioneering, via the prism of Cracker’s DCI Bilborough
https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2026/feb/17/david-squires-on-jim-ratcliffe-manchester-united?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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We Buy Records Podcast
about 1 month ago
Ep 74. We've sent Gareth
@justplayed.bsky.social
out on interview duty for Lazarus The Second Coming of Bowie... We've a heap of vinyl stupidity. News...a city report and a David Bowie quiz involving a saucepan. Episode
pod.link/1456163688
Support the show.
ko-fi.com/webuyrecords
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Lads, I think I’m rich…
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Razzball
about 1 month ago
Watch with sound on
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We live by the sea. My son went to university in Birmingham and found it really disorienting to not know where the sea was.
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One of the first records we had in the house when I was a kid in the early 70s. Taught me everything I needed to know about pop from the 50s and 60s
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Probably my favourite Manics album
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David O’Doherty
about 1 month ago
You know what they say about the Winter Olympics: you snood, you luge
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I’ve hit pay dirt lads.
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At first glance I thought that was a donkey
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Bloody hell
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Finally able to eat properly again after yesterday’s dentist trip.
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James Dart
about 2 months ago
Love these pics from Uganda (Jinja district), where groups of women have embraced cricket as a way to stay physically active and socially connected later in life. 📸 Luis Tato
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Monkey
about 2 months ago
Say what ya want about Patricia Highsmith but she’s got the most badass Wikipedia profile pic
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Socks
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James Dart
about 2 months ago
📸 Patrícia de Melo Moreira
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Sunday morning post dog walk wind down music.
about 2 months ago
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Friends fear he’s been buying second hand cds on the internet again.
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Eurythmics The Selecter The Pretenders Alison Moyet The Heart Throbs
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Chippy tea? Oh go on then…
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“Length woven thin, cool, for “hip” garment (9).”
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three steaks pam
2 months ago
not watching it don’t care about anything he says hope he falls out of a hot air balloon and lands anus first on a church spire x
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ℳatt
2 months ago
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
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German Embassy London
2 months ago
Northern lights ("Polarlichter" in German) seen in 🇩🇪 this week.
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Men in Blazers Media Network
2 months ago
YEHVANN DIOUF IS A HERO 👏 Senegal's reserve goalkeeper worked tirelessly to protect teammate Edouard Mendy's towel in the pouring rain, after it was repeatedly stolen during the AFCON final. An unused substitute has never deserved a winners' medal more 🇸🇳
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Just spent two and a half hours cleaning the oven, in case you were doubting my bad boy credentials.
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