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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

I just turned down the offer of a mince pie.

The triptan has worked but I'm now left with a void where my brain used to be.

I have a migraine. I've had a migraine all night, I've even dreamt about it. I also dreamed, I took a triptan in the night for it. So when 8 woke this morning the migraine is still there and I was left wondering if I'd taken anything for it. I hadn't of course. It's going to be a long day.

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Um 🙀🐾🐈

Wonderful news today, went to my home Chapel for the carol service which I thought was going to be the last. But it looks like the Chapel isn't going to close for a while yet. So there's a chance of another Christmas service next year. I'll take that as a Christmas present.

What I'm actually doing when I said that I was too busy to go to the work Christmas party.

I still don't know why this wasn't a comedy... I hate it to this day for not being one.

SO TRUE 👇👇

Chores done for the day (well apart from making tea). So it's time for a hot vimto and mulled wine. #Christmas

Time for bed.

You saved up the Christmas song for Cliff Richard.... #totp

Wet Wet Wet... I want Snow snow snow. Bloody global warming in 1988... #totp

At least put some holly in your hat. #totp

Well I'd kill for some Slade or Wham right now... #totp

Somebody isn't even bothering to mime! #totp

Yaz.. you were supposed to say 'Happy Christmas Yaz'.. #totp

Enya... you need a santa hat love. #totp

Belinda... now there's a Christmas Cracker! #totp

Ah yes... another Christmas banger... Pet Shop Boys... always on my mind (jingle jingle). #totp

Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar, window 11 ‘Mam Tor’ Artist: SR Badmin

I said it last week... I'll say it again. Get back to you battleship barrel Cher! #totp

Play Sheryl! #totp

Dear Madonna... well... goodbye then.. #totp

It seems there are penguins moving into my local woods for the winter.

Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar, window 12 ‘December’ Artist: Ronald Lampitt

With the help of a £8 new battery and Calibre software, I've resurrected this old Kindle reader. I still think it's one of the best they ever produced. I'll just side load on it as I try not to buy stuff off Amazon and I don't even think Amazon support it anymore.

Some of the finished pieces I’ve made using antique silver stamp holders, lockets & charms that will be listed in my etsy shop at 8.30pm tonight. Includes sewing & oak/woodland-themed necklaces 🌿🪡🧵✂️

I see it's going to be rainy with a chance of floods again this weekend...

Well, I slept till 5am and dozed till 7 (mainly thanks to an antihistamine), so I'll take that. I'm a bit tired this morning though... need a nap!

UK-based Covid-conscious people might be interested to know The Facemask Store has a big sale on - up to 80% off (even if you aren't UK-based, they ship worldwide, but obvs more expensive): thefacemaskstore.co.uk/mega-sale-20...

Dear brain, we're about to go read a book in bed, then we're going to sleep. We're going to sleep past 3am and wake up with the alarm. I will not be taking any questions from you, especially in the middle of the night.

Don't forget to sign up for the garden birdwatch in January! www.rspb.org.uk/whats-happen...

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Please tell me it's "eff off you bunch of Nazi appeasers"

Look at my new (to me) Victorian brass candle snuffer. It's not often I can say I've given my rod a good rub and my bell-end a thorough polish but I can now! *Insert Kenneth Williams Meme here*

Don't go to the US. Simples.

5kWh of solar produced today. We're getting close to the shortest day now,vso it'll be interesting if the shortest day is a sunny one.

Why is it STILL not Christmas!

‘Yeah. Sorry I’m running late for work. It’s taken me ages to find number 10 on my advent calendar. Cheers.’

So anyway, I started blasting.

A rather ghostly looking Twisted Spire this evening. Perhaps there are three spirits looking for their next Scrooge to convert up there.

Can't beat a good carol sung in a big church.

I keep thinking it's Thursday... Oh why is it not Thursday!