Mary Magdalene bashes her knee more like...

It was the last of the mince pies last night and tonight it's the last of the Stilton. Christmas is truly over...

It's so damp out there but at least the fungi are enjoying it. A new one on me 'Crystal Brain Fungus'.

So on today's 'shitty little mental health walk' I tried to find some signs of spring. #SignsOfSpring

Finally some good news

Having a bad few days. Too much shitty sadmin, life changes, multiple migraines, poor sleep and potentially a virus. Not to mention the weather. Feel like life is grinding me down at the moment.

“Grandpa, what does ‘awesome’ mean?” “Well, back at one point, it was a word used to describe the planet’s great unfathomable wonders, although now it generally means ‘Thanks for emailing me that PDF'."

Happy Groundhog day everyone. Same ol, same ol! #Monday #GroundhogDay

Love train, fab song and fab, talented guitarist! #totp

I hope John Candy is there to whisk Catherine O'Hara to heaven. Such a fab actress, she'll be missed.

70'd Lost Boys band... #totp

Cap't Caveman on the drums there... #totp

Billy Joel - we need a video for my new single. Mum: well I do that have cinefilm I took last week of you at your work... Billy: Oh I suppose it'll do #totp

Could the men in the white coats please come and collect their patient please... she's managed to get onto #totp

Play Cardigans! #totp

*Gets slightly giddy* Russ get's his own show (I wish it was the Russell character!), but I'm sure this will do. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

The tallness of trees.

Cold waters

@mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social 🤭🤭🤭

Well, we've had snow overnight. Sadly turned to rain. Could do with more... winter is proving disappointing again...

SausageFinger... No Mr Bond, I expect you to fry...

I just feel like I want to sit down and cry with her about it all. Perhaps we all could...

So true. :'(

effin Sadmin... GAH!

Conveyancing solicitors are using an app to run the process. It has 500 downloads on Google Play...

Yourself, but as a cartoon

A sunny winter's day makes such a difference to my mood.

I just saw someone call the orange idiot "Mein Fäilure" and now I can't stop laughing... heh.

Ahhh 4am Wednesday morning, my old foe...

Philip Glass - Opening

Anybody that watched Andor, this is where we are. #starwars #andor

It's a tomato soup for lunch kind of day...

What a fabulous idea. I hate the way farmers just shred the tops of hedges thus stopping successor trees from establishing in the hedgeline. I hope this goes some way to reversing this trend. www.peakdistrict.gov.uk/looking-afte... #Trees #Landscape #PeakDistrict

Dreams are so unfair, the bad ones are well, bad and seem to go for ages, while the good ones finish before they get interesting.

So reform are just the conservatives.

Today's charity shop bargain. Super dry hoodie. RRP £65. Charity shop for £2, pretty much new condition too. #win

Migraine hangover day... I just want to go back to bed... But instead I'm on the office. FML

Anne Frank wrote these words in 1943 while hiding, while families were being pulled apart. She wasn’t describing chaos. She was describing process. Normalized cruelty. Systems doing what systems do when nobody stops them. This is history as a warning. #DefundICE

Well, today's Big Garden Birdwatch was actually successful for once (I had nothing one year!). Pigeon X2 Greenfinch Dunnock Sparrow x15 ! Robin Bluetit x2 Great tit Wren Blackbird #BigGardenBirdwatch

OOINYA could have sold the remaining Unbound copies of the books to me, in bulk, & no longer have had to pay for warehouse space. Instead, they have decided to sell them via Amazon, as new, interfering with my attempt to restart my career. Please do not buy these. Buy the new Swift press versions.

We have a tradition in our family that when anyone in the family buys or sells a house, we get fish n chips. Well, we've had an offer on Grandma's house (hence the chest getting stuck). So we're celebrating with fish n chips. #GlutenFree too.

bsky.app/profile/tori... The chest is stuck there...it'll be stuck there now for 3 weeks before I can come back with some rope and potentially power tools!

When PIVOT! even fails...

Dear '76... it's you not me... #totp

Nice to see Lionel Blair had a hit back in the 70s #totp

I see they've been at Grandma's curtains again for clothes... Rationing's over mate! #totp

Oh if I had a hammer.... #totp

Phil Collins in beige... #totp

Eeeeearrrr - this aint' no library, you pay for that book and read it elsewere. #totp

Noel's tie looks like it's about to swallow his head. #totp