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Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face https://theonion.com/spider-sitting-on-shower-wall-can-t-wait-to-see-look-on-1819579557/

A new year is dawning in Tamriel, and we're wishing a happy and healthy one to the #ESO community! 🥂 We can't wait for the adventures ahead. 🧭

You ever read something about a new problem and just know you're going to be dealing with that problem for a very long time? www.southernfriedscience.com/thats-not-a-...

Huzzah!! My Dungeon Dolls calendar from @ginnydi.com has arrived!! I look forward to a year of D&D Dungeon Doll adventures!

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The week between Christmas and New Years is the calendar’s perineum.

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

Nothing says 'tis the Season like social media users quote dunking on pleas for people to seek help during an emotionally brutal season. Heads up: detached irony is out. Being snarky to strangers doesn't make you look cool; It makes you look like just another asshole and we are full up on those.

the president’s baffling decision to put a bunch of deranged plaques under every president’s picture is like a bat signal for me personally so uh here is this quiz www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

The shark doctor is in! For the next two hours or so, ask me anything. Have questions about shark? About marine biology? About ocean conservation? About me? About...anything? Ask me anything! Please share, and tag friends who might have questions. #SciComm 🧪🦑🌎

Honestly, between the Make-a-Wish bullshit for a dying oligarch, the announcement of the 2026 Hunger Games, the Mar-A-Lago Marla Maples story, and now the cruel, vicious attack on trans kids, I just... I just can't. That's just one day. So disgusted with everyone facilitating this ridiculous evil.

The New Life Festival has always been one of my favorite events in ESO! Looking forward to diving back into it. I've been away from Tamriel for too long!

Gotta say, I'm pretty pleased I missed Trump's seemingly drug-fueled spittle-flecked spewing tonight. Clearly, the reviews are in, and I think my life's better off without having it actually penetrate my brain directly.

January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.

The only barrier to playing TTRPGS is the requirement of not being an asshole. Respect for the table, the GM, your fellow players, the game you’re playing. Understanding, empathy, willingness to collaborate and have fun. From that beautiful things can happen. ❤️

I want to play a game of D&D with the @beadleandgrimms.com crew. Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! is absolutely hilarious! I imagine it would be a BLAST

Yule ≠ Christmas Yule is one of the oldest winter solstice festivals, with origins among the ancient Norse thousands of years ago. Although today it’s heavily associated with, and even confused with, Christmas, the celebration existed long before Christianity. 🧵⬇️

I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.

See you tomorrow. #Supergirl

The economy is FAR WORSE than the government is acknowledging. This holiday season, if you know folks struggling, don't be afraid to leave a mystery box of groceries or some gifts from Santa for the kids on their porch. Maybe drop a grocery store gift card in their mailbox. Be the Christmas magic.

Nerrrrrrrrrrrds! To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really! Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC... Terms and conditions in thread below:

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Iron Maiden Amon Amarth Gaelic Storm Flogging Molly Garbage

Revisit the lands threatened by the Daedric Triad: 🍄 Vvardenfell ⚙️ Clockwork City 🧝 Summerset The Daedric War Celebration returns Thursday, Nov. 20th! Where will you go first? 🔗 beth.games/49kUIcO

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

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Picard culinary tip: Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

with the holidays upon us please enjoy my favorite miss manners column (circa 2002)

There's a sweet spot where -1 INT and +3 INT become indistinguishable.

Look at this cutie!! Some good bat news for your day!

I was instantly obsessed with KPop Demon Hunters (like the rest of the world) and knew I had to dig into the monsters portrayed. Meet the dokkaebi! youtu.be/5G9MvpQVLS0?...

LOCAL RACES MATTER GO VOTE

Any time I hear that Nietzsche quote about the abyss, I can't help it. I think of the pit from Fraggle Rock

This was such a fun interview! Be sure to check out my "Unmissable Undead Content" list as well!

31/31 ARCANA ROYALE. A talented card player stumbles into a supernatural game that is about much more than money. Beings of all kinds wager lives for a chance to control fate. #31DaysofHorrorComics

30/31 NIGHT OF THE SLASHERS. A bus of high school kids breaks down in a small town where every year, a local curse turns its residents into brutal, mutated killers. Gives old school slasher vibes. #31DaysofHorrorComics

28/31 BYTCHCRAFT. A three-witch coven in NYC learn the hard truths about dabbling in powers greater than they are qualified for, just as a prophecy threatens to tear the world apart. #31DaysofHorrorComics

HARLEY AND IVY: LIFE AND CRIMES IS OUT NEXT WEEK! AHHHH

26/31 NEWS FROM THE FALLOUT. After a bomb is dropped, the soldiers in the area become something else, something violent. Part zombie story, part noir Western, it's a new take on atomic horror. #31DaysofHorrorComics

On the bright side, if this effort succeeds, the family of Martin Luther King Jr. will make a fortune suing conservatives for selectively quoting him without permission.

Reagan's approach to the world prominently featured two things: 1) Russian aggression bad, Western democratic alliance good 2) Free trade good, tariffs and other barriers to trade bad Pretending it's the opposite is the sort of reality inversion only someone who rejects truth itself could buy.

24/31 A GUEST IN THE HOUSE. I’ve been a fan of E. M. Carroll since day one, and this does not disappoint. A recently married woman adjusting to life as a wife and stepmother begins a strange affair with her husband’s first wife. #31DaysofHorrorComics

23/31 RED BOOK. The Dyatlov Pass Incident is an iconic mystery. This story examines the mysterious deaths and other alleged extraterrestrial encounters. Rooted in fact and taken into the fantastic, it’s a compelling read. #31DaysofHorrorComics

22/31 SEANCE IN THE ASYLUM. Post-Civil War asylum inundated with patients, seeks the help of an ostracized spiritualist tasked with curing its occupants, who taps into forces that no one is prepared to handle. #31DaysofHorrorComics

21/31 CRUSH DEPTH. A nuclear submarine receives a distress call, leading the crew to discover a strange and threatening biological threat that leads to some insane body horror. #31DaysofHorrorComics

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!! Dogo rave for the win!!

Four. Stars.

20/31 THE SLASHER'S APPRENTICE. A true crime podcaster with a very personal connection to the subject decides that shadowing the longest-active serial murderer in the Pacific Northwest is a brilliant idea. Brutal, but also coyly funny, it's a bloody fun ride. #31DaysofHorrorComics.

18/31 SNAPS. A mysterious figure is caught on camera but invisible to the naked eye in the deaths of a series of “heart attack” victims. Why it comes is revealed along with horrible truths. #31DaysofHorrorComics