Look at my Arizona rep's having each other's backs. Sinema would never.

Colts have definitely hit a slump.

Witching hour time, we made it boys.

I hope the view from the top is pretty at least because this is about to f'in hurt.

with how everything is now a sunny bit, I'm tempted to create a Always Sunny With No Context account

Damn. On primetime. #ReleaseTheFiles

At least I can take Progressive off my running insurance shopping list after that god-awful AI ad. As good of an indicator of humanity and support as any.

Forcing AI on to employees is the norm for companies nowadays. Employees can't speak out against it directly, because doing so would negatively impact their performance review or perceived cultural fit, when layoffs in tech are also common.

Can life after this just be Minecraft? I'll even take playing in The End lands.

Now comes the even harder work. But for tonight, let's celebrate.

Hope wins. Good luck New York.

Go Zohran, GO!

I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor

This may be the greatest Word Series series ever.

costco the only customer service i look forward to talking to

Alright y'all, DNS was fun but I think it's time to go back to IP addresses.

developers seeing a major cloud service outage feels exactly like 10 year olds getting a surprise snow day

Azure's turn this week!

thank god the colts are good this season or id be losing my damn mind rn

Colts 7-1 has to be some kind of fever dream.

I will never forgive Red Zone for ruining Jonathan Taylor's incredible TD run with Tua's press conference.

Double false start on Red Zone was magical.

If you told me, at the start of the season, after Week 7 the Colts had the best record in the NFL, I'd ask for a hit of whatever you're taking. Indy magic is real.

The fascism will continue until we all stand up.

Red Zone having the gall to make a 6-7 joke after all the technical difficulties and lousy broadcasting this morning.

Didn't think we'd get to suggesting jailing political opponents until the second year of the term, so good to see we're ahead of schedule 🙃

One of the most improbable mashups, live orchestra and drum & bass should not work at all, but hot damn some of the pieces in this are ethereal, for lack of a better word. youtu.be/AZ7MN4WpZRI

AFC South on fire this week. Every team won their matchups, I would have never seen that coming.

The Cardinals is the NFL's first comedy team.

Kevin Harlan was born to do play-by-play for this Bucs-Hawks game. No one calls deep shots like him.

Red Zone has been fumbling all day. :/ At least Indy has been unstoppable all day.

Another rejected Bluesky job application 🙁 Which is fine, I know I'm big dumb, but after seeing the CEO publicly oblivious to the user-centric business model of social media, I know question how truly bid gumb I am.

discovery is down so youre forced to laugh at my cat

Week's not over until Boomer recaps it on his MNF halftime show.

Just when I thought I was finally wrapping up one year-long struggle, I'm invited to another. 😵‍💫

Great win for the Colts! Next week's a test.

Colts-Titans ref needs a nap, stat. I've never seen someone utter the words "Touchdown" with any less emotion.

The best part of this is Blue immediately understanding what Cam Bynum wants to do and tagging along

Glad we confirmed today that a) Aaron Rodgers is actually mid and was only in beast mode last week because b) the jets are still the jets

Please do not blame Helldivers for white people's problems. Helldivers is a fun game.

charlie kirk died the way he lived: filling my timeline with charlie kirk posts

Thoughts & prayers

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Alright, we gave today our best shot. Let's pack it up and try again tomorrow.

Bookmarks! 😄 But what is up with that alignment...

No way, Ravens slid right behind the end zone, that was clean. All well, makes up for the bad Josh Allen slide call.

I miss Andrew Siciliano on Red Zone. He never said a single ad 😔

In a single half, the Colts look more organized and aggressive than they have in years. I'm schocked

If we cannot all be on the same page that the sitting president threatening to invade a US city is fascist dictator shit then truly I do not know what to do.

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