dark-paul gosselaar
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fuck the celtics
12 months ago
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buying a car is essentially a commitment to setting thousands of dollars on fire every year just to get around a little quicker and be in charge of the music
5 months ago
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Fred Katz
6 months ago
Totally normal behavior going on outside MSG:
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The Onion
9 months ago
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian
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The Onion
9 months ago
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
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9 months ago
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Jake_Vig
9 months ago
Science is no match for an article headline some guy saw on the internet.
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9 months ago
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the only way i’ll ever get good pictures of myself is to take pictures or let people take pictures of me, two things i dread rather specifically.
9 months ago
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none of these people deserve the benefit of the doubt. it’s exactly what it looks like, they know what it is, and they think you’re stupid. who with any real power is gonna check them anyway?
9 months ago
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People’s City Council - Los Angeles
9 months ago
The way forward is the same as it’s always been - organize your neighborhood, your household, your workplace. Nobody is coming to save us except ourselves. Look out for one another.
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enough with the wind
9 months ago
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beginning to think people just really don’t like elon and zuck’s apps and no ban on any one app will change that
10 months ago
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Phil Lewis
10 months ago
More than 100 years after its initial review that blamed Black men, the Dept. of Justice just released its report on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre The report says the attack “was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence”
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DoJ releases its Tulsa race massacre report over 100 years after initial review
DoJ report acknowledges attack ‘was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence’
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/10/tulsa-race-massacre-report-doj
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imagine what this city could do if 90% of its budget didn’t go directly to lapd
10 months ago
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i’ve had it with this fucking wind enough is enough
10 months ago
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Dr Mackademic
10 months ago
GTFOH, Chuck! It’s fossils like you and Pelosi who continually stand in the way of progressives who run on policies that are ridiculously popular with your base. Please retire yesterday.
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Tim Onion
10 months ago
RIP.
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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
For generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci...
https://theonion.com/you-people-made-me-give-up-my-peanut-farm-before-i-got-1819585048/
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Lupita Nihongo
11 months ago
Belgian sex workers won all kinds of legal protections & I'm convinced that sex work being illegal or legally gray in much of the so-called developed world is largely to prevent this particular fixture of essential working class people from being able to win these kinds of rights.
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forgot about chris mullin for a second but schröder wearing 71 is grotesque
10 months ago
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“kick in the face”
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10 months ago
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claire de lune
10 months ago
i just went to trader joe’s and there was plenty of parking. all the transplants who left LA for xmas please never come back
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lukelukeluke
10 months ago
Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight
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Timothy Burke
10 months ago
newspapers running these stories quoting Trump claiming he'll be a "Law & Order President" while not mentioning he himself is awaiting sentencing after being convicted on 34 counts of serious financial crimes. It is a CHOICE to exclude that information, or to report anything he says like this
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Trump says DoJ will ‘vigorously’ pursue death penalty after Biden commutations | Donald Trump | The Guardian
Trump can’t reverse commutations of 37 people but says US will be ‘Nation of Law and Order’ when he is inaugurated
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/24/trump-death-penalty-justice-department-biden-commutations
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merry christmas you filthy animals
10 months ago
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Phil Lewis
10 months ago
Man. If you don’t raise your children, other forces will
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there hasn’t been an album made in the last ten years that hasn’t featured don toliver
10 months ago
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that dude having *that* voice and being the lead vocalist for creed will never not be funny to me
10 months ago
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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10 months ago
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faded off that emergen-c right now
10 months ago
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a goofy movie
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10 months ago
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i have voice envy all the time, like if i could tweak my voice even a little bit or swap it with someone else’s i would do it in a heartbeat. not nearly as big of an insecurity as it used to be, but still.
10 months ago
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Dr Mackademic
10 months ago
Thats because anywhere else isn’t the Lakers. Also, I’ve yet to hear Darvin take accountability for HIS miscues or things he could’ve done better.
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stevie wonder really had a baby and immediately said “i gotta get to the studio”
10 months ago
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Basquiatball
10 months ago
Losing Schröder for essentially nothing a few years ago is a very under-mentioned aspect of some of the Lakers' problems since then
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i don’t fully respect poetry that doesn’t rhyme
10 months ago
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Alex Mack 10
11 months ago
(I know yall too old to be asking the skyline these dumb ass questions y’all be asking.)
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Alex Mack 10
11 months ago
Don’t think that I don’t see you niggas engaging in them, “ladies/men how y’all feel if,” engagement traps. Embarrassing.
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i hate that electric cars all make that noise like they’re descending from the heavens
11 months ago
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happy to have yet another venue where i can whine about the cold
11 months ago
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just remembered xavier henry
11 months ago
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i need a workout partner i’m (half) dead serious
11 months ago
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i’ve been given a lot of starbucks gift cards for someone who does not drink coffee
11 months ago
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personally i have not felt the christmas spirit since 2005
11 months ago
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seen a michael carter williams jersey in the wild the other day i was astounded
11 months ago
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David Dennis Jr
11 months ago
There’s no secondhand embarrassment like being a Black man watching Black men on dating reality shows
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The Ass is the father of the legs
about 1 year ago
AI can save you a lot of time if you need a bunch of information summarized and it's not important to you whether the summary is accurate
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what y’all on
11 months ago
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