buying a car is essentially a commitment to setting thousands of dollars on fire every year just to get around a little quicker and be in charge of the music

Totally normal behavior going on outside MSG:

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

i’m

Science is no match for an article headline some guy saw on the internet.

the only way i’ll ever get good pictures of myself is to take pictures or let people take pictures of me, two things i dread rather specifically.

none of these people deserve the benefit of the doubt. it’s exactly what it looks like, they know what it is, and they think you’re stupid. who with any real power is gonna check them anyway?

The way forward is the same as it’s always been - organize your neighborhood, your household, your workplace. Nobody is coming to save us except ourselves. Look out for one another.

enough with the wind

beginning to think people just really don’t like elon and zuck’s apps and no ban on any one app will change that

More than 100 years after its initial review that blamed Black men, the Dept. of Justice just released its report on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre The report says the attack “was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence”

imagine what this city could do if 90% of its budget didn’t go directly to lapd

i’ve had it with this fucking wind enough is enough

GTFOH, Chuck! It’s fossils like you and Pelosi who continually stand in the way of progressives who run on policies that are ridiculously popular with your base. Please retire yesterday.

RIP.

Belgian sex workers won all kinds of legal protections & I'm convinced that sex work being illegal or legally gray in much of the so-called developed world is largely to prevent this particular fixture of essential working class people from being able to win these kinds of rights.

forgot about chris mullin for a second but schröder wearing 71 is grotesque

“kick in the face” soundcloud.com/suprchnk/kic...

i just went to trader joe’s and there was plenty of parking. all the transplants who left LA for xmas please never come back

Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight

newspapers running these stories quoting Trump claiming he'll be a "Law & Order President" while not mentioning he himself is awaiting sentencing after being convicted on 34 counts of serious financial crimes. It is a CHOICE to exclude that information, or to report anything he says like this

merry christmas you filthy animals

Man. If you don’t raise your children, other forces will

there hasn’t been an album made in the last ten years that hasn’t featured don toliver

that dude having *that* voice and being the lead vocalist for creed will never not be funny to me

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faded off that emergen-c right now

a goofy movie

i have voice envy all the time, like if i could tweak my voice even a little bit or swap it with someone else’s i would do it in a heartbeat. not nearly as big of an insecurity as it used to be, but still.

Thats because anywhere else isn’t the Lakers. Also, I’ve yet to hear Darvin take accountability for HIS miscues or things he could’ve done better.

stevie wonder really had a baby and immediately said “i gotta get to the studio”

Losing Schröder for essentially nothing a few years ago is a very under-mentioned aspect of some of the Lakers' problems since then

i don’t fully respect poetry that doesn’t rhyme

(I know yall too old to be asking the skyline these dumb ass questions y’all be asking.)

Don’t think that I don’t see you niggas engaging in them, “ladies/men how y’all feel if,” engagement traps. Embarrassing.

i hate that electric cars all make that noise like they’re descending from the heavens

happy to have yet another venue where i can whine about the cold

just remembered xavier henry

i need a workout partner i’m (half) dead serious

i’ve been given a lot of starbucks gift cards for someone who does not drink coffee

personally i have not felt the christmas spirit since 2005

seen a michael carter williams jersey in the wild the other day i was astounded

There’s no secondhand embarrassment like being a Black man watching Black men on dating reality shows

AI can save you a lot of time if you need a bunch of information summarized and it's not important to you whether the summary is accurate

what y’all on