I have drank too much at the local furry cidery. I also found some cool art someone left behind.

51 to 46. We did it. #waleg

HERE IT IS. Seattle's draft enabling legislation for Shared Streets under SB 5595. seattle.legistar.com/ViewReport.a...

Two things for @mayorofseattle.bsky.social and @alexis4seattle.bsky.social: 1. We need to know how and why this happened tomorrow, and have a proposed solution to prevent it. 2. We need to immediately spin up a Vision Zero Response Team with more funding than the 2026 graffiti abatement budget.

The person hit by a driver at Bellevue and Pine earlier tonight has died, according to the Seattle Police Department.

I have some stories from this place. Once, they were unable to figure out how to sell me a bag of chips. Because the computer said they were out of stock. Except! I had them in front of me. The checkout just flat out refused to allow me to pay for the bag of chips, because they were out of stock.

Almost every year I go to a Super Bowl party and gorge myself on cheese and pretend to have never heard of either team. I am just there for the cheese. This year Seattle is playing. I cannot pretend to have not heard of them. I think this means I have to buy my own cheese and skip the parties.

Why are cats?

War torn Portland (2025) 😞

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does acab include icann?

Been horrifying teammates by referring to undocumented information that's held only in people's heads as "locked in meat storage". Please use this with your teams/projects and report back on how they like it?

This question will haunt me until the day i die.

Fund Techaro and we'll put all the money into making catgirls real.* *May involve trips to Lake Turkana to dig up monuments that change the fate of humanity and doom people to pocket dimensions, but there will be catgirls so who cares.

Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.

If you use a shorter, wider mug you can have as much cocoa and 3x the marshmallows Follow me for more life hacks

three contenders: - 2020, "lets get drinks in a park since everything's closed", person showed up after consuming 75% of a bottle of jack. - 2018ish, amazon engineer who spent the whole time talking about how cool amazon deployments were. - 2019ish: militant vegan. i ordered chicken.

@support.bsky.team mobile previews on slack stopped showing the username / profile photo. I have no idea if this is a you bug or a slack bug.

Koi fish always travel in packs. If attacked, the a, b, and c koi will scatter, leaving the d koi.

This morning has been an exercise in "where did the cat puke up the mustard-gas derived chemo you're not supposed to touch without gloves". Anyways she's doing okay all things considered.

Someone seriously fucked up by not naming a mountain "sneak peak"

@support.bsky.team small bug report, video posts seem to break context menus on iOS (video attached) Long pressing something to copy text, the popup disappears but only on video posts. While I'm here - I'd love to be able to add muted words directly from this context menu, this existed on Twitter

Life right now.

lol

apple music introduced me to 'repo: a genetic opera' this week. the movie is a work of art, its an awful horror musical.

I'm an adult.

Hey look, follower spam. Welcome spambots! No I won't be subscribing to your onlyfans, go the fuck away.

@eodyne.bsky.social did not post this here, but he should have. It's too good.

Breaking: Booking photo for Rudy Giuliani has been released.

"Replace the tub drain stopper" has been on my todo list since August 2020. It would be a shame to remove it now. Happy third birthday.

I did the tourist thing the other day and took a photo of Seattle from the park everyone takes photos of Seattle from. I also got a photo of everyone taking photos.

I'm not fucking leaving this place. im gonna keep fighting for it to get better, however i can. they might have coded this, but we fucking built it. we built it with all the community, the inside jokes, everything. this is our fucking home now. and u don't come into our house and harass our family.

Happy Monday.

I was today years old when I found out the brand of peppers I've been buying for a fucking decade have different spicy levels. I've spent a decade hoping I didn't get a spicy jar because I just assumed the peppers were sometimes spicier in a jar.

The worst part of this is the blue checks try to pull LineageOS into this shit. I'm glad our twitter notification bot died with the api changes.

I hate tech people.

I got really excited to put the air purifiers away when the carpet went away and...lol right wildfires :(

I've been unemployed since February. I'm looking at job ads and...I really don't want to do any this shit. It all looks fucking awful. Is this burnout? Does everyone feel this way? Is all of tech just a giant bull shit circle jerk?

this works pretty well on the twitter follower page to find people here: https://github.com/kawamataryo/sky-follower-bridge (its a chrome extension) you'll run into some issues with search not finding people and showing you the wrong account sometimes. could be fun

I've done the thing.

quick discworld update: going to go take a train to a book store to buy the mort series and start reading them. i have the ebooks but...lol ebooks.

I am starting to think the French have the right idea when it comes to protesting government actions.

Happy Friday

You're going in the submarine, Elon

She's gone from a 10 to a 12 because of the bow tie.

Hello from daiso, land of the cursed toy story towel.

I'm back with more possum memes.