llps.substack.com/p/alice-wong.... what is remembered lives. @pipagaopoetry.bsky.social and me wrote our assess off on our Crips for eSims memory song for our beloved @sfdirewolf.bsky.social . #AliceForever

Zohran: I think public transportation should be free Dems: Burn the witch Marjorie: Trump is not right wing enough Dems: There's room for everyone Platner: I got a Nazi tattoo when I was drunk and working for Blackwater Dems: Oh kids will be kids

No.

Nixon once said, “If the president does it, it is not illegal.” Today, the ascension of unitary presidential theory turns that delusion into doctrine, whispered through secret legal briefs and echoed in quiet chambers where power redraws its own boundaries. #NoCheckNoBalance #RuleOfMan

when it comes to the whole "the enemy of my enemy" shtick, and I'm going to say this very calmly so that you might understand, MTG IS STILL YOUR FKING ENEMY. Don't you dare ignore every other thing that hobgoblin has done because she had one (1) decent thought bouncing around in that empty head.

I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.

It remains "post-quarantine," not "post-pandemic" and it has nothing to do with being pedantic. There's no real defined way to explore the "end" of a pandemic, but the fifth-deadliest one in history remains a risk to all while we continue to explore the effects of long-covid.

Teenagers are “too young” to make decisions on gender affirming care. They’re “too young to vote”. They’re too young to drink. But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals? Be serious please.

This thing is gonna tell some guy to kill his family and that guy is gonna kill his family.

They’re all just looting the treasury now

Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract. Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.

Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me

I really hate giving competitors any insight into what I'm looking at but I'm also genuinely, truly baffled here and believe in the power of crowdsourcing—is anyone aware of a person named "Peril" who may have ties to Larry Summers? Thanks in advance!

“When I was 37, I was dating a 19-year-old and" Hold up, let me stop you right there, boss.

Yesterday, I pleaded not guilty to the charges that Trump’s DOJ has hit me with in federal court. This administration is targeting me because they can see that I’ve spoken out against them and will continue to stand up to them.

LICE 😂 Seattle, Washington No Kings

"Everything's free in America... For a small fee in America." from West Side Story (the movie was in 1961)

This was so patently ridiculous -- it took more than two years of Watergate being the No. 1 most investigated and written-about story in America until the "smoking gun" tape came out in August 1974. There are certainly Trump-Epstein bombshells that haven't been leaked yet

It paints a portrait of a system where accountability is selective and moral clarity fades in the glow of power and prestige. Look at how long it took King Charles to take action against Prince Andrew. Ultimately, this is about more than one man’s crimes; it’s about the ecosystem that enabled him.

Good shit

I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me. I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.

It was great committing [specific crimes] with you! Attached is the selfie we took while committing the crime. Remember how [witnesses] were there and observed it? Good times. Hope to commit many more premeditated crimes with you soon. Best, [full name] [address] [SSN]

"Start! An! Independent! Outlet!" WHO'S ✨ GONNA ✨ PAY ✨ FOR ✨ IT ✨

my office made the mistake of letting me be in charge of decorating for the holidays and i'm putting together a big multicultural, nondenominational winter wonderland window display, because of #woke

no question that hegseth hates guys with beards because they make him feel insecure

I'm beginning to think that Russia, overall, was a mistake.

“There are no clocks in a casino, so the dealers all set their phone alarms for noon. Everyone was a bundle of nerves. Before work, a couple of people threw up. But when the cacophony of alarms sounded, everyone lifted their hands in the air...” 1/3

What do you think the Dems of this time period will be called in history books of the future? My money is on "The Era of Earnest Inaction" or "Deference Doctrine Democrats."

Just completely ignoring that the vacancy is because the rent is too high for many stores to afford.

Any Chicago or Illinois politician that doesn’t resist this with everything they’ve got doesn’t understand this moment or anything about their constituents.

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars": ".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great." @variety.com $DIS variety.com/2025/film/ne...

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

also, there are plenty of text to speech tools that just record and don't analyze and they've existed for nearly my entire life. we've got to stop allowing people to conflate direct, non-generative tools with genAI when they have a financial incentive to do so

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

Literally all the Dems had to do was keep doing nothing. And they couldn't even do THAT right.

Mamdani/Kenyatta 2028

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what they’re doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. They’ve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOU’VE never had bad luck? Come on now.

This is a BLISTERINGLY filthy read.

oh just muppetizing movie scenes: thread

I'm always really surprised that SigSauer Germany doesn't keep a tighter hold on the goings-on at Sig USA.

Forcing commercial pilots to white-knuckle it through the skies because the FAA fired all of the "woke" air-traffic controllers is how we make America great again.

Do your fists have names? Because I'm calling mine mashed potatoes and gravy 🤜💥🤛

If you're a Queer, Black, or other marginalized individual thinking of running for office: I will do your initial branding FOR FREE. I want to see a more diverse government and will work to help you make it happen. Hit me up to see if there's a good vibe!

SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack. But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that: