If you're at a bar and someone claims to be Canadian, get the bar to play "Home for a Rest". If they're Canadian, they'll get dancing, or at least know the words. If they stand there dumbfounded, they're probably American.

This.

Today @buffywicks.bsky.social knocked on my door to advocate for a local traffic diversion pilot project that would send vehicles away from her block toward others in the neighborhood, and I have rarely been more suspicious of #yimby supporting politicians.

We all know what's gotta happen to save PBS. The Muppets have to put on a show to save the day. 🎶"It's time to light the lights y'all!"🎶

"oh no bluesky isn't accomplishing anything" yes it is, I'm not in jail

🍁🍁Happy Canada Day! 🍁🍁

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

The two in the middle are adoptable, btw. Padme and Mara, the Snug Sisters. Got a blanket with no dogs under it? They’ll help you with that. www.oaklandanimalservices.org/adopt/animal... www.oaklandanimalservices.org/adopt/animal...

this calms me - just a guy scanning microfiche but wow reminds me of researching in college see kids, we didn't have access to the net, we had to scrounge for data in old library rooms, but usually it was on microfiche we didn't even have crummy dial up omg i feel old

@npr.org Featuring Steve Bannon in two of the last three episodes of #UpFirst = unsubscribe.

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

(at the door of an average Canadian household) JAGMEET: (knock knock) Hello! CANADIAN: Wow, Jagmeet Singh! Omg hi! JS: I see from your survey that you agree with, quite literally, every single policy we’ve proposed! CDN: Yep, absolutely! JS: Soooo... can I count on your vote? CDN: Lol, no 🤪

Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

Just think about all the wildy illegal group chats they *didn't* accidentally add a reporter to

THE VIBES ARE OFF THE CHARTS! #TheFutureIsTeal

It’s a weird time to be Canadian in the US. I’m as uncomfortable with Joe Canadian nationalism now as when he first sold crappy beer 25 years ago, and have never shied from challenging simplistic views of Canada as polite and civil. But nuance is dead, and there’s no purity test for sovereignty.

Maybe it doesn't happen! That would be great. But turns out telling your allies that they are actually enemies and you intend to crush their economy, disband their political system, and subordinate it to your own makes them not say "ha ha what a great gag" but "you are a fucking psycho GFY"

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard. #MosaicMonday

As a longtime admirer of Small Town Big Things, I’m very much here for this showdown.

Introduce yourself with some jobs you’ve done apart from what you do. Office cleaner Ice cream scooper Soil testing lab technician Kids’ park cashier and ride operator