I love fake maple syrup. Give me that generic bottle with “pancake syrup” on the label!!

Tesla should simply do an aggressive marketing campaign targeting humiliation fetishists. “Cybertruck: They’re All Gonna Laugh at You”

Me: You want another beer? Werner Herzog:

Look, I have to take off my clothes before undergoing surgery. I have to take off my clothes before I take a shower. But Democrats want people to be fully clothed when they vote in our nation’s elections? Make it make sense.

I recently spent a day out with community in Minneapolis, listening to folks share their experiences and hardships related to the ICE surge. The national news may be moving on, but we are still fighting. My latest post is now live on Substack. Check it out here: bit.ly/After-The-Ca...

DFL legislators need to insist on a compensation fund of tens of millions of dollars to offset economic harms of the ICE siege. It infuriates me that Mercado Central has to hold a $500,000 bake sale to hold onto their building. Tens of fucking millions.

They are wounded and flailing. Press the advantage.

Every ICE agent. We all fucking hate you. There is no nuance to this. We hate every single fucking one of you.

Stand with the people 💪💪

This is great! Josh is the real deal.

Even when barriers are put in our way, my team and I stay focused on seeking justice and accountability for our communities. Grateful to @donlemonofficial.bsky.social for being on the ground in Minnesota to help lift up this fight for truth and fairness.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Every Nazi generation gets the Stalingrad it deserves

In Minneapolis

what normie liberals need to understand is that 2024 was a rejection of lesser evilism, and their continued support of a lesser evil will result in more of what we're now seeing. what aspiring d politicians need to understand is we aren't doing lesser evil anymore, so you're gonna have to get good

This is incorrect. At a press conference seconds ago, Mayor Frey and O’Hara said clearly that BCA is leading this jointly with the FBI.

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

News stories about the concentration camps we run in foreign countries have to be smuggled to a third country in order to be seen.

The video has been taken down from YouTube. You can still download it here: is.gd/paU8Ko

BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

"erstwhile wunderkind" is how white fraudsters in Minnesota get described 😆

“Listen, don’t mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.”

the fact that the news media isn't blasting across every front page of the country how completely unhinged the president is on a 24/7/365 basis, tells me that the news media is completely complicit in Trump's regime.

Going to start a movement to make Boplicity by Miles Davis an official Christmas Song. Join me

Anyone posted this one yet?

Hempo?

I saw a woman put a Mexican flag sticker on her car and now gets pulled over repeatedly and wastes their time 👍🏽 When they ask why she has that sticker when she's white she says it came on the car when she bought it. It's like that never occurred to them that could happen 🤦🏽‍♀️

Caution: OKC’s insane court design will try to jump scare you here

I got it in one guess! (derogatory)

Scared New Yorkers of privilege, consider moving to Minneapolis, where capitalism disguised as wealthy white liberalism still reigns supreme!

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

lol eat shit billionaires

every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you” nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.

I believe the scholars call this “Not Too Much Longer Now”

Stipulating in advance that I probably agree with everyone’s critiques of Newson: This is the way. Make it clear in advance that compliance has a price too.

This is also good because it takes the power away from university leaders, who think they can somehow thread the needle in compliance even though it’s been shown they can’t. This makes this a clear political struggle. Blue state governors should do this for all of their state universities.

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

"Too."

Portland declares ICE facility out of compliance, demands its clearance. www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...

It's cracking me up that he doesn't even bother to continue pretending that any of this is about Charlie Kirk

I really hope Walz, Whitmer, Evers, and Pritzker are talking.

Gonna be a lot of TikTok posts with angry Republicans holding cups that read “Chorley Cork”