just got the most insulting job offer of my life while also staring down the barrel of unemployment if I don't accept it, real "I wanna fuckin throw up" hours over here y'all

Help!

this guy got training wheels on the cross 😭

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

just got my updated shots. I'm fully immunized against the woke mind virus. bring it on, liberals 😎🇺🇸

Was unexpectedly short $400 on my paycheck, so here’s a reminder about my Etsy shop! I’m also going to be selling this weekend at Cutiefest! Thanks so much for your continued support of my work. www.etsy.com/shop/canisovis

There are just 4 days left to donate to the Games for Palestine charity bundle which has raised nearly $100,000 to help fight against genocide! 🍉🙌✨ You can get 382 games, including Atuel, for just $8 or more. Every donation counts! Please donate and help out with a RT to spreads the word! 🙏✨

buying used tapes is such a land of contrasts. sometimes you'll walk into a thrift shop or record store and find the sickest album from some grindcore band you've never heard of, and other times you'll find the seven of the same kenny rogers album and an impossible amount of christmas music.

Kitfox asked me for a few screenshots of forts with ascii enabled. From what I can tell the gate fold of the record is using these two screenshots of the fortress head punch! Happy to help honestly. The question is. Did they add any other additions.. More inspections will have to happen.

I’m looking to purchase the Conifur NW conbooks I’m missing, and probably any other Conifur merch/ephemera. or really any early WA state fandom stuff that may exist out there. DM me & name your price, or repost this if you can help me reach some local old-heads 🍻

Eric Adams just installed 200 of these in central park

[fred flintsone watching me play monster hunter] this is what it was like for me

many people are saying this

modern social media sucks. I'm going back to hushed conversations around a dim candlelit table in a secret location with co-conspirators. Good luck cancelling me, you don't even know the secret passphrase

yipee!

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

something came in the mail today 👀

almost forgot this classic somehow

Got permission to post this; one of the trans women who was assaulted last week by a gang of anti-trans creeps has a gofundme up to help her with medical and survival costs while she recovers from a concussion. If you're able to help, please do. www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-tra...

Setting aside everything else, it's actually really easy to live your life in a way that makes no one, not a single person, happy when you die.

this is the guy they're pushing for 2028. holy fuck man this party is COOKED

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

oooogh gnnn grum gooo grrr

"30 year old cougars"

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

"thats just great Gordon" RIGHT YOU ARE COOP; IT IS A TRAGEDY. SAW SOME OF THESE GIRLS MYSELF. REAL EMPTY LOOKING I WILL NOT SUGAR COAT IT. THEY SAY THE ONLY WARMTH THEY FEEL IS THE WARM SHOWER OF BLOOD FROM COMBAT, THOUGH I HAPPENED MYSELF TO SPY THEM WARMING UP ANOTHER WAY IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

Castle Rat is in town on the 16th but the show is already sold out 😔

stiff competition on the scrandle today lads

8 days ....

Design for Vulpine Taproom! Fox + Hops

On this Labor Day we celebrate the Workers that have given their blood, sweat, and tears to make On Cinema at the Cinema the premiere movie review television show.

He's dead.

I'm always saying this

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”