albuquerque, they said never gives up her dead when your mom makes sauer- -kraut for brekkie

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Seasons Greetings, Dracula

If you see someone taking food or even baby formula, no you didn't.

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Seasons Greetings, Dracula

This is what I'm FUCKING SAYING

There should be 10,000 weird zines made by teenagers instead of a single shred of AI in the world.

monkey business

every single youtuber who makes videos about synthesizers or DAWs or music production has the "to all you ugly and dumb people in the audience tonight, you are beautiful!" European DJ voice. All of them, without fail

this is why Dragon's Dogma is one of the greatest games ever made

prodigy - the fat of the land (1997)

Twin Peaks: A girl running and screaming, Twin Peaks High School.

I love that all the spider-y bosses in Silksong are little gremlins. Hornet is part spider and is such an elegant and poised character, almost dancer-like at times, and then you meet Widow and the other, secret spider boss and they both just go BWEHHHHHHH and run around making their little noises

hoo boy the new adhd med I got prescribed was working really well last week but this week is only working well at making me jittery

I do not want to live through the century of humiliation I want to live through the century of chill vibes

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

Hollow Knight: Dilfsong

being an adult cyber newtype is so embarrassing. get a job

I started making a zine for a thing I'm tabling at next month about how much I don't like AI and the research I did into the people behind these shitty companies made me so mad I had to stop

I say "I don't know... that's scary..." a lot because of this comic

(Guy who's bad at reading) Oh yeah I love her music

Gon Freeccs: wow that's cheap

Went into the office for the first time in a long time (I work remotely) and why do all the white guys under 30 look like this

Behold the Sweet Boys

got the two cats we rescued neutered yesterday

Yeah, I'm a member of the Animals fandom (having pets)

yeah, it comes in waves, but it's hardest from the start #hxh

As someone who cannot have kids, I feel it is my obligation to advise parents, and would be parents, to raise your kids right. Instead of showing them Harry Potter, show them Mechanical Violator Hakaider.

Types Of Souls Bosses: - guy in a room totally freakin out - Stomp Jomperson - the gang is back together and they hate you - Bumpos Palace of Tricks - you interrupted my dinner/mourning and now you gotta die

Has a bystander ever tried to pop one of those parade balloons during a parade? It's probably pretty dangerous since those things are big but someone has to have tried right? Just hurled a few good dart throws right at Charlie Brown's stupid bald head and busted him right open?

By Rory Blank via @catvincent.bsky.social

Ate lunch sitting like five tables away from Demi Adejuyigbe at the Huntington Gardens in Pasadena. Could have said hi but didn't want to bother him, he had a cool green jumpsuit on though

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

friend talking about HxH Nen Impact made me remember that they made Gon's ultimate That Ability from the end of Chimera Ant and I get why they'd pick that but it's so evil lmao

Sebulba Goes Bowling

That's a nice boat

"Resurrection and Death"

general pso's rappy

We lost Miitomo for this.