This is where I post from, if you even care.

In case you need this info, marigold blooms are their seeds. Let them dry on the bush and save for next spring ;)

Has anyone tried turning the government off and back on again?

who wants the full pic?

senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us

“Being a gay top with a fat ass on Bluesky, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more queer liberation than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a gay should be.” -Boston Gay Boy

Category is: before and after

Is it Friday yet?

HAVE YALL SEEN THIS!?

Me and who and who

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Today I learned that ‘Subaru’ is the Japanese name for the constellation Pleiades or ‘The Seven Sisters’ and I think that’s fun.

New Doja is a superior workout album to Demi’s and that’s a hill I’ll die on.

From the Halloween Archives

Me adding people to my close friends on instagram

babe are you okay you’ve barely driven any shareholder value this week

Every day I’m on here I realize there are parts of the internet I really will never fully grasp

Update:

gm

i know one of you designed this

call me captain the way i be bottom fishing

I don’t make the rules

It’s called peeping, look it up 🙂‍↕️

I don’t think this ever made it to the internet.

I have evidence of who robbed the louvre

Heads or tails?

It’s giving Bark-itectural Digest

friday eve

FMK

Someone recently asked what I did for fun…

Sometimes I feel like I don’t play enough video games to be on this app (none 🤭)

This would work if you were trying to trap me btw

Spooky season is it?

lush living

Diane was a real one 💔

a tbt/jocktober submission

the way i wish i was my dog 🫩

gophers:

⛰️⛰️⛰️

another government shutdown

kate bush running past sisyphus

For example:

me if posting my ass to get a dopamine rush was illegal: