Had me cackling like a fool 😭

lmao

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

I just heard jizz hitting the walls with velocity never before recorded at the Jomboy office.

Good morning

kit the kat #gameoverse

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drew a funny lil' mouse in Discord

Rivals of Aether is good and you should play it

lyra and beedrill #pixelart #ドット絵 #pokemon

Super excited to show my latest VRChat world: a 1:1 recreation of Mario Bros. Plumbing from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! ⭐️ Not only can you hang out in a Brooklyn basement like a true plumber, but you can also watch every single episode of the show, including Super Show, 3, and World!

I had my world changed by infused balsamic vinegars. First one made my jaw hurt. Immediately bought two bottles. Fustini's in Ann Arbor.

Ann Arbor, MI

Gonna be out & about in Ann Arbor today. Checking out Empire Records and doing the museum ring.

Many people might call me a simp for posting this. I need you to understand that my feelings are anything but simple. I want to have mutual trauma dumps with her. I want take her to dinner and then have sex so good it'll change my life for the better. Kaboodle can be there too, why not. #gameoverse

I would risk it all for kit gameoverse #gameoverse

“I don’t know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense.” — David Lynch

you guys ever have a local thing that you grew up with that you can't imagine any other alternative? Like, I'm from Michigan, and how tf do y'all live with any ginger ale other than Vernor's?

😂😂 yes I know Russia does return on land 😂

After all these years, I never got an answer to this. While it's still #Maythe4th, Who won the Star Wars?

I feel like I'm the one being approached

Well done Detroit. Now I need you to NEVER fall behind 3-1 like this again. #Pistons

advertise your account with a simpsons image

Bragging rights, @giantclaw.bsky.social liking comment

Happy May Day

doing research from a new video, and this song might be one of the worst I've ever heard

Moubndain Dew

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

Internet died so I watched KPop Demon Hunters for the first time

When Trump dies, I'm gonna make my return to the site formerly known as Twitter, and just comment this picture under alt-right shitbags mourning the loss for a full day before deleting my account again

i think i miss Deedee

sweet mother of god

you forgot the "yoo hoo"

George Lucas Calls Darth Maul To Congratulate Him On Disney+ Series https://theonion.com/george-lucas-calls-darth-maul-to-congratulate-him-on-disney-series/

this is going to keep happening every year until they make this tournament vampire-inclusive

I just learned how little I go for the water starter #Pokemon

Pokemon.

Thinking about this video again

Wise words

My dream for #PokemonWindsWaves or for any Pokémon game moving forward; Let the player make a boat

100 gecquas #PokemonWindsWaves

"FIND U!" THIS SATURDAY BE THERE, OR BE HARE! 🐇