Old lady: Oh, won't someone please help me? Kiryu: What do you need? Old lady: My cat's stuck on top of a tree... Kiryu: That's no problem. I'll help. Old lady: Thank you... It's right over there \*points over at the World Tree, Yggdrasil* Kiryu: ah. well, a promise is a promise,

"why would I want to play a middle aged white man" misses that Disco Elysium's whole premise is that you're playing a detective who is an addicted fuckup catastrophe divorcee. You *have* to be a balding white guy, because that's exactly the kind of guy who'd workaholic his wife away.

everyone remembers the SECOND tweet, but they forget the first one, which was literally "i do not want this story to exist"

anyways, you can make a story that isn't super dark about this. that's fine. that's eminently achievable. in and of itself, it's not a problem the real problem with the original post was the obsession with making non-cozy things not exist to the exclusion of all else

So he's Fetterman. Gotcha. Let me get ready to be shocked about the heel turn. Someone, inform the remorseful White voters that we're on in five.

15 minutes in photoshop. I felt compelled #noimnotahuman

The incredible potential of AI Making Generic Military Shooter that makes no sense. Truly incredible times we're living in.

Sam Altman debería ser juzgado por crímenes contra la humanidad y su creación desconectada para siempre, imho.

The Director of 'I Saw the TV Glow' Will Bring a Cult-Beloved Graphic Novel to Netflix

Every so often something reminds me of the "I want Disco Elysium but it's about a young witch in the Alps" and my brain just short-circuits. Such a horrible anti-art stance, to want to remove the weight and the pain of a piece of art to make it more fucking "comfortable" and cozy.

The thing that’s so striking about this stuff is that none of these people who believe Platner are concerned about the fact that believing him requires accepting that he’s fucking incompetent at doing politics and will be chewed up and spit out in Washington DC

Unbelievably pathetic. Five minutes in a room with a tech lobbyist spiv and they're hypnotised.

We are going to get so many people killed with this kind of shit

i don't mean to get political or anything but i think if you're taking transition-level hrt doses on purpose and enjoying the results then you are trans

Dude's pathetic and desperate campaign and PACs have jillions of bucks behind it and even they are too cheap to pay for actors to do this shit (tho it probably is quite expensive to get Idris Elba to play a shoplifter) This is what Midwesterners think NYC is like, wtf is this rube shit lol

Honestly I think the one bias I'm not willing to work on is not respecting marketing as a discipline.

ok no im actually really upset with this weird fucking episodic release schedule of Dispatch If i pay full price for the fucking game i should have the whole game theres only actually lik 15 extra minutes of content from the free demo right now and the rest is released weekly like tv episodes

Well I probably should've read about how dispatch's episodic release works before buying the game, that shit sucks, especially because the game itself is very enjoyable.

honestly, this raises a lesson I doubt enough people will take away from it: all of the lore, all of the backstory, all of the worldbuilding in the world doesn't count for shit if you don't have anything interesting to say with it

If you're going to brag about being worker owned and criticize valnet for how it runs polygon and then turn around and launder the reputation of one of the industry's most abusive frauds, you should probably go ahead and step down. And apologize. And never work as a reporter in games again

*screams*

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

there are good & worthwhile historical & legal arguments for why the unitary executive is nonsense but to my mind the most straightforward argument is that it makes no logical sense that the president has absolute removal power over the people whose job it is to keep the executive branch accountable

Probably the biggest reason I'm obsessed with Warhammer

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

sorting misc images on my laptop and

"Actually, MY gacha is the most fair and generous. MY gacha is—" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

dream gaming rotation

And then you’re 30

His lips are in whiteface.

My fav Silent Hill girls🖤🔪

I like most of my photography even if I know it's not necessarily great, but these are some of my favourite photographs I've ever taken.

can you explain to me in detail what specific controls on social media or smartphones sould have helped to prevent this situation?

twitter is making mainstream reporters dumber, and because they're all getting dumber together, none of them can recognize it and they actually think they're getting smarter

half the reason we're all pissed off is this writing is just terrible jeez louise on a practical note it's also far enough past over the top absurdity that it's increasingly easy to completely give up on people who still haven't figured it out, they'll listen only to the people lying to them on fox

Yeah, I think I see the problem here - it's not that the video store was good, it's that you miss being a teenager

this is always always always the case. times weren't simpler. things weren't Better. You just miss being a kid.

Everyone posing this idea should be fired on the spot, they are clearly not to be trusted with a human brain let alone a patient. The answer is obviously and rotoundly no on every single goddamned ground be it moral, practical or fucking medical

Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?

Lynch 2025 Re-watched Mulholland Drive today. First watched it when I was 19/20 and it altered my brain.

Pedro Pascal was spotted at the LA No Kings protest with the best sign there.

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

The chuds really live in an alternate reality. And yes, that's the same loser that pretended for months Femstodes had been retconned, and that called John Blanche a tourist, so he isn't playing with the full deck of cards.

I think if something is an extremely niche stance that isn't directly about someone being harmful towards others then it's my issue to put up with not other people's

This is such a funny redux of the bad baby Jesuses in medieval art

Tengo la sensación de que esto del salario común para la UE no es tan buena idea como parece, va a tener un poco el efecto paso de peseta a euro, y además me parece una meta poco realista cuando podríamos estar, NO SÉ, CON EL TEMA DE LA VIVIENDA.

Ayuso ha conseguido destruir la mayor universidad pública de España. Pronto le seguirán el resto. Mientras tanto proliferan los chiringuitos privados donde los Ponzano Boys pueden comprarse su titulito de ADE para poder gestionar con papeles el patrimonio familiar. Es una guerra y nos van ganando.

Fascinating to read a comic published in 1991 and seeing a character dealing with the exact same kind of biphobia from lesbians I see every day both online and irl

It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.