🚨BREAKING: Voters in Virginia have greenlit a plan that could see Democrats gain up to four more seats in Congress during the 2026 midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Enough free time to get bored

Sounds like a great reason to vote YES, Virginia! We're counting on you today.

"Up the Long Ladder" (still "Clones" at this point) initially had an antimatter refuelling stop for the Enterprise Here Sternbach has designed an Antimatter Accelerator Station and refuelling tankers to attach to the Enterprise.

Losing someone.

It is not always equal.

My time

Pancakes

An orderly work area and leaving things around in said work area.

The scent

2 scrambled eggs 2 pieces of rye toast 2 sausage links 2 bacon strips Hashbrown potatoes Cold glass of milk Ketchup for the eggs

5:20 a.m.

General George Washington required Continental Army soldiers be inoculated for smallpox. We would not have won independence if he hadn’t. You dumb chucklefuck.

future generations will need a series of textbooks just to explainhow this dumb question became a litmus test because these fascists were so stupid and their leader so far up his own arsehole that they couldnt even just lie about what they thought to get into power

HOLY CRAP! I just realized that Riker's and Deanna's daughter is named after Deanna's deceased sister that she never knew about!!!!!

This is your fault, Martha’s Vineyard dinner party hosts. If only you had been as nice as the people on Epstein Island, this poor beleaguered man would still be cited on Fox News as “even liberal Alan Dershowitz.” But not anymore. You just had to take it too far.

You're going to want to watch this.

I think it's safe to say that Apple hasn't innovated since Steve Jobs passed away. I would really like to see Apple get back to innovating and not ITERATING.

At the very least, the rest of us need to become intimately familiar with making these people feel like absolute dreck. Anyone who attends the WHCD deserves nothing less than absolute ridicule; mockery of their work; metaphorical pitchforks, tar and feathers; a lifetime of utter and complete shame.

The Fraud's Prayer: Our Father, who art in the White House, hallowed be thy combover; thy blingdom come; thy will be dumb; In Washington as you are in Florida. Give us this day our daily round of golf. And forgive us our insider trading, as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us...

The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.

DATA: And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sand box. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat.

That party had the chance to rid themselves of this orange stain in 2021. McConnell and the rest in the Senate couldn't let go of the hate.

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It's always the right thing to do to end a great performance with a bow. You've deserved it. Bravo! #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets

"The Battle of Narendra III " goauche on cold press 12" x 18" The Battle of Narendra III was an attack on a Klingon outpost on Narendra III by four Romulan warbirds of the outpost by the Federation Ambassador-class starship USS Enterprise-C #starterk #startrekart #scifi #scifiart #comicartist

This week's SAT SIX finds us along with blogger-in-the-sky @bioreconstruct.bsky.social to get a look at the major projects at Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando. Featuring the latest on Tropical Americas, Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift, Monstropolis and MORE! touringplans.com/blog/the-sat...

Elon Musk has been summoned to Paris as part of an investigation into alleged misconduct on the social media platform X.

It’s so important to know your bollard history. #WorldBollardAssociaton

Just over 100 years ago, Jacques Lartigue photographed his partner ‘Bibi’ (Madeleine Messager), quietly reading in a sunlit corner at the Hotel du Cap Eden-Roc, Cap d’Antibes. She lives on reading here forever... (1920)

We owe each other a country where at least the things that two-thirds of Americans can agree on actually get done. When something is broken in this country, we have to do what it takes to fix it. Thank you, Tulsa, for the warm welcome back - and for showing us what a better future looks like.

I have seriously lost track of how many times we've completely obliterated Iran's military and how many times Trump has reopened the Strait of Hormuz.

Won’t hold my breath for MY repayment system to come.

US Navy destroyer USS Spruance has fired on Iranian vessel M/V Touska in the Gulf of Oman to stop an attempted blockade breach. The ship was hit in the engine area, after which US Marine Force Recon units from the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit boarded the vessel. #US

Note to Democrats: Voters giving up Trump only to vote for the next Republican solves nothing. The problem isn't Trump, it's the Republican party. Don't allow Republican politicians dodge accountability by claiming it was all him.

Love this dude

Your moment of Zen.

Happy 45th Birthday to Hayden Christensen 🎂

Booker isn’t wrong here. I’m seeing so many in the replies not liking this, but it’s TRUE! Antoine who’s feeling hurt by this are the ones who need to look in the mirror the hardest.

Day 179 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #ElectricMayhem

Ever blow-dried a labrador?

The companies get paid twice, and consumers get screwed again!!

I’d call this a shot toward Apple. Yes there are some other phone manufacturers that don’t have user-replaceable batteries, but Apple OS likely the target here. As they were with USB-C.