the masses yearn for more pat mcafee. can't get enough of the guy!

I just wish someone who wasn’t Sinner or Alcaraz would win a grand slam

a barnes & noble near my house is closing, and the outpouring of sadness about it on social media is driving me insane. it's a corporate chain bookstore!

thing-i'd-like-to-vibecode: an app that tells you what country you need to VPN to in order to stream this or that thing. for services that allow it, it'd do a weekly scan of top movies/shows on each platform, and would add to a database anytime someone searched for something not-already-captured.

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

"it's working for me" is perfect. in a functioning society, the people dismantling CBS would be clapping at jingling keys and leaving the adults alone.

a girl said her fantasy is to be at the grocery store when it happens and now i can’t stop dreaming of it i’m standing looking at cheese at central market, when i hear people start whispering, picking up their phones and gasping NO, then squealing. i buy the mimolette and a bottle of krug.

crazy to me (in a good way) that there's a new "widow's bay" tonight. last week's episodes felt like a very satisfying two-part season finale.

"hello, yes, i am applying for the job of composer for 'tales from the crypt'." "do you have several different casio keyboards and know how to play all the demos?" "yes" "you're hired!"

if you wanna see demi moore do a bad new york accent, get hired by the guy who played frank the desk guy on ER, and marry an uglied up jeffrey tambor because of a tip from a fortune teller with a dog named trotsky, "tales from the crypt" may be for you.

🎶 bettany checks with griffin and daviiiiid... 🎶

my faith in milli vanilli's artistic integrity has been restored!

major takeaways from ER so far (currently on s11e13): - maura tierney and anthony edwards were the best - favorite episode: ray liotta's - so many people had roles in breaking bad! betsy brandt, aaron paul, jesse's mom, spooge's wife, probably lots of others i missed

i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers

who’s ready to have their motherfucking mind blown

1. norwegian wood 2. the night before 3. she said she said 4. fixing a hole 5. golden slumbers / carry that weight 6. blackbird 7. yesterday 8. eleanor rigby 9. hey bulldog 10. ob-la-di, ob-la-da same disclaimer, this ranking changed even as i was writing it.

this is really good

the national sleigh bells yeasayer MF DOOM james blake of montreal the zombies father john misty joanna newsom st. vincent

re: LRT, i got real mad watching an old ep of ER the other day where peter benton (eriq la salle) was on an admission committee for the hospital's teaching program.

Trump has purged federal agencies of black workers, the military of high-ranking black officers, supports GOP efforts to purge Southern states of black representation and wants elite universities to discriminate against black applicants, lest they admit too many (who obviously don’t deserve it.)

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

terrible news. an administration full of talentless grifters, stealing people's well-deserved livelihoods right out from under them.

"half man" is a tough hang, but jamie bell is fantastic in it

good to see the wapo make-work program for people whose intellect hit a hard ceiling at "sixth-grade libertarian" is still out there, finding plenty of worthy candidates by flipping over rocks and cutting through pond scum.

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

"typical situation" by dave matthews band on repeat, mixing w/ the sound effects for myst and riven

Oakhurst, EAV, Buckhead

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still cannot get over the fact that a woman i knew in high school is suing kyrsten sinema because sinema took her husband on some sort of psychosexual electric kool-aid acid test.

this man will almost certainly be flattened by a falling piano/anvil.

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we give cops way too much power in the name of "public safety" not to hold them accountable for shit like this. ACAB & defund the police. barring that, don't let cops who break the law stay cops. they can't handle the responsibility their job requires. simple as.

republicans gerrymandering: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! republicans getting gerrymandered: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

holy cow just found out a piece of shit guy i went to high school with cheated on his wife (who i also went to high school with) with former US senator/current piece of shit kyrsten sinema

this is almost certainly on me, but i didn't realize that two upcoming books i'm really excited about are now available to preorder! 🧵

ok yeah but stubbly divorced guy trauma pathos crash bandicoot would be the funniest possible way to do that movie.

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

there are two people i see flirting on here all the time. it makes me happy in a way i recognize as parasocial, but i can't help it. fingers crossed for them.

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holy shit

I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

"dream on" by aerosmith. i googled the lyrics as best i could remember, found it, downloaded it on napster, and made it my personality for a month.

bluesky users yearn for atproto

/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.

quiet quitting a job you suck at

You cannot cyberbully me in a way that matters

there is nothing in this world tiger woods loves more than driving impaired. "he should get a driver". and what, birds should buy plane tickets?