CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

Choosing doctors based on their availability sucks ass!

We as a society need to do a better job shitting on these maximum-consumerist videos where people put like 10 disposable products in their skincare routine, or $45 worth of food in their dog's "girl dinner" video

the true king 👑

Sorry for the repost, that quality was shit idk why. anyway herer's the logo for Truckers Interstellar Shipping Company, Hyena Logistics Systems. The only shipping company that promises your delivery with a smile

hey, I’m sure you all know better, but just in case you need to hear it from a licensed and degree-holding healthcare professional - don’t fucking do this.

People who say "wife aggro" need to be hit with the newspaper

Do not buy these. My sister got me one, and you have to go on a website and give them all your personal info in order to convert it to something useful. My card also never "verified" for some reason, so after two days of calling substandard support they are reluctantly mailing me a cheque for it.

Sunset at 5 PM is so fucking stupid!! Daylight savings please perish

Posting this right before the 1st~ hoping you have many happy holedays in the new year!

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

A friend told me I should put something on to get into the Christmas spirit. I don’t really understand the meaning behind this jumble of different symbols, but I’ve been told I look good with all of this, and I agree. 🎨 @deaddragonp.bsky.social helped Kroll with the ornaments!

[ #dnd ] njal, my half orc barbarian is ready for #orctober! #art #OCsky #tvpunkOCs #tvp_beards

Discord avatar guide: • Car — Straight • Orc — Gay • Wolf — Furry • National flag — Idiot • Their real face — Business account • Chibi anime character — Will 360° noscope you. Has the top 1% money in the game. Will hunt your IRL family for bloodsport.

It's kind of obvious that I love Sailor Moon and muscle furries, so this is what you got when you mix it xP This animation is from a long time ago. I had it on my to-do list, and I finally managed to organize everything enough to save it and share it. PS: I know... Mufasa XP

Critical hits release the dopamine

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

I need people cleaning stuff on the internet to realize that if you spray soap/product on something like a couch and then just rub it around, you are not removing anything!!! It’s all still in there. You have to blot it up or extract it.

Really liking how this commissions is coming out! I really feel so happy that @rook-the-fire-dog.bsky.social wanted to see their Arcanine in trucker,s universe! anyone can be a space trucker~ the ships are just crap so sometimes you get a lil sweaty

Our work for hire arm, Lost and Found (@lostandfound.media), was commissioned by ArenaNet (@guildwars2.com) to make a documentary to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Guild Wars franchise! We were super proud to work on this and hope you enjoy it!

so insanely fucking real for this

a fun lil commission I did for @chillpanes.bsky.social their space lion Ori~ really like how I did the cosmic mane

Like a cummet pulled from orbit As it passes his son Like a stream that meets a soldier Halfway though your wood Who can say if I’ve gym gained for the better? But because I knew you I have been drained for good

Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today. There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.” It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.

I still can't get over this phenomenal commission by @noswift.art

Hey, So I'm doing a holiday YCH sale, for this month! I'll turn your sona into a festive cookie! DM me if you're interested!

(WIP) Mytross is coming home for Christmas.

I’m feeling very betrayed by this one YouTube Shorts channel which has really funny nurses doing memes, but I’m slowly noticing they are all at chiropractors and acupuncture offices

Discord Orbs

Yeah bro, there’s a battery rack in my garage (sexual)

[Flashbang noise]

Randomly whispering "jump, jump in the caac" to myself while working

We as a society need to stop talking into the fuzzy wireless mics in videos. You can get a lav! You can just keep the mic offscreen! They work at a distance!

Colored my new OC! Maybe he'll show his face someday 😉

they put chemicals in the water to make me eepy at 5pm >:(

The dang old man

Rise to the top!

authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

please remember to use photos of norman reedus to pass these tests because they WILL store this and it WILL get stolen

Deathclaw is looking so BUFF 💦💪

❑ Keep me signed in ❑ Remember this device ❑ Don't ask again for 30 days THESE ARE ALL LIES! DON'T ASK, JUST SET A LONG-TERM COOKIE. I DO THIS KIND OF DEVELOPMENT, IT IS NOT HARD TO SET THESE COOKIES! JUST FUCKING DO IT!

Here's the promised whole cow 🐮✨

lol doodle of a Trash-talking Wrestle Wolf takes his prize when he wins the match