Russ Salvatore would buy 10,000 tickets to Bills games during the drought and donate them to children and veteran organizations to avoid games being blacked out on TV and for that, he will always be a Real One in my book

economy failing due to recently-implemented conservative fiscal policies? try starting a "war" with a nebulous enemy, should kickstart things

25 years ago "The King of Queens" portrayed an imaginary world where a package delivery driver and a legal secretary had enough combined income to afford a mortgage

I never understood why someone would pick the "reject technology" traits in a strategy game but now I'm starting to understand

i requested a one page summary and 42 minutes later received a 2k+ word email full of em dashes. don't even know if what's been provided is accurate and it'll take me at least a day to fact check it

give the people what they want

the only nostalgia for 2002 we should have should be for the bountiful amount of Surge

one of the many rewards for buying a small, fuel-efficient vehicle in this country is getting aggressively tailgated by a large "passenger" truck in the right lane even when I am going 7 MPH over the speed limit on the highway

The private equity reaper has come for EA, in a year they'll have scrapped it for parts until the entire company is some absentee executives and six engineers asking ChatGPT how to sell more FUT packs

my thoughts about the coaching for today's Bills game: the team had to use their second time out of the half because they only had 10 players on the field to try and stop a 2-point conversion attempt

what's bofa

Thank you Google AI, very helpful

ok google how too order joker manly band suprise wife why so serious

feels liberating to talk about the single, obvious flaw of dating apps: they required pictures of my face

telling my wife I have been in THE PROCESS of taking the clean dishes out of the dishwasher for the past three days

acting god

you have to a read book once in a while. you just have to. you live the softest most calorie filled life of any common people in history: everything is right there for you. you have to put your phone down for for a hour or two. please do something good for your brain once in a while. please.

ladies: take your fall birth control

as a young man I would hear "herniated disc" and it sounded funny to me. true adulthood is realizing that it is one of the worst experiences imaginable

people are talking about their "faith" this and their "faith" that. The only "Faith" I recognize is Limp Bizkit's 1997 global smash hit cover of George Michael's track of the very same name

GUY IN CROWD: he's gonna say it. oh my god he's actually gonna do it ADAM SANDLER: and smoke your marijuana-kkah GUY IN CROWD: *goes apeshit*

here's a photograph of Nickelback Taron Johnson

AI is making my life more efficient! 30 minutes of each workweek is spent in a meeting where someone explains how they used it to solve a self-invented "problem" and then tries to do a live demo where they constantly say "oops, sorry about that" at least 4 times because it doesn't work

presented without comment: for anyone who wasn't at the game last night, the stadium did a tribute before the game started *and* also at halftime. I have never witnessed that for another person, whether a player, owner, other prominent figure

a lot of people online are talking about making the pregame and the halftime "political". I simply want to know why the corgi races aren't the halftime entertainment at every football contest

"I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it; unless, of course, it is about me or the things I like"

getting put on a list because I thought it would be nice if I didn't have to pay a $42 copay to get regular scheduled blood work when I have "health insurance"

we're making America great again (sitting in the Quest Diagnostics lobby waiting for blood work along with 15 other people)

shout-out to the very drunk person at the Bills STH event getting angry when I express that I will not be getting out of the food line to go to the alcohol line and purchase them booze with their credit card because they do not have their ID on them. thanks for living the Bills Mafia Lifestyle

(In my best Fred Durst voice) Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the chocolate starfish donut

Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy / Cody Road Maple Maple-Flavored Whiskey

my favorite wrestler? that's easy. it's a guy on the local circuit called "The Landlord" who does his finishing move on an opponent and screams "the rent is due"

young people have lost many *physical* spaces to go and have fun *for free* with other young people, which I think has a lot to do with How We Got Here

something about Eggland is so unexplainably upsetting and I am addicted to it

every year on this day I listen to 猫 シ Corp.’s “NEWS AT 11”, an album which imagines, according to the creator, “a parallel universe where it never happened.” I invite you to, as well. youtu.be/qSh2HswKn5Y?...

jj mccarthy named nl offensive player of the week after throwing for 146 yards and a pick six against bears second string cornerbacks

can't believe the president's supporters stick with him after horrific things are uncovered! unrelated, I have picked up this book called "the Bible" with some fresh ideas about how women specifically are the origin of all evil in the world but it's basically a book about love

you really have to step back and admire it: they just released a winking SIGNED love note from the sitting US president to the most notorious pedophile sex trafficker in history, and nothing much is happening

BILLS HISTORY: 12 years into the playoff drought, fans were so unbelievably rowdy that the team released a "Make Mom Proud" campaign. The campaign was futile in its efforts

AI got "intelligent" by reading every book ever made? false! name one person who read "The Sun Also Rises" and felt smarter

why am I just finding out about this now

this recommendation algorithm is getting scary

hey i have a good joke for you: microsoft windows vista 🤣

I know I am now an Old Man because Why Does Everyone Have Their Phones Out During The Entire Concert