they need to invent a pair of glasses to help you look for your missing glasses

TIMELINE CLEANSE. I want to know: what is on your Little Debbie Mt. Rushmore?

*as my country attempts to wage a Crusade thousands of miles away* maybe r/atheism has a point

Guy You Know Who Wears Shorts All Year-Round Not Entirely Concerned About The Impending Collapse Of The Economy: "I Haven't Been Paying That Much Attention To That, To Be Honest"

Social Security will not be there for me when I retire but the good news is I can always rely on my 401k to also not be there for me when I retire

if there's a single player who deserves flowers through the entire McDermott era, it's Taron Johnson

happy 3/6 to all who celebrate

jobs may no longer exist, but there is a positive: I no longer have to pretend to care about LinkedIn

love spending an entire day's wages on a single doctor's appointment

I've seen a lot of speculation about the cause of the Sabres' recent woes, and I have my own theory: only hiring Mike Grier as the GM of the team can turn things around

I spend a lot of time lately wondering what the world would be like if We Didn't Respond The Way We Did To When It Happened

[Trump confusing his childhood with a Nancy cartoon] It was great times but also not so great, I remember this awful oil slick haired girl telling me I was no good, that I was a freak because I had been paid with a bucket pail of worms, they called her wancy!

Yes, We're In Another Forever War: Here's Why People With Blue Hair Share The Blame.

I'm a PROBLEM on these GeoGuessr servers

gg

this is what I get for wanting Free Healthcare

that's one way to get people to stop talking about the Epstein files

yep boss made the potato campaign real sexy just like you asked

thankfully we will be able to rely on a system which takes fantastic care of our veterans

the thing that actually scares me / keeps me up at night is that the changes that need to happen for this country to stop being a danger to everyone are the kind of changes that can only usually happen after total calamity like a global depression or horrific war

fine, I'll say it: Soylent 1.4 was one of the tastiest things on the planet

go through your phone contacts today and see how many instances of "who the hell is that?" you get

Buffalo Police and Buffalo DHS have murdered a man. That it was not on video like Renee Good or Alex Pretti does not make it less of a murder www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/25/b...

white-collar work is quickly dying and this country is not mentally equipped for UBI and 40% unemployment

Hearing that Bluesky vibes are faltering. Here's a quick fix:

today was a zero-stress day flying out of Mexico

got married to the most amazing woman ever on this Valentine's Day, which rules

do you know how bad it is when I am saying "ya gotta hand it to 'em" to the ENGLISH? people who can't even speak the language they invented????

Dudes Rock

War is hell. But what if it wasn't?

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Sure, I can throw together 10 prototypes in the time it used to take to make 1, but to what end? At the initiative level there's still going to be plenty of rounds of back and forth and arguments and needing to do real world research to see if anyone wants what you're selling. To humans.

My AI jobs take is that anybody whose actually done any sort of software project from concept all the way through delivery can tell you the vast majority of the time is spent on getting the business or policy side to agree on priority, requirements, approvals, and details. AI won't speed those up.

the notches on his penis numbered one and nineteen more

very cool! I can't get [DESPERATELY NEEDED MEDICAL PROCEDURE] because I found out today that my case is "Pending Medical Director Review" from an insurance company I haven't heard of until today. I love our healthcare in this country and certainly don't want to [REDACTED] every single [REDACTED]!

Waaaa I don't speak Spanish waaa I'm gonna watch the show with words I can understand The words:

2016 super bowl commercial: space creatures travel all across the galaxy... for the taste of Avocados from Mexico! 2026: the assistant in your house could ironically murder you in so many ways but won't, pinky swear

this Patriots team could only *dream* of losing 4 straight Super Bowls

wow they're really still pushing this NFT thing huh

cool country where local hospitals have television advertisements during the big game

cause im bad bunny check it and see im singing songs in spanish on your tv

my commentary: hell yeah

thinking back to the GOAT which launched with the Nintendo 64

We await the smoke signal from the Waffle House. Black smoke: Jelly Roll's prayer breakfast is still in session. White smoke: Jelly Roll is ready to address the nation's politics.

*listening to System of a Down in 2001* science - has failed - our world *25 years later* wait no not like that

very cool

finally, books "just for the fellas"