Investing in the TJ Maxx fragrance shelf

do dogs know when they’re being cutie babie or is it always serious for them

Another big walk at the park :)))

Big walk at the park day

I won’t stop

I got orchids….i got orchids

Might buy 40 buldaks

crying bc this is the book I’m looking for specifically and it’s either Expensive or Insane

brother EXCUSE ME dawg?

HELLO WHAT IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE BOOK ABOUT HOUSEPLANTS?

Walked to the library today :))

Update: i got my nodes appraised and the plant guy was like wow these are looking really great. So im pretty pleased with that

I went to a fancy exotic expensive plant store in Seattle and I got some “rescue plants” so they’re starting out behind but they’re really cool ones so I really wanna do a good job

New crop of plants just dropped I’m so nervous omg

Got a falafel to eat on the way home last night and the falafel guy whipped out more “my friend”s than there were lines of dialogue in our entire interaction. That’s how I knew it was going to be incredible

Went to Seattle today :))

New villager moved into my island

No one has ever lost a Super Bowl harder than Stefon Diggs

Good morning Seahawks won the Super Bowl morning

Big walk today

Watching the greatest comedy film of all time

Went to the post office and people were trying to pick up their UPS packages from them

big week for team diesel so far

Jon Hamm is Scott Bacula for millennials

Imagining the mind of someone who converts from Catholic to Pentecostal

RIP Ea-Nasir you would’ve loved the 2026 economy

Anime would be cooler if they didn’t have their hair hanging down in their face all the time.

Online mental health advocates are always talking about how we need to have compassion for people molding onto their couch but if someone experiences psychosis they are innately bad and irredeemable

big day for pokewalk. my best buddy bellibolt is the most best buddy at the show! :)))

My animals are doing good crossing.

Dog greedily finished several chunks of treat (squash) and now she doesn’t want a chunk of what I gave her (squash) instead she wants a chunk of what im working on (squash)

Guys im feeling weird

My neck is so tired omfg???

Playing animal crossing New Hampshire

Roasting vegetables in layers

new bookshelf just dropped :)

I’ve lost so much weight since I’ve been sick that the dog walk belt slid straight down off my legs

Love 2 b sick forever because my job is refrigerator

Reading cowboy books

My parents didn’t ever rly buy me lunchables more than like once or twice and tbh that was more than enough for me. Like what do you mean my lunch is a room cracker with a room temp piece of cheese and a single oreo? Like what the hell is this? Lunch for ants?

You can’t make action movies anymore, because of Woke

If I see Jaime Pressly in a movie, I’m on her side

Good action movies became so rare man. What happened in 2010 that stole the juice from movies

made a thin crust blanket today :)

You’ll never believe who doesn’t know she cost 300$ today

The dog doesn’t know she’s about to go to the vet

I AM PROGRAMMED FOR DEEP MORNING NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM GETTING UP AT 2 NOT EVEN A DAY OFF!

One day my fridge will be nothing but different styles of sourdough starters

Experimenting with sourdough again 🥸

Very infrequently, I’ll have really extreme outbursts and then remember my mom telling me I’m not actually bipolar because she’s seen bipolar before and I’m too disciplined to be bipolar