Someone put a Rabbit Island sign on Rabbit Island

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

fell for it again award

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

This is so good. Both as a little political economy analysis of British pubs and as a guide to how to use machine learning to learn about humans.

I’m feeling like tonight might be the night I break and go to the chipper for a smoked haddock supper the size of a large seal

The photographer’s finger hovers over the red-eye reduction button in the editing software. Just this once, maybe not, he thinks.

Snow’s back.

ME: I'd like to broadcast my thoughts to an entire internet full of random strangers UK: that's fine ME: I'd like to message people I know UK: that sounds sus

Booked a holiday. It’s a ‘don’t book a flight until you get the confirmation email in a couple of days’ type holiday. Now for an interminable wait.

This is how bad it is, there's a whole BBC article about a city that experienced sunshine today - with a photo of someone posing front of the yellow ball of light www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I changed the audio

Found out I’m due a rebate from last tax year. £13. 🥳🥳🥳 Will land in my account sometime between now and the heat death of the universe.

[Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] chaos, chaos- Other patients: chaos, CHAOS Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] CHAOS, CHAOS, CHAOS!

if we were truly an advanced society, Eastman Kodak would have a team of research scientists in the lab up in Rochester cookin' up Vericolor IV rn. you'd be seeing colors previously unknown to man

The news from Scotland

This is who runs this account

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Fascinated by the idea of Ashgrove Road being described as the west end. Nevertheless I say bring on this cool roundabout which if nothing else will make car-shagging readers of the P&J piss themselves with incandescent rage

Not to be all “this place is a website for retiring millennials” but I found myself trying to explain the concept of Goldie Lookin’ Chain to a bewildered apprentice earlier.

Your very first preview of Spectra Aberdeen 2026. So much more to come!

Had to walk past the chip shop TWICE before I’ve even had dinner

I’ve been enjoying Robbie Maynard’s New Topographics concentrating on superfund sites. Really great stuff and insights in to the philosophical decisions behind it.

Closing the loop; stumbled over the quoted post below while looking for posts from Cramond, thought might as well show something from the roll and a half I shot on that jaunt. Kentmere 100, 24mm (Sigma filtermatic with red filter selected) #believeinfilm

Really cool that while we have a national panic about teenagers on phone too much, phone is also causing pensioners to build car bombs www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Cramond Isle of Punk 2025 Kentmere 400 #believeinfilm

Cramond Isle of Punk 2025. (I can ignore the light leak if you can too) Kentmere 400 #believeinfilm

Sundance’s filmmakers spoke to the urgency of the political moment. Their movies, mostly, did not. But there was one powerful exception.

Bingo Royale

A thing I ended up accruing was (nearly) the entire run of Lonely Planet Traveller magazines, and for the first time I’ve assembled them all together after digging the ones I’d stashed pre-house move in mums loft in 2016. Not a hoarder by any means, but I want to scan these all before I bin them.

Absolutely *THE FUCK* not; not until he’s in the ground or in a cell

Cramond Isle of Punk 2025 Kentmere 400 #believeinfilm

What in the ‘2008 Facebook UI’ is this?

A strange and unsettling thing to read plans for the comprehensive demolition of the neighbourhood you grew up in. I’ve put off going back there for the photo project I want to do, guess this is the signal to get started before it’s all gone. publicaccess.aberdeencity.gov.uk/online-appli...

So the jokes on me I guess because it turns out Stephen is a second cousin of my apprentice, because apparently we’re all related to each other in Scotland.

He had a menty B, climbed in the presidential escape pod which is definitely a real thing, and ejected from AF1 somewhere offshore near Long Island. Whereabouts currently unknown. 🤞Manifesting🤞

Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

Boeing build quality might be the thing that finally delivers us the event we’ve all been waiting for.

4am and the most awake a person has ever been, this is the reward for going to bed a little early because I was tired last night