So I mean....................... I think this should have been posted ~once a second for each of the 4102 miles they surpassed the prior record by...

I wish Christina Koch every few minutes turns to her fellow astronauts and says "this is it. if I take one more step, I'll be the farthest from home a woman has ever been"

being the classiest bitch at a Michelin starred restaurant... love being recognized and known by the chefs and other staff. (I also asked the bartender what she and a chef had done a shot of cuz I loved their energy, and a minute later she brought me a shot to try)

one of the most pathetic stupid disgusting things... what in the fuck was @colorado.gov meaning to accomplish with this. there's no "be friendly across the aisle" with someone as despicable as her. like why the fuck would you do this????

valid reasons to boo at a hockey game: curl, tkachuk, and others like them who are vocally evil and dirty on the ice have the puck coward, boring play of taking the puck from the o-zone to the d-zone in OT any time a ref is the focus NOT VALID: your stupid good team has a bad game

loss: close stream as soon as the clock his 0.0 win: watch my team's dork ass goobers entire post game chat

cant believe the avs edged the audience about a possible kadri hat trick and a possible mack 50th pt on the season for nearly the whole game and neither happened

umpire purposely calling every borderline pitch wrong because they have a humiliation kink and being laughed at by tens of thousands of fans on every challenge really does it for them.

umpire purposely calling every borderline pitch wrong because they have a humiliation kink and being laughed at by tens of thousands of fans on every challenge really does it for them.

with the knowledge that umps and refs are part of ACAB... can't believe we got ump accountability with ABS before cop accountability

update: they did :3

I'm so happy to have joined a women's hockey league i have so many hockey friends who I can hang out with and party before an NWSL opening game tailgate and it's so nice to have like .......... friendz

sora being shut down isn't the death news i'm waiting for but i'll take it.

I sorta look like I know kind of what I'm doing! and I'm pretty sure this is when I broke into the zone myself around their two D and scored ^^

it's a little intimidating for everyone in my novice division (and many people in other divisions) to know me, but I don't know them...

need that overhead net cam at my hockey game to see which of the three forwards was the last to touch the puck as we all whacked at it

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/

Dreamer & Galaxy are taking over the summer, too! JUSTICE LEAGUE: DREAM GIRLS, is a 4-issue miniseries out every week in June! By me, @nicoleamaines.bsky.social, @brandtandstein.com, @nicolascottart.bsky.social, J Bone, @stephensadowski.bsky.social, & many others! www.dc.com/blog/2026-03...

Hahahahahaha ahahhahhahah AHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAA AHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAA GET FUCKED YOU PIG MOTHERFUCKERS AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAÀAAAA

chiitan has unfollowed them ahahaha i hope chiitan didn't feel called out by this :3

chiitan's one follow on bluesky being some rando dude who gif replies to spicy pictures is very funny

15000 people at the PWHL takeover game were graced with @akitten.online on the jumbotron!

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

the existence of paralegals implies the existence of ortholegals and metalegals (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arene_s...)

inflation is when things that used to be macroaggressions 10 years ago are only considered microaggressions now

Celeste render! 🦄 🪄

unrelated: i remember as a sheltered teenager, my friends and i went into a pizza place once and one of them commented that it smelled skunky. not knowing what skunks smell like, i asked "this is what skunks smell like?" and i was teased then taught no, skunky means something different here.

discord clicker notification sound would be a wild nitro feature

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

transphobes using stupid phrases like "train knees" to get around hate speech filters reminds me of this kid in high school who tried to bully me but couldn't type "fuck you" cuz of parental controls and so he'd type "fu q" and he got so mad when I pointed it out turns out that still works

maybe the indian restaurant doesn't have inconsistent spice levels, maybe my girlfriend has a Prestige situation going on where she has a twin she swaps with that has worse spice tolerance

a random thing in my dreams last night that i remember is that i was driving and the car in front of me was transporting a full ass lion in the back seat of a subaru i don't usually remember anything from dreams but that one stuck apparently lol

Rammi’s four stages of gettin’ dicked #nsfwart

hughes brothers, tkachuk brothers illusion of choice cow meme.png

mackinnon's sport psychologist penciling him in for multiple sessions when he whiffed the open net, before the game ended ended

that anthology thing absolutely does not deserve a second chance, regardless of if it's going back to be edited and revised. a purposeful "mistake" that bad is just goodbye, i never want to hear from you ever again.

mcdavid trying to hero mode a 1v3 instead of just keeping possession and setting up o-zone... losing the puck and immediately setting up the gwg why?

3v3 overtime is awful trash format, I understand why it was chosen for scheduling but it's absolute ass and should not be anywhere near a game of this caliber

baseball but with bumpers like in bowling alleys, just for those pitchers with awful control. and those pitchers who are babies.

it's so cruel to go to get new glasses but you can't fucking see when you take your real glasses off so trying them on in store yields almost zero benefit cuz you have to mash your face against the mirrors anyway... just bad vision things

On might like to go fishing with friends even on a #cutiesaturday

I had the great pleasure of arttrading with the lovely @lunamoonaaa.bsky.social and drew their OC ‚Silva‘ 💕🥹 Thank you so much again for your beautiful rendering of Neriah!! 🥹💕 [ #arttrade #artsky #ocsky ]

"good girl"

DC Solicits for May are here, and I’m excited to share my cover for SUPERGIRL #13. In shops May 13th 💫🔥 And if you aren‘t already checking this series out, I highly recommend picking it up. @mooncalfe1.bsky.social has been building such a great Kara story with this one.

My variant for Jamal Campbell’s ZATANNA #2! 🎲🦋🪄

not directed at any one account here but artists asking for people to repost art to make bluesky better for the artist community, while at the same time STILL not using any alt text, like... c'mon now

”I’ll never stop looking for you”

Asami always knows when Korra needs a hug #korrasami