college freshman who went on a 10 day trip trans women to the Czech Republic 🤝 making prog their whole identity

For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn (Size small)

a fuckin amazing time! also i'm in this picture ^^

might see me in the broadcast cuz our seats are so close wheeeeeee

Mile-high moments before the main event 🤝 Denver brought the energy at our community events ahead of tomorrow’s game — can’t wait to see you at puck drop!

Finally.

if you get a dude name instacart shopper and you get the entire order correct with no confusion or unnecessary clarifications, should you follow up with a text asking if they're an egg?

my tummy wants to eat a lot of bread, but my brain thinks i shouldn't. I need an independent 3rd party to tell me what to do, call it carbitration

I wonder if McDermott's schemes were explained saying "you go deep then cut starboard, you have a crossing slant towards port..."

the pope woke up just in time

Hm I see 4 people in this picture. Very embarrassing for them.

lol josh allen can't even do it in a playoffs without mahomes jackson burrow

gym, some good sex, and a solid night of sleep could fix me

isn't it wild how we actually live in a world with cyberpsychosis, but instead of being able to get cybernetic limbs it comes from a chat program that "yes ands" too hard

What people think BDSM is like: Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go Sub: what What BDSM is actually like Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go Dom: what Sub: please

Artist! Quote with your badass woman 💪

ahh yes, tell the girl who needs her adderall that she has to call back once or twice a week to see if they have it in stock, that'll surely work out well

it's delicious. and delicious again for leftovers the next day. and is about to be delicious again for lunch today. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

playing hockey "i got that dog in me" *gets a delay of game penalty*

my gf keeps accumulating followers to maintain our problematic follower gap

wahahahaha she hates her post blowing up

can fifa take back their make believe award

reposting gold lisa cuz im still in love with her 🥺🩷 #oc

This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days

ADDENDUM TO THE VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

for sale,,, never eaten

yeag

this commercial... "did you ask for it? no, but we did it anyway." i dunno if that's the best phrasing. wendys

hey guys what do you think @estrogenandprogester.one got me for christmas? 🤔

I think I was cooking with this design last night... #art #oc

AAAAAAAAAAAA LOSING MY MIND

I dunno whatever you mean, I still think you can't and you got lucky that time

one of the best and most depressing classes i took in law school was international law because it made me realize just how much we refuse to join the rest of the world in doing good things

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

watching pwhl, practicing booing every time Curl touches the puck so i'm ready to do it when minnesota is in town for the takeover game

ngl doing drugs and eating korean food and having sex was a way better thanksgiving than the traditional family dinner ever was

okay, fisting on live tv ig??

I got zine and zune mixed up and thought "who even had a zune to begin with??"

An egg cracks in Gotham when Poison Ivy kisses a "man" with her mind control lipstick (that only affects men), and it mysteriously doesn't work that time. Poison Ivy: "Oh fuck. You're a trans woman? Girl, I'm so sorry." Egg: "I. . . have some things to think about." *walks away confused*

dudes at an of monsters and men concert debating the worth of the sequel trilogy of star wars lol

I’ve spent a lot of the last three years investigating the rise of anti-trans politics. Often, it came back to the controversy over trans women athletes. So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines. www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/

why is my bluesky app icon different??

domming her while your head is nestled on her shoulder as she holds you :3

Marvel star Brie Larson will voice Rosalina in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie while Benny Safdie will voice Bowser Jr. bit.ly/4nPsVVq

don't cry because the MLB season is over, smile because that was the last game without ABS

if toronto had won, i'd've said all of toronto failed NNN but since it's LA and their sports fan base is weak as fuck, i'm gonna guess like 10% of LA just failed NNN